SPUDs

“What horrifies me most is the idea of being useless: well-educated, brilliantly promising, and fading out into an indifferent middle age.” – Sylvia Plath

One of my favorite new podcasts is Note to Self, “a tech podcast about being human”. My most recent favorite episode was about LEGOs, which I have loved since I was a small human, and no doubt played a role in my choice of professions. Bold colored blocks with which you can create anything! Or you can just leave them all over the floor for your nemesis to step on. Brilliant.

The podcast episode debates the evolution of the LEGO, from “free-building” into kits. (Bullshit gendered kits, I might add. ) It was a very interesting conversation; many audible “Yeeees!”s from this chic. I particularly liked the part on the addition of SPUDs. Those would be “Single Purpose Useless Decoratives”.  Hey I know a few of those! What a great acronym of what not to become. SPUD: the Lego version of the DNBs.

In other news, James Clear has provided me with the solution to my portfolio creation problem: portfolio (sans) pants!

portfolio pants
Oh man, I am gonna be so productive!

I know that’s what you’re thinking. What the fuck are you talking about, Morgan? Read this article and it will all make sense:

The Akrasia Effect: Why We Don’t Follow Through on What We Set Out to Do (And What to Do About It)


11 Jan | M
Pillars | 3x
GA Squat x 10
Prone glute press x 10
Super bird dogs x 10 ea

Warm-up | 1x
Row x 300m
Wall walk x 1
TGU x 2 each side

Work | 10:00 @ a consistent pace  (4 + 150)
Row x 150m
Bench press x 5 @ 65#
Wall-pressing dead bugs x :30
-Rest x 4:00-
10:00 @ a consistent pace (3)
Double KB swing x 5 (Singles x 10)
DU’s x 30
Wall walk x 2
TGU x 1 ea (44#)
-Rest x 4:00-
4 sets:
AD x 10 cals
Body row x 5
GHR x 7

Stretch | 20:00

09 Jan | Sa

Work | O-Lifting
Snatch pulls 5 x 3 @115% (115#)
Snatch + 2 OHS x 5 (75#) he-ips
4 sets:
Samurai squats x 5 ea (35#)
Banded dead bugs x 1:00

Stretch | 15:00

08 Jan | F
Pillars | 3x
Plank + reach thru x 10 ea
Super bird dogs x 10 ea
SL Elevated hip bridge x 10 ea
RDL x 10

Work| Deficit DLs 4×2 (185,195,205,205#)
4 rounds:
Rev Zercher lunge x 5 ea (55#)
Banded Pallof horizontal press x 10 ea
Monster walks x 12 ea
Rest x 2:00

Stretch | 10:00

07 Jan | Th
Work | Class
EMOM x 30:00
Evens: AD or row x :45
Odds: DUs x 20

Stretch | 20:00

06 Jan | W
Pillars | 3x
Wall press + rotation x 10
Elevated SL hip bridge x 10 ea
Prone Y glute press x 10
Clammie hold x :30 ea

Warm-up | AD x 5:00

Work | Clean pulls 7 x 2 (140,140, 150,150,160,160,160#)
Tall jerks 5 x 2 (65#)
4 sets:
Box squats x 3 (95,115,135,135#)
BTN press x 5 (55#)
Banded dead bugs x 10

05 Jan | Tu
Pillars | 3x
GA squat x 8
Super bird dog x 10 ea
Hip hikes x 15 ea

Warm-up | 3x
Row x 100m
Wall ball x 5
PUs x 10

Work | 6:00 class
EMOM x 16:00 rotating:
Bench x 3 (80#)
Dbl dead bugs x 8
EMOM x 16:00 rotating:
Thruster x 3 (75#)
Wall walk x 1 + 5 shoulder taps ea

Stretch | 20:00


The hips are still recovering from my week off in the frozen tundra. I was sore pretty much all last week in the lats and the hip flexors. Added some shoulder taps to the wall walk on Tuesday. Those samurai squats were rough Saturday. I feel them in my low back on the right side, WHICH I KNOW IS WRONG! And I added some GHRs to yesterday’s workout, because I am a hypocrite. Trust the program.

I really enjoyed hopping into the class workouts. It makes it easier when I am feeling not so into it, which usually directly correlates with the temperature in the gym. Hoping to be more focused at the gym this week than I was last. I’m making a comeback from the holiday season! Fucking holidays.

Gonna do some food logging for the next 30 days just to get back on track. And I’m gonna try to keep a lid, or cork, on the scotch until Superbowl SunYAY. Also going to shoot for fasted mornings 3-4 times a week just to see how it affects things. Working that metabolic flexbility #staybendy

 

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