Time Under Tension

“Tension is who you think you should be. Relaxation is who you are.” -Chinese Proverb

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Be who you are

The Chinese, always with such intensity. I think Seth might say they fucked that one up though. (Relax! Check out all the things they got right. And Wiki doesn’t even mention Bruce Lee, weightlifting, or turning gypsum board into food.) Seth’s proverb says, “Fear is who we are. Tension is who we are becoming.

Oh man, I am becoming so hard right now! Haha. But really…


09 May | Tu
Mob it up | 3x
Wall slides + rotation x 10
Single-leg elev hip bridges x 10 ea
Popes x 15 ea

Warm-up | 3x
KBS x 10
Wall walk x 2 UB
Ring (TRX) rows x 7

Work | [Repeat]
A. RDL 7 x 5 (2@135, 5@145#); Rest x 1:00
D. Leg extensions 3 x 10 (70, 90, 90#); Rest x 1:00
C. Seated hamstring curls 3 x 10 (90, 80, 80#); Rest x 1:00
B1. DB [alternating?] bicep curls 4 x 20 ea (15#); Rest x 1:00
B2. Cable tricep push-downs x 12 (flat bar @50, rope @40, 40, 50#); Rest x 1:00

Bonus round: EMOM x 10:00, alternating:
DUs x 40
Pistols x 3 ea

Stretch | 10:00

10 May | W
Mobility | 3x
Scap press x 10
Cossack lunge x 10
Pipe press x 5 breaths
V-ups x 10

Work |
A. Cardio Z1
Row x 15:00 (3,421m)
Bike x 20:00
Row x 10:00 (2,220 m)
B. 5x: (NFT, but it took 10:00)
Step-ups x 10
Handstand holds :20-:30
FLR x 10 taps

Stretch + roll | 10:00

12 May | F
Greasin’ the groove | 3x
Pope clammies x 12 ea
GA squat x 10
Prone y raise x 10 [abs – engaged]
TVAs x 15

Work | “Shoulda”
A. 5x:
BB (only) press x 10 @33×1
Single-unders x 30 (DUs… ppppt)
KBS x 10 (45#)
B. BTN press 5 x 3 @4112 (45, 4 @55#); Rest x 2:00
C1. ½ Kneeling bottoms-up KB press 4 x 6 (20#); Right into
C2.Dip hold x :30; Rest x 1:00
D1. Single-arm cable row 3 x 6 ea @30×2 (30,30, 40, 30#); Right into
D2. Single-arm DB bench x 6 ea @2121 (30, 27.5#)

Stretch |10:00


Tu | Had to rearrange the sequence of events based on availability, but things felt really good and strong.

W | Rolled through. Felt the row in my booty instead of my back, which was a win. Everything felt good – especially the handstands >>> handstands FTW!

F | Feeling like I shoulda edged up most of the weights for this workout: heavier KB on A; gone for 60 on B; stacked a 2.5# plate on top of the KB for part C… Interesting to me that the BU KB press and SA row is harder on the left, but on the BTNs and DB bench my right side is the weak side. Hmm.

Sorcery

Attention squared
Know your sources. Where’s that coming from…?

The last couple weeks have presented me with many opportunities to be an observer… of some new surroundings (gym anthropology) and of myself. Truth be told all of life gives us that chance, right? But are we paying attention? And are we open to seeing the full spectrum of things presented to us?

I really liked this article Raymundo shared with the DTP crew, Every Movement Is a Skill, If You’re Listening. That’s not actually the title – it’s a way better one! Read it and tell me I’m wrong. It reminded me of a recent exchange between The Aussies about movement and how it is – and isn’t – like porn: it’s not about how it looks (okay, it’s a little about how it looks), it’s about how it feels.

So let’s rearview: you gotta be open to it (new methodology – globo and that other thing) and engaged in the process enough to feel it, not excessively focused on what it looks like in the mirror(s) or from inside your box. You get all that?

Of course you did.

brit brit gimme a wank
Surely a better method to lure passengers off over-sold flights #sorcery

And speaking of new things, here’s my new favorite channel – MegSquats:

Oh man, I have the best sources. How about the single-leg squats!? Gimme some… (See workout notes below.)


11 Apr | Tu
Warm-up | Orient thyself
Row x 500m
Bike x 8:00

Work | [Doing it anyway]
A1.  BB incline bench 5 x 5 (75#); Rest x 1:00
A2.  Single leg RDL x 10 ea (44#); Rest x 1:00
B1.  DB bench 3 x 5 (30#); Rest x 1:00
B2.  Rev DB fly’s x 10 (12.5#); Rest x 1:00

Stretch + roll | 15:00

12 Apr | W
Warm-up | Row x 500m
3x:
PVC things
DUs x 30

Work | [with Mr. Megs]
A. DL 7 x 3 (185, 6@ 195#); Rest x 2:00
B1. Single-arm DB snatch 7 x 3 ea (35, 35, 5@ 40#); Right into
B2. Single-leg hip bridge x 10 ea (20#); Rest x 1:00
C. Lat pull-downs 4 x 10 (70, 90, 80, 60#); Rest x 1:00

Straaatch | 10:00

13 Apr | Th
Warm-up | 3x
DUs x 30
KBS – goblet – ‘round da – snatch x 5 ea
Reverse curl-ups x 10

Work | [I don’t always do 5 rounds, but when I do, I do 6]
A1. [Seated] Single-arm DB press x 5 ea (25, 2@ 27.5, 3@ 30#)
Rest x 1:00
A2. Chinese row x 10 (15, 5@ 17.5#)
Rest x 1:00
B. EMOM x 10:00
KBS x 7 (60#) + push-ups x 5
C. Bike x 20:00

Stretch + mob | 10:00

15 Apr | Sa
Mobility |3x
GA squats x 10
Scap press x 10
TVAs x 15

Warm-up | Bike x 5:00

Work | [TTW Things start making sense…]
A. RDLs 7 x 5 (125#); Rest x 1:00
B1. DB Bi’s 4 x 20 (17.5, 15, 15, 15#)
Rest x 1:00
B2. Tricep push-downs x 12 (Rope grip, 25#)
Rest x 1:00
C. [Seated] Hamstring curls 3 x 10 (70, 90, 90#)
Rest x 1:00
D. Leg extension 3 x 10 (70#)
Rest x 1:00

Bonus: TGUs x 10:00 (50#)

Stretch | 20:00


Tu | So uncomfortable…

W | The RDL into hip bridges had me (and the Zor-cerer… Yep. That WAS dumb!) breathing nicely and all kinds of day-after sore (speaking for myself on that last part). Exploring the pull-downs, thus the all-over-the-board on the lbs. Got too heavy and started repping all janky-like so I backed off and refocused on feeling the initiation of the movement and where I felt it down and up the chain as the movement progressed. Also… abz.

Th | The swings felt fantastic and the reflections (So. Many. Mirrors. And sneaking lighting that makes you look jaaacked! Magic tricks, indeed.) were fun. I really enjoyed blowing the dust off my gym jams for the “cardio” portion.

Sa | I am perplexed and excited by all the contraptions for squatting at the globo. Aaand I eyed a floor-mount for landmines! I’m digging all this new stuff to try. The tri’s and bi’s really revealed asymmetry in movement and how/where I feel them. The leg extensions and curls… slayed me! I’m am beginning to recognize how the globo cycle has the ability to add to the toolbox, not taking away from the work I’ve already put in. And man was it fun to wrap up with some of my favorites – the TGU – after doing new things! 

In addition to new digs, people, and methods, I also performed some internet searches I’d not imagined I’d be doing a mere 6 mos ago. Like “seated or laying hamstring curl machine”  or “proper form cable tricep push-downs“. Sources matter – so much contradictory info – so I need to flush out the “Catalyst Athletics” of globo reads.

Lastly, AD hunting on the CL got me like…