Ta-da

“Sometimes magic is just someone spending more time on something than anyone else might reasonably expect.”  -wisdom from Penn & Teller’s silent half (the latter)

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To create magic in the kitchen, spend some extra time on the nuts. And leave little counter space…


17 Apr | Tu
Warm-up | 3x
KBS x 5 (35#)
SA snatch x 3 ea
ATW x 3 ea direction
RDL x 7 ea

Work |
A. 5x:
Row x 300m
PUs x 10
Air squats x 10
B1. SA DB press 4 x 8 ea [1:00] (20#)
B2. Dips x 10 [1:00] (66#)
C. Bent-knee hanging leg raise 3 x 10
D. McGills 3 x :45 ea
E. Bike x 20:00

Apr 18 | W
Mobility | 3x
Cossacks x 8 ea
Prone y raise x 10
TVAs x 15

Work |
A. Sumo DL 7 x 2 [2:00] Go by feel (195, 205, 4@215, 225#)
B. 4x:
Sled walk x L (sled +135#)
KB FR carry x L ea Cross-over step-ups x 5 ea
SA OH carry x L ea SC carry x L ea (55#)
C. Bike x 20:00

Apr 20 | F
Warm-up | 3x
Samurai squats x 3 ea (30#)
Banded row x 8 ea
Banded RDL x 8 ea
Pistols x 2 ea

Work |
A. Stairs x 12:00
B. 5x:
KBS x 10 (50, 4@55#)
SL RDL x 7 ea (45#)
SA press x 7ea [1:00] (25#)
C1. Dips x 10 [1:00] (72, 66, 2@60# assistance)
C2. Pull-up machine x 10 [1:00] (72/66, 3@60#)
D, McGills 3 x :45 [:15 btwn]

21 Apr | Sa
Warm-up | 3x
Bike x 1:30
Wall balls x 10 @15#
OHWL x 16
Slam ball x 5 @20#

Work |
A. 10x Snatch + OHS [2:00] (75, 85, 75, 4@80#)
B. PC 10 x 2 [2:00]
C. Zercher squats 4 x 5 [1:00]
D. Stairs x 10:00 40:00

22 Apr | Su
Mobility | 3x
Wall slides x 10
Cossacks x 8 ea
Wall-pressing dead bugs x 20

Warm-up/Test the back status | 3x
RDL x 3
BB row x 3
Press x 3
Kang squat x 3
DUs x 30

Work |
B. PC 10 x 2 [2:00] (3@115, 3@125, 4@115#)
C. Zercher squats 4 x 5 [1:00] (105#)
D. Bike x 20:00


Tu | Canyon calves in full effect. Felt so good to foam roll. You better believe the booty and the hip didn’t bug at all… over due for some brit brit.gifThis workout smoked my upper body; started with the push-ups – it’s been a while. Continued with the OH pressing and deeeips – it’s been a while. And finished with the hanging from the bar… felt like I could barely get my hands over my head. Hahaha! But felt good to move. Need to get back in a consistent routine.

W | The DLs felt good… until I want to do the KB carries on part B. Mid-back on the right side was not having it. Adapted to just keep moving. Where duh fuc did my motivation go for realz? Still feeling zapped…

F | Increase in the desire to be at the gym today, which felt nice. Really liked part B. The dips and pull-ups felt way stronger than they did Monday – maybe more recovered from the Canyon? The longer time on the McGill makes my neck hurt – gotta investigate where I need to adjust that. Fuck my noggin is heavy.

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Brit Brit with the neck demo. Man, she always comes thru…

Sa | Warm-up – good. Snatches were feeling a little rusty, with the first could sets being power snatches. Seven set was the best snatch I’ve done at the globo! Got all the way under it – no power. Some might call this a squat snatch, even. Obviously, those people would be wrong, and we would classify them with the people who hike blasting their shitty music. Anyway, got in position for the next set, created tension in my arms for the pull and oooooh mid-back on the right side – so angry. This has happened before – on that side, with the snatches – so I took the rest of the workout to the stairs and am hoping a little rest is the Rx.

My coach really is from the future, and knows his shit; stress and barbell equal a bad idea for this chic. A good reminder to shake off my ego, and lean on my coach’s knowledge, experience, and outside perspective.

Su | Actually wanted to go to the gym today. Of course you did, Gunz, because even the slightest of injury reminds you what it’s like when you can’t… Anyway, didn’t have a plan just wanted to move and see how things felt. The back felt good – a little tender on that side with the foam roller, but I didn’t dig in. Mobility and warm-up felt good so I went for it – the rest of Saturday’s workout, but light. I subbed a longer session on the bike for the stairs since I did a bunch of that yesterday, and miiiiight go for a sunset hike after I get a few things done at work. Yeah you read that right.

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Inside Snakes

“There are no weight classes in the jungle. The salmon never eats the bear.” – Brandon Lilly

lex drewinski tony and cleoBeen listening in on some interesting conversations about the differences between us bishes and bros…
Adam & Eve: Self-Consciousness, Evil and Death
Women are Not Small Men


12 Dec | Tu
Work |
A. 5x:
Row x 2:00
Push-ups x 5
Scap push-ups x 10
B1. DB bench 5 x 10 [1:00] DBL DB row @ 2113 5 x 8 [1:00] (25#)
B2. DB RDL x 10 [1:00] (50#ers)
C. Wall pressing DBs 4 x 20 [:30]

13 Dec | W
Mob | 3x
Cossacks x 8 ea
Prone y raise x 10
Hollow hold x :20

Work |
B. Bike x 15:00
A. Stairs x 15:00
C. 5x:
Farmer’s carry x 30m (50/55, 4@55/60#)
SA OH carry x 30m ea (40, 4@45#)
Side bridge x :25 ea
D. Stairs x 10:00 (upped the level)

15 Dec | F
Warm-up | 3x
KBS x 10 @ 45#
Banded RDLs x 10 ea
DUs x 30

Work |
A. Bike x 20:00
B. 4x: (or 5x)
GHD x 10 (10#)
RNT x 5 ea
BS x 5
C. BS 5 x 5 [3:00] (135, 145, 155, 160, 160#)
D. Zercher squats 3 x 5 [1:30] (95, 105, 105#)
E. Wall-pressing dead bugs 3 x 20 reps [:30]

Stretch | 10:00

16 Dec | Sa
Mobility | 3x
Wall press x 10
Chin-over-bar hold x :20
Popes x 15 ea
Scorpions x  5 ea (2x)

Work |
A. Bike x 20:00
B. 5x:
Lateral box step-ups x 10
Wall walk x 2
FR KB carry x 20m ea (45#)
C. Row x 15:00 (11:30)
D. Bike x 10:00 (20:00)

17 Dec | Su
Mobility | 3x
GA squats x 10
Shoulder CARs x 3 ea
Hip CARs x 3 ea
TVAs x 15

Work |
A. Stepmill x 12:00
B. 3x:
RDL x 5
(BTN) press x 5
Good mornings x 5
C. Deadlifts 5 x 5 [3:00] (185, 4@190#)
D. Snatch-grip RDL 3 x 8 [1:30] (80, 90, 100#)
E. Reverse Zercher lunge 3 x 8 ea [1:30] (75#)


Tu | Shoulder not having the pressing.

W | Hollow holds were freaking hard to keep in position.

F | Squats felt really great. Really feeling those GHDs in the booty meat and hammies.

Sa | The lateral movements are feeling a lot more stable than when I first began them. My low back and adductor started buggin’ (and increasing as I went) on the row so I stopped and subbed some extra time on the bike.

Su | Feeling all the work in the adductors and booty going in. Subbed behind-the-neck for the strict press as the latter bugged my shoulder. Deadlifts felt good, and winded me pretty good. Might have been the first time I’ve ever felt the snatch-grip RDLs so much in my caboose and strangs.

[Un]settle(d)

 “Every situation has two handles.” – Epitectus

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I’ve been thinking a lot about relationships lately/endlessly. (High-fucking-fives to all the over-thinkers!) Aren’t long-term relationships a series of trade-offs, really; trading x for y? Security for happiness? Freedom for offspring? A lifestyle upgrade for a clean house and all the sex you want? Fill in your own blanks. No judgement.

At some point, we agree to settle for the another person. (Well, or not. But that’s for another time, friends.) It’s been my experience in conversation that people generally don’t like that term; no one likes to think they “settled”. Maybe why you’ve never heard of this dating site. (Though it might also be that font.) Dan Savage puts it so much better than I can here. How about those lie-selves? Do you think there’s a certain amount of generous pretending in all relationships?

And then there’s Esther. Perel. And the kinder, gentler argument of “compromise” (and the accent helps to, yes?) That’s nicer to take…

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Perel did a listener Q&A sesh on The Tim Ferriss Show and man, did she shed some light on why online dating doesn’t typically work. Not just because people hate your branding! Ha! Take notes around 23:30… Well, I did. And throw away your lists. I really like how she talks about letting the story develop and unfold, and letting go of expectation.

I’m not sure what my point is here, other than to trade a little of your time for a couple good reads and a quiz – What’s Your Love Style?

I got romantic. Twice. Anyone else keep taking those things ’til you get what you want? No, me neither. But really, what’s your style? If you could pick one of the types, which one would you have selected? Why? Do you appreciate one over another?


17 Oct | Tu
Warm-up | 3x
Row x 1:00
Cossacks x 10 ea (only 2x thru)
Slam balls x 7 @ 20#

Work | New favorite
A. 5x: [BB only]
RDL x 5
Row x 5
Press x 5
Good morning x 5
Back squat x 5
Rest as req’d
B. Back squat 5 x 5 [across] [4:00] (140, 4 @145#)
C1. Zercher reverse lunges 3 x 5 10 ea [1:00] (85, 75, 75#)
C2. Zercher lunges x 5 ea [1:00]
D. SL KB RDL 3 x 10 ea [1:00 btwn legs] (45, 50, 50#)
E. (Cable) face pulls 3 x 15 [1:00] (30, 40, 40#)

18 Oct | W
Mobility | 3x
GA squat x 10
Scap press x 10
Popes x 12 ea
Reverse curl-ups x 10

Work |
A. Bike x 20:00
B. Row x 10:00
C. 4x:
Lateral step-ups x 5 ea
SA KB FR carry x 20 m ea (40, 4@ 45#)
HS holds x :30
Cossack lunges x 10 ea
D. Stepmill x 15:00

20 Oct | Th
Mobility | 2x
Wall rotations + press x 10 ea
Banded clammies x 10 ea

Warm-up | 2x:
Bike x 2:00
KB RDL x 8 ea
DUs x 20

Work |
A1. GHR 3 x 10
A2. DB rev fly x 10 (10#)
A3. DL x 5, press x 5, good mornings x 10 (75#)
B. DL 5 x 3 [3:00] (185, 3@ 195, 200#)
C. Snatch-grip pause DLs [3s mid-thigh, ATK, mid-shin] 3 x 4 (85, 2@ 90#)
D1. [Cable] pallof x 15 ea [1:00] (20#)
D2. Push-ups x AMRAP -1 [1:00] (10, 10, 10)

Stretch | 10:00

21 Oct | Sa
Mobility | 3x
SL elev hip bridge x 12 ea
Prone Y raise x 12
Elbow plank w/ fwd tap x 10 ea
Shoulder CARs x 3 ea

Work |
A. Bike x 15:00
B. 5x:
Sled push x 30m (+135#)
DB snatch x 3 ea (35#)
Lateral box step-ups x 5 ea
C. Alternating TGUs x 12:00 (40, 45, 50, BU: 25, 30#)
D. Stepmill x 15:00

Stretch | 10:00

22 Oct | Su
Work |
A1. Jump rope 4 x :30 (DUs)
A2. RNT rev lunge x 10 ea
A3. FS x 10 [BB only]
B. BS 5 x 5 @ 22×1 [3:00] (115, 120, 125, 130, 130#)
C1. 1-1/4 front squats 3 x 5 [1:00] (105, 95, 95#)
C2. DB row x 10 ea [1:00]
D1. Cable tri’s 3 x 15 [1:00] (40#)
D2. DB curls x 10 [1:00] (15, 17.5, 17.5#)

Stretch | On grass


Tu | The squats were hard, but I think I could have done them at 150#. The stupid globo racks didn’t allow for the regular zerchers, so I make them all reverse. Can’t stop me with your silly globo racks! Dug the RDLs and really felt the face pulls.

W | So. Much. Soreness. In da booty and ham(mies). Front rack carries are friggin’ awesome – really felt those in the abs and braced breathing efforts. Killed the handstand holds. Hmm… all this back work perhaps?

Th | The soreness continues. DLs felt good. I was surprised at how two hunnit felt from the ground. That’s usually the hardest part. Probably sandbagged those some – same with D2, the push-ups. Why…? The snatch grip DLs were hard being under tension for that long. I like using straps. Been noticing people with the globo editions of those; I’ll keep the Grizzlies.

Sa | Oh man, that round “B” was something. Things felt good. Making freeeinds.

Su | An over-planned weekend left me short on the clock with the Sunday hours at Globo Mountain. After an express foam roam and mobility sesh, I turned part “A” into a warm-up with DUs instead of regular yumps. Fire up dat CNS. Check. Why was I so conservative on those back squats to start!?! Next time, start those bishes at 130, Morgan. They felt solid. All the squats there was a new awareness of bracing in my trunk – feeling my abs engage. Not sure if I was just sore so felt it more or what. The front squats were rough but likely made more so because I totally missed that there was a part C2 there. This is what happens when we hurry…

“Hurrying and delaying are alike ways of trying to resist the present.” -Alan Watts

 

Which One

“We have two ears and one mouth, and we should use them in that proportion.” -Epitectus

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And how will I know you’ll listen?  Which one are you choosing?

And this cracked my up. But if you had to pick one…


09 Aug | W
Mobility | 3x
Wall rotation + slides x 10
Cossack lunges x 8 ea
TVAs x 15
Popes x 15 ea

Warm-up | 3x
Row x 1:00
Wall ball x 7
SA KB press x 4 ea

Work | Repeat Remix
A. HHPC – HHPC – TC – FS @115#
B1. DB snatch 7 x 3 ea (35#) [right into]
B2. SL hip bridge x 10 ea (20#) [1:00]
C. Lat pull-downs 4 x 10 (80, 4@70#) [1:00]

Stretch-ish | 10:00

10 Aug | Th
Mobility | 3x
Scap press x 10
Reverse curl-ups x 10
Pistols x 2 ea

Work | Repeat-ish
A. Row x 20:00
B. Bike x 20:00
C. 5x:
Cross-over step-ups x 7 ea
Handstand holds
Samurai squats x 3 ea @35#
D. Step mill x 15:00

Stretch | 10:00

11 Aug | F
Mobility | 3x
Wall slides x 10
Bird dogs x 10 ea
Reaching dead bugs x :45

Work | Repeat
A. TGUs 3 x 3 ea (35, 45, 50, 60#)
C1. SA DB Z press 4 x 6 ea (25, 3@27.5#)
C2. Db row x 8 @2113 (25#)
B. Reverse Zerchers 3 x 8 ea (80#) [1:00 btwn legs]
D. 5x:
Goblet squat x 6 @33×1
Jump lunges x 10
FLR x :30

12 Aug | Sa
Shaw Butte Hike
5.5 mi

13 Aug | Su
Warm-up | 3x
Row x 1:00
Wall balls x 10
A-Y-Ts x 5 ea

Work | Repeat-ish
A1. Press 7 x 5 (65#)
A2. DUs x 20 [2:00]
B. 5x:
Goblet squat x 6 @33×1 (35#)
Jump lunges x 10
FLR x :30

Stretch | 10:00


W | I had planned on doing deadlifts, but then last minute decided to do some tall cleans and front squats because they are fun and I haven’t done them at Globo Mountain Ballpark edition. Rolled through the rest of the session. I think I was fighting a bug on the front end of the week – had some seriously low energy. But, better by mid-week.

Th | I dig these cardio sammich format workouts – I mean, for cardio. The the last 8:00 of rowing – involves a countdown that goes something like this:
“More than halfway done!”
*Closes eyes for what feels like 2:00 – nope, that was 34 seconds
*Focuses on fast drive, extending recovery
“Oh look! Five minutes! I can do anything for 5:00!”
“Oh look! Four minutes! I can do anything for 4:00!”
“Oh look! Three minutes! I can do anything for 3:00!”
“Last 90 seconds like you’re on the water… go!”
“Fuck. I love rowing.”
“But let’s not do this again soon, or at least for, like 10 days.”

F | Felt good. Scaled back because of the hike planned for the following morning. The goal is no tricky hip business before or after The Anniversary Hike this year.

Sa | Rescheduled The Hump hike due to t-storms, so we stuck around PHX and hiked surrounded by monsoon-y weather instead. It was pretty great.

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The Start at Shaw Butte

Su | Press felt strong; really felt the pushing through the ground. Part B is the closest thing to AD sprints I’ve found at the globo… so far.

Mind Mold(s)

“Limits, like fear, are often an illusion.” – Michael Jordan

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Somehow it’s been almost 4 months since I made the switch from training at a CrossFit affiliate to a “corporate” globo gym. Dang, that went fast. I wish I could say my mental adjustment went as swiftly. It took some time, some good questions (surround yourself!), and some self-reflection, to get on board with it all. I continue to gain insight into my fears and resistance to the change.

The dudes at Barbell Shrugged recently sat down – well, stood up – with Katy Bowman of Nutritious Movement, who has lots of interesting ideas on movement – which is not to be confused with exercise! What has stuck with me this round are her thoughts on body casts – everyday objects in our lives that we use/wear without question and that literally shape us in ways most of us are unaware of. Things like shoes, pillows, even our chonies, have impact not only the way we move, but change our physical shape. Where my girls with bunions at?!

The conversation about body casts and our unquestioned buy-in on their use got me thinking about the other beliefs we hold onto without question; those “I am _____” or “I am not  _____” statements. I am an athlete. I am a good person. I am a healthy person. I am a smart person. But what does any of that really mean? How are you – how am I – extrapolating those ideas?

A few short months ago I would have used all of those aforementioned “I am” statements as arguments against working out at a globo gym:

The people that train at globo gyms are lazy.

They aren’t athletes.
They don’t know what they are doing.
Machines and mirrors are silly and useless.
I am better than all that.

I think it was Tim Ferriss who said, whenever I find myself thinking in absolutes, I look for the exceptions. Are any of those statements fact? And secondly, what does what other people are doing  have to do at all with MY training? Nothing. I mean, what others are doing in the gym, at work, in their relationships, in their lives – yep – none of my fucking business.

It’s funny how the change of venues has me noticing other casts in my life. Change begets change, right? What casts are limiting you? Which ones can you start shaking off? (Might I suggest you begin with the chonies…)

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Get it, Tina

18 July | Tu
Warm-up | 3x
Wall walk x 2 UB
RR x 7
Reaching dead bugs x 1:00

Work |
A. Bottoms-up KB press 3 x 8 ea (20, 20, 25#) [:30]
B1. Single-unders 3 x 50
B2. Push-ups x 5 [:30]
C1. DB Incline bench 4 x 8 (25, 3@27.5#) [:30]
C2. DB row x 12 (25#) [1:00]
D. Snatch-grip RDL 3 x 10 (115, 2@125#) [2:00]

Stretch | 10:00

19 July | W
Mobility | 3x
GA squats x 10
Bird dogs x 12 ea
Shoulder CARs x 3 ea
TVAs x 15

Work |
A. Bike x 25:00
B. 5x:
BW only cross-over step-ups x 5 ea
SA BU FR KB walk (#acronymwins) x 30m ea (25, 30, 3@25#)
KBS x 10 (50, 4@60#)
C. Stepmill x 20:00
D. Hip CARs

Stretch | 15:00

20 July | Th
Mobility | 3x
Prone y raise x 10
Elbow plank w/ fwd taps x 10 ea
Popes x 15 ea

Warm-up | 3x
Row x 1:00
Push-ups x 7
Slam balls x 7

Work | “Mathematics”
A. 3x: [BB only]
(RDL x 3) + (Row x 3) + (Press x 3)
(FS x 5) + (GM x 5) + (BS x 5)
B. Front squat 5 x 5 @23×1 (105, 115, 3@120#) [3:00]
C. KB FR lunges onto 45# plate 3 x 10 ea [1:00 btwn sides, took :30 because I fucked up a lil]
D1. Zercher squat 3 x 8 (85#) [:30]
D2. SA DB row x 10 ea (30#) [1:30]

Stretch | 10:00

21 July | F
Friday Hiking Club!
Mormon Trail + Fat Man’s Pass

22 July | Sa
Mobility | 3x
Wall slides x 10
SL elev HB x 12 ea
Reverse curl-ups x 10

Warm-up | 2x
TGUs x 3 ea (45, 50#)

Work |
A. Bike x 30:00
B. 5x:
HSW
Cossack lunge x 10 ea
DUs x 30
C. Bike x 20:00
D. Shoulder CARs

Stretch | 10:00

23 July | Su
Warm-up | 3x
Row x 1:00
Wall ball x 7 @14#
Slam ball x 7 @20#

Work |
A. GHR 3 x 10 ( – , 10, 10#) [as req’d]
B. DL 4 x 3 build (185, 195, 205, 215#) [3:00]
C. Snatch 10 x 2 (4@75, 3@85, 2@95, 85, 95#) [2:00]
D1. Good girls 3 x 10 (50, 60, 60#)
D2. Bad girls x 10 (50, 60, 50#) [1:00]
E. Cable pallof press 3 x 15 ea (40#) [1:00]


Tu | Feeling some progression on the BU presses. Failed on the 7th rep on the right with the 25# kettlebell… and couldn’t string more than a couple together on the right. But still an improvement from the 15#er. On the DB things I often feel, in hindsight, that I should have done more weight. I’m not sure what’s that about, but what it does tell me is to be mindful of how things feel while I am doing them. Am I cheating myself? Could I do more? Notes for next time. The RDLs were challenging. Musta been the hex plates #globojokes

W | Tuesday night dinner prep soundtrack was all about breath, and was fresh in my head when I hopped on the bike (all the step burrito’s were taken, so shook up the order of things a bit). Explored my breath and that was interesting – hadn’t noticed how much I like to mouth breath. There was a learning curve on the KB walk; took awareness not to death grip that KB. Felt better once I stopped.

Th | Haven’t gotten the best sleep this week – staying up too late on a school night attempting to get shit done – and was feeling it by the time Friday Eve training sesh rolled around. Also, The Pope talks about the lady times and their effect on strength; that felt like a real thing on the front squats. Here’s the footage of sets four and five, both at 120#:

The right side was the limiter on the FR lunges. The burn on the zerchers felt really nice; felt it a ton in the booty. Lots of trunk action on this one, too, front and rear.

Sa | Super sore in the booty and thighs rolling into the session. Part B had me breathing really good. Five rounds + fast forward + fuuuuh!…

Su | Rolled through and had some fun. Had a moment of getting on myself for not fighting for the last two DL reps, and for not getting under the snatches, but let go of that shit. Today was not a test day, well, except for testing the “girls”; so much padding and levers. No, I didn’t keep a straight face.

Why do I look like I got lost on my way to a barre workout?