Account Ability

“I don’t pay attention to the world ending. It has ended for me many times, and begun again in the morning.” -Nayirrah Waheed

add it up

If you left your shit laying around somewhere it might get taken, whose fault is that? The asshole who swiped it. Meh. What about the fool who left it laying there…?

If you made plans to do an early morning thing with a group of friends, but then chose  one too many cocktails the night before, where would you place the blame for cancelling last minute on your friends? What words would you choose? Did you “have” to cancel, or did you “choose” to flake out? Did the “night kick your ass” or did know how it was going to end before it started?

I’m not angry, but let’s call it what it is, am I right?


27 Dec | W
Warm-up | 3x
Banded RDLs x 8 ea
Banded rows x 10 ea
Windmills x 5 ea @30#
Pistols x 2 ea

Work |
A. 5x:
Row x 2:00
PUs x 5
Scap PUs x 10
B1. Push-ups 5 x 5 + KBS x 5 [1:00] (60#)
B2. RDLs x 10 [1:00] (55#ers)
C. Hanging knee raise 3 x 15 [:30] (15, 10+5, 5+5+1+1+1+1+1)

29 Dec | F
Warm-up | 3x
Messed around with TGU variations x 10:00

Work |
A. Stairs x 15:00
B. Bike x 15:00
C. 5x:
Farmer carry x 30m (55/60#)
SA OH carry x 30m ea
BU carry x 30m (25#)
Hollow rocks x :15
D. Stairs x 10:00

30 Dec | Sa
Warm-up | 3x
Slam balls x 7 @ 20#
Monster walks x 10 ea direction
Barbell rows x 7

Work |
A. Bike x 20:00
B. 4x:
Hip extensions x 10 (10#)
RNT x 5 ea
BS x 5
C. BS 5 x 5 [3:00] (3@145, 150, 155#)
D. 1-1/4 FS 3 x 5 [1:30] (105#)
E. (Cable?) Pallof press 3 x 20 reps (20#)

Stretch | 13:00

31 Dec | Su
Mobility | 3x
Wall slides x 10
Bird dogs x 10 ea
Popes x 12 ea

Work | [From the archives]
A1. SL KB RDL 3 x 10 ea (40, 45, 45#)
A2. SA KB snatch x 3 ea KB goblet squat x 6 @ 33×1 (35#)
A3. KBS x 15 (45#)
B. DL 5 x 3 [3:00] (195, 200, 3@ 205#)
C. Snatch-grip RDL 3 x 10 [2:00] (105#)
D. Marching pallofs 4 x 20 [1:00] (5#)

Stretch | Home yoga

01 Jan | M
Boulder Canyon Trail – The Sups | 10 mi


W | Grip was donezo by C.

F | Shoulder wasn’t feeling good getting the KB in the overhead position on part C, so modified with bottoms-up carries. Dang, carries are no joke. Upped the levels on the stairs on the final round.

Sa | Squats felt good, though it took a little work to get my flexors to stop trying to do all the work. Got it done though. Those buck twenty-fivers… fuck that’s a lot of time under tension. Burrrrrrn.

Su | The notes from the last time I did this workout reflect that part A really fatigued my back. Same same today, though I modified A2 because of this angry shoulder of mine. Here’s some footage (ne’rmind the phone faceplant at the beginning there):

Deadlifts felt good; laughed at myself trying to rationalize why I should just stay at 195#… Was mindful of the glute engagement during the RDLs. Those marching pallofs are nuts. Lots of head-shaking. 

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Dropping the Anvil

“Results are obtained by exploiting opportunities, not by solving problems.” – Peter F. Drucker

banded anvils

Have, Do, Be >>> Tim Ferriss with Terry Crews

One “truth” dropped in the podcast episode up there that’s resonating with me right now is the idea that we truly do get what we want in life. The argument being, if you wanted something different (than you have) you would change it.

I’ve been carrying a metaphorical anvil around with me for a while now… easily 4 years. Yes. Years. What started as a tool that shaped me slowly evolved into a load holding me back; one I carried by choice. I’m finally dropping that anvil and seeing where it takes me. Fuck, I might end up flung off a cliff, but hey, at least I won’t be holding that fucking anvil.

What’s your anvil look like? What keeps you holding on?


19 Dec | Tu
Warm-up | 3x
Slam balls x 5
Wall walk x 1
DUs x 30

Work |
A. TGUs x 15:00
B. Barbell EMOM
C. KB EMOM

20 Dec | W
Workout |
A. Bike x 20:00
B. 4x:
Hip extensions x 10 (10#)
RNT x 5 ea (@3111)
BS x 5
C. BS 5 x 5 [3:00] (3@145, 2@155#)
D. FS 3 x 5 [1:30] (115, 125#)
E. Wall-pressing dead bugs 3 x 20 [:30]

Bonus round | 3x
Bicep curls x 10 [1:00] (20#ers)
Tricep push-downs x 15 [1:00] (20#)

23 Dec | Sa
Mobility | 3x
Wall slides x 10
Cossacks x 10 ea
SA plank x :20 ea
Hanging leg raise x 10

Work |
A. Bike x 20:00
B. 5x:
Sled push x 30m (+135#)
Farmers carry x 30m (55/60#)
KB snatch x 5 ea (35#)
C. Stairs x 15:00
D. Row x 10:00

24 Dec | Su
Mobilizer | 3x
Shoulder CARs x 3 ea
Bird dogs x 12 ea
Prone y raise x 10
TVAs x 15

Work |
A. Stairs x 15:00 Bike x 20:00
B. 3x:
RDL x 5
Press x 5
Good morning x 5
C. [+lbs] DL 5 x 4 [3:00] (185, 2@195, 2@200#)
D. Snatch-grip RDL 3 x 8 [1:30] (95, 105, 110#)
E. Zercher squats 3 x 7 [1:30] (95, 100, 105#)

Stretch | 15:00

26 Dec | Tu
Warm-up | Holbert Trail @ S Mtn

Work|
A. Stairs x 15:00
B. 3x:
RDL x 5
Good morning x 5
BS x 5
C. FS 5 x 5 [3:00] (125, 130, 3@135#)
D. Close-grip cable row (lat-pull downs?) 4 x 12 [1:30] (75, 3@85#)

Stretch | 7:00


Tu | Totally let my emotions get in my way workout. Faaack. What did you learn…? 

W | Oh those barbell head games. Building confidence…

Sa | Enjoyed the sesh; that sled combo got my heart pumping. Bruised up my wrists really good on the snatches; evidentally, I need to work on my form.

Su | Really feeling the zercher squats these days. The stairs were occupied so I hit the wheels instead. Things felt good, and slept really good.

When you bake (uh, and sample!) cookies all day, so you do a quick check to see if you’ve got gainz yet…
dat natty lighting
Tu | Dang those front squats felt strong. Felt fatigue in my mid—back. Added 10# on the close-grip lat pull-downs and fuuuuuh… that made all the difference #leanback

Inside Snakes

“There are no weight classes in the jungle. The salmon never eats the bear.” – Brandon Lilly

lex drewinski tony and cleoBeen listening in on some interesting conversations about the differences between us bishes and bros…
Adam & Eve: Self-Consciousness, Evil and Death
Women are Not Small Men


12 Dec | Tu
Work |
A. 5x:
Row x 2:00
Push-ups x 5
Scap push-ups x 10
B1. DB bench 5 x 10 [1:00] DBL DB row @ 2113 5 x 8 [1:00] (25#)
B2. DB RDL x 10 [1:00] (50#ers)
C. Wall pressing DBs 4 x 20 [:30]

13 Dec | W
Mob | 3x
Cossacks x 8 ea
Prone y raise x 10
Hollow hold x :20

Work |
B. Bike x 15:00
A. Stairs x 15:00
C. 5x:
Farmer’s carry x 30m (50/55, 4@55/60#)
SA OH carry x 30m ea (40, 4@45#)
Side bridge x :25 ea
D. Stairs x 10:00 (upped the level)

15 Dec | F
Warm-up | 3x
KBS x 10 @ 45#
Banded RDLs x 10 ea
DUs x 30

Work |
A. Bike x 20:00
B. 4x: (or 5x)
GHD x 10 (10#)
RNT x 5 ea
BS x 5
C. BS 5 x 5 [3:00] (135, 145, 155, 160, 160#)
D. Zercher squats 3 x 5 [1:30] (95, 105, 105#)
E. Wall-pressing dead bugs 3 x 20 reps [:30]

Stretch | 10:00

16 Dec | Sa
Mobility | 3x
Wall press x 10
Chin-over-bar hold x :20
Popes x 15 ea
Scorpions x  5 ea (2x)

Work |
A. Bike x 20:00
B. 5x:
Lateral box step-ups x 10
Wall walk x 2
FR KB carry x 20m ea (45#)
C. Row x 15:00 (11:30)
D. Bike x 10:00 (20:00)

17 Dec | Su
Mobility | 3x
GA squats x 10
Shoulder CARs x 3 ea
Hip CARs x 3 ea
TVAs x 15

Work |
A. Stepmill x 12:00
B. 3x:
RDL x 5
(BTN) press x 5
Good mornings x 5
C. Deadlifts 5 x 5 [3:00] (185, 4@190#)
D. Snatch-grip RDL 3 x 8 [1:30] (80, 90, 100#)
E. Reverse Zercher lunge 3 x 8 ea [1:30] (75#)


Tu | Shoulder not having the pressing.

W | Hollow holds were freaking hard to keep in position.

F | Squats felt really great. Really feeling those GHDs in the booty meat and hammies.

Sa | The lateral movements are feeling a lot more stable than when I first began them. My low back and adductor started buggin’ (and increasing as I went) on the row so I stopped and subbed some extra time on the bike.

Su | Feeling all the work in the adductors and booty going in. Subbed behind-the-neck for the strict press as the latter bugged my shoulder. Deadlifts felt good, and winded me pretty good. Might have been the first time I’ve ever felt the snatch-grip RDLs so much in my caboose and strangs.

[Mis]Fortunes

“I judge you unfortunate because you have never lived through misfortune. You have passed through life without an opponent – no one can ever know what you are capable of, not even you.” – Seneca

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05 Dec | Tu
Warm-up | 3x
Row x 1:00
Slam balls x 7 @ 20#

Work |
A. 3x: (BB only?)
RDL x 3
Row x 3
Power snatch x 3
BTN push press x 3
Good mornings x 3
B. Deadlift 7 x 2 [2:00] (3@195, 3@200, 205#)
C. Power snatch 7 x 2 [2:00] (3@75, 2@80, 2@85#)
D. GHD 3 x 10 [1:00] (10, 15, 15#)

Stretch | 10:00

06 Dec | W
Mobility | 2x
Wall slides x 10
GA squats x 10
Reaching DBs x 1:00

Warm-up | 3x
Wall balls x 7
KBS x 10
Banded rows x 10 ea

Work |
A. 4x:
Cossacks x 10 ea
SL HB x :40 ea (2x)
Reverse fly x 10 (10#)
B. Front squat 5 x 3 [3:00] (125, 130, 135, 140, 140#)
C. 1-¼ Back squats 3 x 4 [1:30] (105#)
D2. BTN push press x 5 [1:00] (75, 80, 85#)
D1. DB RDL 3 x 10 [1:00] (50#ers)

07 Dec | Th
Mobility | 2x
Hip hikes x 15 ea
Prone y raise x 10
Hollow rocks x :20

Work |
A. Bike x 15:00
B. 5x:
Sled push x 30m (+135#)
Samurai squats x 3 ea (35#)
HS holds
C. Alternating TGUs x 15:00 (40, 45, 50, 55#/BU 25, 30#)
D. Stepmill x 15:00

09 Dec | Sa
Mobility | 2x
Bird dogs x 12 ea
Swimmers x 6
TVAs x 15
Popes x 15 ea

Work |
A. Steps x 15:00
B. 5x:
RDL x 5
Press Row x 5
Good mornings x 5
Back squat x 5
C1. Deads 5 x 5 [1:00] (185#)
C2. SA DB push press x 5 ea [1:00] (25, 30, 3@35#)
D. Close-grip cable lat PDs 4 x 12 [1:30] (55, 65, 70, 75#)

Stretch | 10:00

10 Dec | Su
Hike | Flatiron
5.5 mi | +2900’


Tu | Was part A supposed to be with plate, building? Hmm, maybe I fucked that up with just the barbell. Deadlifts felt good; I really want to work to push past that mental mind fuck that happens at two hundy. The weight felt easy off the floor, so WTH, cabesa. The power snatches felt good, but maybe a little slow. Only have the big barbells to work with in globoland, so that’s kind interesting with the grip on the snatches. Good thing I got some long filanges…

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W | The hip bridges blew up my low, low back on the right side; stopped at round three. But those front squats felt great!! Legs had the shakes heading into the one-an-a-quarters… so I really felt those guys. Mixed up the order of the “D”. Was careful on the presses with that damn shoulder. But no pain; a little tightness.

Th | Cardio day felt sneaky like a leg day. Friday status: sore in lots of places.

Sa | Shoulder didn’t like the presses; subbed rows without an issue. The deadlifts… ooh cardio. Lots of work in the abs and lats on the pull-downs. Per instructions: will add to the stack to start next go ‘round.

Su | Couldn’t have asked for a more perfect day to be outdoors, but then, I think I say that after every hike… 

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Every visit there are new finds. One of them this trip was enormous bird poop (both the bird and the poop) on the sheer face of the northern face of the adjacent ridge. We waited for it’s creator to return, but no dice.

The desert was beautiful, the trail fairly busy, the company easy (not like that!), and the physical effort a break outta the box. Building. Not a box. The lesson of the day was: bananas. Always carry bananas. Even if you gotta dangle them off something.

Damn, that’s some catchy shit.

Makin’ Eyes

“The moment was all; The moment was enough.” -Virginia Woolf

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[Eyes Wide Shut] Francesco Guardi, The Ridotta in Venice with Masked Figures Conversing
It’s all connected; we’re all connected >>> Positive resonance + the importance of eye contact

Lazy blog post season is in full effect. This might change now that the lights are up, I’m fully stocked with whisky and nog, and have The Holiday, Love Actually, and Bridget Jones looping on the wall-mounted screen. (So fucking basic.) Or it might not. The possibilities are endless…

In the spirit of the season – but not because of it – I’ve been on a Jorden B. Petersen Podcast binge. Pretty interesting stuff, despite my tendency to resist all things Biblical, but I haven’t put finger to keyboard about them yet. Consider that my Chekov’s gun… Ha!

Okay, now to the serious business: What’s your favorite holiday flick and how do you like to watch it? For example: Die Hard in nothing but tall socks with a bottle of Fireball.


28 Nov | Tu
Warm-up | 3x
Bike x 2:00
Wall ball x 10
SA KB snatch x 5 ea

Work |
A. 4x:
SL DB RDL x 8 (35, 3@ 40#)
½ Kneeling SA press x 8 (25#)
RNT reverse lunge x 8 ea
B. Back squat 5 x 3 [4:00] (145, 2@ 155, 3# 160#)
C. Front squat 3 x 5 [2:00] (115, 2@ 125#)
D. Stepmill x 15:00

29 Nov | W
Work | [See Friday]
A. Bike x 20:00
B. 5x:
Sled push x 20m
Sled pull x 20m
Farmers carry x 20m
SA FR carry x 20m ea
C. Stepmill x 15:00

01 Dec | F
Mobility | 2x
Wall slides x 10
Scap press x 10
Shoulder CARs x 3 ea
Bird dogs x 10 ea
Glute press x 10
Reverse curl-ups x 10

Work |
A. Bike x 20:00 TGUs
B. 5x:
Sled push x 20m (135#)
Sled pull x 20m
Farmers carry x 20m (50/55, 55/60#…)
SA FR carry x 20m ea (40, 45#…)
C. Stepmill x 15:00

Stretch | 10:00

02 Dec | Sa
Warm-up + Mob | 3x
Banded RDLs x 10 ea
Banded rows x 8 ea
Windmills x 5 ea @ 25#

Work |
A. 5x:
Row x 300m
Push-ups x 5
Bird dogs x 10 ea
Bench 5 x 5 {3:00] Snatch-grip RDL 3 x 10 [2:00] (95, 105, 105#)
C1. SA DB Incline bench 3 x 10 {RI] Push press 3 x 5 (75#)
C2. Pendlay row x 10 [2:00] (65#)
D1. Pull-up machine 3 x 10 [1:00] COB hold x :30 [:30] (30, 21, 24)
D2. Deeeips x 10 [1:00] Dip hold x :30 [1:00]

Stretch | 10:00

03 Dec | Su
A. Row x 20:00 (4477m, 2:18)
B. Stepmill x 15:00
C. 5x:
Wall walk x 1
DUs x 30
Lateral step-ups x 10 ea
D. Bici x 15:00

Stretch ‘n’ savor | 10:00


Tu | Right shoulder is bothering me a little bit so I went light on the presses. Squats felt great even without lifters. Gym’s been craysay busy so I had to just snag the rack whilst it was free.

W | Hopped on the bike, but was just not feeling it…

F | Picked up on Wednesday’s workout, but subbed TGUs for the bike because I was feeling like a brat. The sled and carries felt good.

Sa | Shoulder all jacked from sleeping wonky with holiday visitors. The pressing was a no go. Did my best to adapt movements. What would my grade be, TG?

Su | Was sure that row was gonna suck; it was actually awesome! Found a breathing groove, closed my ojos, and cued the gym jams in my earbuds. No lower back fatigue, nada. And those lateral step-ups sure are feeling stronger and less awkward. It’s interesting how the cadence of the stepmill – I keep it at a pace where I am not holding on to the rails at all, and I am not mouth-breathing, usually level 7 or 8 – can help me check that I pressing(stepping) well, without any knee cave and using the flutes. I can not say as much for the dude next to me. No judgement #pantsablaze

I know I’ve been short on protein and veggies the last week or so with all the holiday festivities. Filled the fridge with cruciferous shit and meat, so stocked up there, too, and back in bidnass.

Loaded

“I know you think you understand what you though I said but I’m not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.” -Alan Greenspan

pew pew

My Life had stood – a Loaded Gun –
In Corners – till a Day
The Owner passed – identified –
And carried Me away –

And now We roam in Sovreign Woods –
And now We hunt the Doe –
And every time I speak for Him
The Mountains straight reply –

And do I smile, such cordial light
Opon the Valley glow –
It is as a Vesuvian face
Had let it’s pleasure through –

And when at Night – Our good Day done –
I guard My Master’s Head –
’Tis better than the Eider Duck’s
Deep Pillow – to have shared –

To foe of His – I’m deadly foe –
None stir the second time –
On whom I lay a Yellow Eye –
Or an emphatic Thumb –

Though I than He – may longer live
He longer must – than I –
For I have but the power to kill,
Without – the power to die –

My Life had stood – a Loaded Gun, Emily Dickinson


21 Nov | Tu
Mobility | 3x
Wall rotation + slides x 10
GA squats x 10
Prone y raise x 10
Reverse curl-ups x 10

Warm-up | 3x
Row x 1:00
KBS x 5
KB snatch x 3 ea
KB RDL x 5 ea

Work | [FTA]
A. 4x:
Box sqwaats x 5 (125, 125, 130, 130, 130#)
SL DB hip bridge x 10 ea (22.5#)
GHR x 10 [2:00] (10#)
B. TGUs x 18:00 (worked up to 60#)

24 Nov | F
Mobility | 2x
Shoulder CARs x 3 ea
Thoracic rotations x 8 ea
Hip CARs  x 2 ea

Warm-up |3x
Bike x 1:30
Wall balls x 7
DUs x 20

Work | [Archive Buffet]
A. 4x:
Front squat x 5 (115, 4@125#)
RNT x 10 ea
GHD x 10 [2:00] (10#)
B. EMOM x 10:00
KBS x 10 (50#)
C1. DB bi’s 3 x 20 ea [1:00] (15#)
C2. Tricep push-downs x 12 [1:00] (20#)
D. Cable pallofs 3 x 12 ea [1:00] (15, 20, 20#)

25 Nov | Sa
Mobility | 3x
Hip hikes x 15 ea
Elbow plank + fwd tap x 10 ea
TVAs x 15

Work | [Archive Buffet]
A. Bike x 20:00
5x:
Sled x 30m (90#)
Suitcase carry x 30m ea (50#)
HS hold x :30
Lateral step-ups x 5 ea
C. Stepmill x 20:00

27 Nov | M
Mobility | 3x
Shoulder CARs x 3 ea
GA squats x 10
Prone y raise x 10
Cossacks x 8 ea

Work | [FTA]
A. 4x [BB only]:
Row x 10
Press x 10
OHS x 10 Kang squats x 10
Good mornings x 10 [1:00]
B. SL hip bridge holds 4 x :30 ea [:30 btwn legs]
C. Pin FS 5 x 2 [3:00] (125, 4@130#)
D. SA DB push press 3 x 8 ea [1:00] (35, 30, 30#)
E. Close grip high cable rows 3 x 15 [1:00] (55, 60, 60#)


Tu | I ❤ sqwaats. And TGUs. And… good convos, good vibes, good days.

F | Use more el bees on the biceps, self.

Sa | Four star handstand day. I really enjoy that cardio sled sammich action.

Su | Got my ass in nature. I would like to redesign the Tonto Natural Bridge Parking area. Such a beautiful area; such a whiff on the human intervention.

M | Gym was busy. Felt good to move. Subbed kang squats for good mornings and OHS in part A as my right shoulder has been not feeling awesome this week. I think it’s a sleep injury #positionmatters

Lat pull-down machines in use, again, therefore I did standard cable rows.

Timeless

“I have late night conversations with the moon, he tells me about the sun and I tell him about you.” -S.L. Gray

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Nature’s euphoria in full effect

Have you ever noticed how experience plays with time? How time can somehow speed up and slow down, all at once? Or how – as a friend recently pointed out around mile 8 of a backpacking trip – when you’re from a small town and you return for a visit, people often express their disbelief at the amount of time that has passed, how it, “seems like just yesterday”… And you think to yourself, “Not really, Laurie. You just haven’t done anything.”

And have you ever really looked at the Milky Way?

Just a few fragments from some overnights in nature. Another one was the suggestion from Matty Fresh to check out the movie Wild. So I did, and really enjoyed it. Yielded all the feels, but didn’t make me feel any less bummed to back on the grid.

The soundtrack doesn’t suck either…


13 – 15 Nov | M-W
Havasupai Trail | +/- 28 miles

17 Nov | F
Warm-up | 3x
Row x 1:00
Slam ball x 5 @ 20#

Work | From the Oly archives
A. BB only [movement quality] 4x:
Row x 10
Press x 10
Good morning x 10
OHS x 10
B. Clean pulls 4 x 2 (165, 175, 175, 185#)
C. Rack jerk [across] 6 x 1 (115#)
D. Pin FS 4 x 3 (115#)
E. SA KB OHS 3 x 3 (25, 30, 35#)

18 Nov | Sa
Mobility | 3x
Scap press x 10
Shoulder CARs x 3 ea
Glute press x 10
TVAs x 15

Warm-up | 3x
½ Kneeling BU KB press x 5 ea @20#
Band RDLs x 10 ea
Band SA rows x 10 ea

Work | From the archives
A. Bike x 30:00
B. 5x:
HS walk/hold WW + taps x 10 ea
Cossacks x 10 ea
DUs x 30
C. Stepmill x 20:00

Home yoga | 20:00


M-W | Do you know how creepy your iPhone is – that it tracks you all the friggin’ time? Yep. (I recognize how this line of questioning is that of an old person, but seriously – what the fuck.) And then it throws this info into some shit “Health” app you didn’t ask for either, so you think it’s doing you favors. One of several things I learning on my first backpacking experience. I am stoked with how great I felt throughout. The turquoise waterfalls, red striated cliffs and the bottomless darkness of the night sky, all glittery with stars – nature’s recovery techniques…

Definitely need to get a different pack – one that doesn’t hang of my traps. Also, fuck extra clothes; I didn’t bring many, but I brought more than I needed. 

F | Not feeling super stoked about being back on the grid, nor back inside a gym, but… did it anyway. Had some ass wink on the OHS; widened my stance and focused on bracing and that did the trick. The cleans and jerks felt good, but like I haven’t don’t a whole lot of them lately. Truth. Oly is tricky solo. Need to vid e’ry set but my phone was full of waterfalls. Think I was positioned too far forward on the pulls. FS felt good, made my booty sore. The KB OHS felt solid.

Sa | Must get headphones. Workout felt good.