Which One

“We have two ears and one mouth, and we should use them in that proportion.” -Epitectus

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And how will I know you’ll listen?  Which one are you choosing?

And this cracked my up. But if you had to pick one…


09 Aug | W
Mobility | 3x
Wall rotation + slides x 10
Cossack lunges x 8 ea
TVAs x 15
Popes x 15 ea

Warm-up | 3x
Row x 1:00
Wall ball x 7
SA KB press x 4 ea

Work | Repeat Remix
A. HHPC – HHPC – TC – FS @115#
B1. DB snatch 7 x 3 ea (35#) [right into]
B2. SL hip bridge x 10 ea (20#) [1:00]
C. Lat pull-downs 4 x 10 (80, 4@70#) [1:00]

Stretch-ish | 10:00

10 Aug | Th
Mobility | 3x
Scap press x 10
Reverse curl-ups x 10
Pistols x 2 ea

Work | Repeat-ish
A. Row x 20:00
B. Bike x 20:00
C. 5x:
Cross-over step-ups x 7 ea
Handstand holds
Samurai squats x 3 ea @35#
D. Step mill x 15:00

Stretch | 10:00

11 Aug | F
Mobility | 3x
Wall slides x 10
Bird dogs x 10 ea
Reaching dead bugs x :45

Work | Repeat
A. TGUs 3 x 3 ea (35, 45, 50, 60#)
C1. SA DB Z press 4 x 6 ea (25, 3@27.5#)
C2. Db row x 8 @2113 (25#)
B. Reverse Zerchers 3 x 8 ea (80#) [1:00 btwn legs]
D. 5x:
Goblet squat x 6 @33×1
Jump lunges x 10
FLR x :30

12 Aug | Sa
Shaw Butte Hike
5.5 mi

13 Aug | Su
Warm-up | 3x
Row x 1:00
Wall balls x 10
A-Y-Ts x 5 ea

Work | Repeat-ish
A1. Press 7 x 5 (65#)
A2. DUs x 20 [2:00]
B. 5x:
Goblet squat x 6 @33×1 (35#)
Jump lunges x 10
FLR x :30

Stretch | 10:00


W | I had planned on doing deadlifts, but then last minute decided to do some tall cleans and front squats because they are fun and I haven’t done them at Globo Mountain Ballpark edition. Rolled through the rest of the session. I think I was fighting a bug on the front end of the week – had some seriously low energy. But, better by mid-week.

Th | I dig these cardio sammich format workouts – I mean, for cardio. The the last 8:00 of rowing – involves a countdown that goes something like this:
“More than halfway done!”
*Closes eyes for what feels like 2:00 – nope, that was 34 seconds
*Focuses on fast drive, extending recovery
“Oh look! Five minutes! I can do anything for 5:00!”
“Oh look! Four minutes! I can do anything for 4:00!”
“Oh look! Three minutes! I can do anything for 3:00!”
“Last 90 seconds like you’re on the water… go!”
“Fuck. I love rowing.”
“But let’s not do this again soon, or at least for, like 10 days.”

F | Felt good. Scaled back because of the hike planned for the following morning. The goal is no tricky hip business before or after The Anniversary Hike this year.

Sa | Rescheduled The Hump hike due to t-storms, so we stuck around PHX and hiked surrounded by monsoon-y weather instead. It was pretty great.

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The Start at Shaw Butte

Su | Press felt strong; really felt the pushing through the ground. Part B is the closest thing to AD sprints I’ve found at the globo… so far.

Terms & Conditions

“I think there are many ways to live a good life. And that life looks very different for different people.” –Unknown

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More terms here

Save your breath, friends… I know you’d do the same for me.


17 June | Sa
Mobility | 3x
SL elev HB x 10 ea
SA plank x :20 ea
Banded clammies x 12 ea
Monstuh walks x 10 ea way

Warm-up | 3x
Wall ballin’ x 10
Ring row x 8
Reverse curl-ups x 10

Work |
A1. Bottoms up TGU 3 x 3 ea (25, 30(L), 25, 30#)
A2. Quad hip extension x :20 ea [as req’d]
B1. GHR [roman chair] 3 x 10 [RI]
B2. RNT rev lunge x 10 ea @3111 [1:00]
C. Back squat 6 x 3 @22×1 (125, 2@135, 2@145, 150#) [3:00]
D. KB front rack lunges 3 x 8 ea (30# KBs) [1:00]

Stretch | 10:00

18 June | Su
Mobility | 3x
Shoulder CARs x 3 ea
Wall slides x 10
GA squats x 10
Pope presses x 3 @ 4 breaths

Warm-up | 2x
Samurai squats x 5 ea @ 30#
SA press x 5 ea

Work | [The booty burn]
A. Row x 20:00
B. Bike x 25:00
C. 5x:
Step-ups x 5 ea
SA OH carry w/ suitcase carry x 20 m ea  (3@35/45, 2@30/45#)
FLR x :30

Stretch x 10:00

19 June | M
Warm-up | 3x
KBS + goblet squat + SA swing + snatch + RDL x 5 ea

Work |
A. 5x:
BB Press x 10 @33×1
Singles x 30
Monster walks x 10 ea
B. BTN press 5 x 5 @4112 (45, 50, 55,50, 50#) [2:00]
C1. SA DB bench press 4 x 10 (27.5, 25#) [RI]
C2. SA [seated] cable row x 6 @ 21×3 (30#) [1:00?]
D1. [SA?] DB snatch 4 x 6 ea (40#) [RI]
D2. Slam ball x 5 (20#) [1:00]

Handstands | 10:00

20 June | Tu
Mobility | 2x
Cossack lunges x 8 ea
Scap press x 10
Reaching dead bugs x 20
Pistol + hold x 3 ea

Work |
A. Bike x 30:00
B. 5x: (+/- 10:00)
Bear crawl x 20m
Windmills x 5 ea (35#)
SUs x 30
C. Leg extensions 3 x 15 (70#) [1:00]
C. Hip extensions [roman chair] 3 x 12 [1:00]
D. Prone hammie curls 3 x 10 (50, 60, 55#) [1:00]


Sa | Sometimes smaller is nice – at least when it comes to weight increments of the KBs. Feel the burn of the RNT lunges in my adductors and quads – is that the goal? After all the BS the lunges were intense, despite having lighter KBs than I’d typically grab. The only matching pair of KBs at Globo Mountain Ballpark Edition are the 30s; the struggle is that the 35# DBs have enormous head. Not sure how I’m gonna rack that… But I am sure I can figure it out.

Su | The row was surprisingly zen, and fuck did it burn my booty. Lots of fatigue in my really low back – more so on the right side. The mulitifidus? Not sure which muscles they actually are, but on the map of human anatomy that’s the region I’d point to.

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Dropped down the OH carry weight on the last two rounds as I was doing the neck strain thing #traptivated Felt really good sashaying out of the gym into the blast oven of the desert.

M | BTNs are crazy: feel all the activation, then dead stop fail. No mas! The DB snatch movement pattern is getting smoother as I’m finding it easier to keep shoulders and hips in alignment. Why does Globo Mountain Ballpark Edition have ONE slam balls, but 102 options of wall and medicine ball – which are both referred to as the latter?

Tu | Bike made me sweaty. Silent bear crawls fatigued e’rything. Some confusion on terms left me doing two “C” rounds. NBD

 

Null and Voids

“Every day I wonder how many things I am dead wrong about.” -Jim Harrison

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Sometimes the podcast that begins as a mere soundtrack for dinner prep ends up covering the kitchen white board. This one was like that for me. Robb Wolf has commented that science is like a sign reading, “until further notice…” – with a pause at the “end” there, not a period. What have you changed positions on? What are you holding out on? Why?


12 June | M
Mobility | 3x
SL adductor squat x 10
Scap press x 10
TVAs x 15

Work |
A1. DUs 3 x 30
A2. SA OH carry x 20m ea (45#) [:15]
A3. Dbl KB RDL x 8 (35#) [:15]
A4. [SA] DB snatch x 8 ea (35#) [:15 btwn sides]
B. Seated hamstring curls 3 x 10 12 (80,85,85#) [1:00]
C. Bike x 40:00 (7.2 mi)

Stretch | 15:00

13 June | Tu
Warm-up | 3x
Row x 1:00
KBS – SA KBS – Sn – RDL x 5 ea
Slam ball x 5 @ 20#

Work |
A. SL glute bridge hold 3 x :30 ea [:30]
B. GHD hip extensions 3 x 10 [1:00]
C. 10x: HPC x 2 [subbed TC for second rep] + FS x 1 (2@105, 3@115, 5@125#) [2:00]
D. Zercher rev lunge 3 x 5 ea (85#) [1:00]

Stretch | 10:00

14 June | W
Mobility | 3x
Prone y raise x 10
Bird dogs x 10
Hollow rock x :30
Scorpions x 5 ea

Warm-up | 3x
TGUs (35, 45, 50, 60#) 

Work | Double EMOM
A. EMOM x 20:00, rotating:
DL x 3 (185#)
BTN push press x 3 (95#)
B. EMOM x 10:00, rotating:
Don’t-be-a-douche-bags (Seated cable rows) x 10 (50,3@60#)
DUs x 30

Stretch | 15:00


M | The lack of awareness at the globo is amazing. I’m learning that in order to claim my turf and equipment it’s gotta be something like a cereal box fortress.

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First line of defense: leave yo shit e’rywhere. And you don’t even have to pick up after yourself

DUs were not my best; gonna blame the turf… and my traps. The gams felt a little fatigued -from the Sunday hike, I would wager. Kept my heart rate right around 128-130 BPM during the bike work.

Tu | The GB holds are revealing – oh look how that hip wants to drop, how that quad wants to take over the work, how you want to press that hand into the floor… Also noted how much harder hip extensions are than GHRs. I can easily bang out 12-15 reps with a plate with the GHRs. The last 2 reps of 10 on the body weight extensions take focus not to cheat.

The barbell work was fun and felt good. Changed the second hang to a tall clean. I let the etiquette (what etiquette?) at the globo get to me a little bit, but working on just walking the walk and letting that shit go. The Zercher work always brings the burn.

W| I can always throw in some bicep curls if I feel like bro-ing out, si? #accessorize My plan was to try to perform the DLs at 205# – they’ve been feeling strong, especially the push through the floor. But Tuesday’s workout was in full effect, thus the lighter load.

Dirty Birds & Dollar Stores

“You know what’s better than chicken? Everything.” – Power Athlete keeping it real.

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John Cooper Clarke, Evidently Chickentown

Recently, I was chatting with a non-gym friend about the change of my gymnasium environs from that of a CrossFit affiliate to the globo style.

He politely asked me how it was going, blind to the differences between the two, other than the Kool-aid and the mirrors. When I explained that most days I was really cool with the change of venues – recognizing the opportunities the shift in training has to offer, finding enough familiarity to hit the ground running, and appreciating ALL the amenities and ALL the cleanliness (yes, I will use your shower accouterments, towel service and sauna, thank you!) – some days, oh some days I reminisce for the warehouse. (This is where I refer to my own words on the matter.)

My friends response went something like this, “Ahhh, it’s like you’ve been a hoarder for years and you suddenly realized everything is covered in cat shit and filled with knick knacks from the dollar store.” Um… Yeah… Actually, no.

But his statement got me thinking. It is about taking a step back from what you’ve become accustomed to, and viewing what’s in front of you with fresh eyes. (Anyone else feel like they’re constantly checking themselves on that front? Anyone?) I think what my friend was trying to say is that the only difference between the two gyms, is my perception of what I believe them each to be. Man, I’ve got smart friends!

And here’s a great related read that touches on some of those old beliefs currently getting rewritten in my repertoire. Do any of them sound familiar with you?


29 Apr | Sa
Warm-up | 3x
Row x 1:00
ATYs x 5 ea
TVAs x 15

Work |
A. 5x:
BB press x 10 @33×1
Rope singles x 30
Monster walks x 10 ea
B. BTN press 4 x 5 @4112 (55 – fail on 5, 4 @50#): Rest x 2:00
C1. Half-kneeling bottoms-up KB press 4 x 6 (20#); right into
C2. Single-arm front rack carry x 20m ea (40, 3 @45#)
D1. [Single-arm?] DB snatch 3 x 6 (30, 35, 40#); right into
D2.Single arm bench @2121 (25, 30 – fail on 4R, 27.5# – fail on 6R)

Stretch | 10:00

30 Apr | Su
Warm-up | 3x
Row x 1:00
Slam balls x 5
DUs x 20

Work |
A. Power clean singles x 10 (135, 135, 140, 140, 145, 140#…)
B. Clean pulls 4 x 3 (175, 185#…); Rest x 3:00
C1. Cable pallof 4 x 10 ea (40, 45#…); right into
C2. FLR x :30

Stretch | 10:00

04 May | Th
Mobilize | 3x
GA squats x 10 ea
Elbow plank + fwd reach x 10 ea
Rev curl-ups x 10

Work | “Burns + Grows” [fave]
A. Bike x 20:00
B. Row x 10:00
C. 5x: Goblet squats x 6 @33×1(35#)
Jump lunge x 10 (ea)
Bear crawl x 20m [sub: FLR x :30]

Full stretch | 20:00


Sa | Conducted some pre-workout research regarding the tempo work, as I needed a refresher. Notes resulting from research – some shit just ain’t for keyboards:

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Did I get it correct? Sure felt correct

Hope I didn’t fuck up the tempo work. Was still a total tard with the single-under coordination…

Totally cracked myself up attempting them. Right side was sticky with the BTN’s. Dropped down to fiddy so I didn’t do the neck strain thing. Bottoms-up is humbling; watching the footage, looks like I could improve my technique, keeping my elbow in alignment.

Su | The power cleans felt off; slow elbows, which isn’t normally an issue. The pulls felt good. Dug the pallofs and plank action. Footage reveals I need to commit to the lunge on the pallofs; was doing more of a quarter squat thing.

Th | Holy crap that part “C” was fun times. Looks like I could get lower in the lunge on the jumping lunges as well as work on keeping my body in vertical alignment – no lean. Wanted to go heavier on the KB but still some weird shit going on at the bottom on my right side, and the 35#er allowed me to do the movement minus the weird shit. Subbed the FLR for the crawls as the alley way behind the benches was occupied by bros. Would really like to give this a shot with the crawls in the future.

RSN – that’s acronym for Random Site Note – the crew at BBS totally featured battle ropes this week – something I’ve seen a ton of at the new gym… Curious.

Sorcery

Attention squared
Know your sources. Where’s that coming from…?

The last couple weeks have presented me with many opportunities to be an observer… of some new surroundings (gym anthropology) and of myself. Truth be told all of life gives us that chance, right? But are we paying attention? And are we open to seeing the full spectrum of things presented to us?

I really liked this article Raymundo shared with the DTP crew, Every Movement Is a Skill, If You’re Listening. That’s not actually the title – it’s a way better one! Read it and tell me I’m wrong. It reminded me of a recent exchange between The Aussies about movement and how it is – and isn’t – like porn: it’s not about how it looks (okay, it’s a little about how it looks), it’s about how it feels.

So let’s rearview: you gotta be open to it (new methodology – globo and that other thing) and engaged in the process enough to feel it, not excessively focused on what it looks like in the mirror(s) or from inside your box. You get all that?

Of course you did.

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Surely a better method to lure passengers off over-sold flights #sorcery

And speaking of new things, here’s my new favorite channel – MegSquats:

Oh man, I have the best sources. How about the single-leg squats!? Gimme some… (See workout notes below.)


11 Apr | Tu
Warm-up | Orient thyself
Row x 500m
Bike x 8:00

Work | [Doing it anyway]
A1.  BB incline bench 5 x 5 (75#); Rest x 1:00
A2.  Single leg RDL x 10 ea (44#); Rest x 1:00
B1.  DB bench 3 x 5 (30#); Rest x 1:00
B2.  Rev DB fly’s x 10 (12.5#); Rest x 1:00

Stretch + roll | 15:00

12 Apr | W
Warm-up | Row x 500m
3x:
PVC things
DUs x 30

Work | [with Mr. Megs]
A. DL 7 x 3 (185, 6@ 195#); Rest x 2:00
B1. Single-arm DB snatch 7 x 3 ea (35, 35, 5@ 40#); Right into
B2. Single-leg hip bridge x 10 ea (20#); Rest x 1:00
C. Lat pull-downs 4 x 10 (70, 90, 80, 60#); Rest x 1:00

Straaatch | 10:00

13 Apr | Th
Warm-up | 3x
DUs x 30
KBS – goblet – ‘round da – snatch x 5 ea
Reverse curl-ups x 10

Work | [I don’t always do 5 rounds, but when I do, I do 6]
A1. [Seated] Single-arm DB press x 5 ea (25, 2@ 27.5, 3@ 30#)
Rest x 1:00
A2. Chinese row x 10 (15, 5@ 17.5#)
Rest x 1:00
B. EMOM x 10:00
KBS x 7 (60#) + push-ups x 5
C. Bike x 20:00

Stretch + mob | 10:00

15 Apr | Sa
Mobility |3x
GA squats x 10
Scap press x 10
TVAs x 15

Warm-up | Bike x 5:00

Work | [TTW Things start making sense…]
A. RDLs 7 x 5 (125#); Rest x 1:00
B1. DB Bi’s 4 x 20 (17.5, 15, 15, 15#)
Rest x 1:00
B2. Tricep push-downs x 12 (Rope grip, 25#)
Rest x 1:00
C. [Seated] Hamstring curls 3 x 10 (70, 90, 90#)
Rest x 1:00
D. Leg extension 3 x 10 (70#)
Rest x 1:00

Bonus: TGUs x 10:00 (50#)

Stretch | 20:00


Tu | So uncomfortable…

W | The RDL into hip bridges had me (and the Zor-cerer… Yep. That WAS dumb!) breathing nicely and all kinds of day-after sore (speaking for myself on that last part). Exploring the pull-downs, thus the all-over-the-board on the lbs. Got too heavy and started repping all janky-like so I backed off and refocused on feeling the initiation of the movement and where I felt it down and up the chain as the movement progressed. Also… abz.

Th | The swings felt fantastic and the reflections (So. Many. Mirrors. And sneaking lighting that makes you look jaaacked! Magic tricks, indeed.) were fun. I really enjoyed blowing the dust off my gym jams for the “cardio” portion.

Sa | I am perplexed and excited by all the contraptions for squatting at the globo. Aaand I eyed a floor-mount for landmines! I’m digging all this new stuff to try. The tri’s and bi’s really revealed asymmetry in movement and how/where I feel them. The leg extensions and curls… slayed me! I’m am beginning to recognize how the globo cycle has the ability to add to the toolbox, not taking away from the work I’ve already put in. And man was it fun to wrap up with some of my favorites – the TGU – after doing new things! 

In addition to new digs, people, and methods, I also performed some internet searches I’d not imagined I’d be doing a mere 6 mos ago. Like “seated or laying hamstring curl machine”  or “proper form cable tricep push-downs“. Sources matter – so much contradictory info – so I need to flush out the “Catalyst Athletics” of globo reads.

Lastly, AD hunting on the CL got me like…

Future Past

“The mind is a curious thing. The reason why we sometimes find ourselves in awe of moments as they are happening is because the mind never lives in the present, the body does. But the mind shifts between what the body has left behind and what’s yet to come.” -Sidd Long

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Pygmalion & Galatea  | The myth and the painting, by Jean-Léon Gérôme. Can you guess who is who? #alessoninLats #dabootyofthesuperiorplane

Check out the opening segment of this episode of Modern Love on the differences in the way men and women write about – and think about – love. Is your view into the future and/or the past?


21 Mar | Tu
Mobility | 3x
Wall slides x 10
Chin-over-bar holds x :20
Single-leg elevated hip bridge x 10 ea
TVAs x 15

Warm-up | 3x
Row x 1:00
BB press x 8
DUs x 20

Work | 10x
Bench x 3 (85#)
Rest x 1:00
Body row x 6
Rest x 1:00
-and den-
Single-leg hip bridges x 12 ea (20, 25, 30, 30#)
Rest x 1:00 btwn legs
-and zen-
AD x 10:00

22 Mar | W
Warm-up | Oly prep

Work | x 30:00, rotating:
Sled push x 100m (215#)
Farmers carries x 100m (53#ers)
AD x 20 cals

Stretch | 10:00

24 Mar | F
Mobility | 3x
Wall slides x 10
GA squats x 10
Hanging straight-let raise x 8

Warm-up | 3x
AD x 1:00
Banded row x 10
DUs x 20

Work | EMOM x 20:00, rotating:
DB snatch x 3 ea (35#) + slam balls x 3 (30#)
Row x :30
-then-
Alternating TGUs x 10:00 (44, 53, bottoms-up 26#)

25 Mar | Sa
Mobility | 3x
Single-leg elevated hip bridge x 10 ea
Prone y raise x 10
Reverse curl-ups x 10

Warm-up | 3x
Wall ball x 8
Supinated BB row x 8
Wall walk + taps x 10
DUs x 20

Work | O-lifting
Snatch + hang snatch x 10 sets [Across – medium weight – technique] (95#)
Rack jerk 10 x 1 (125#)

Mini-stretch | 10:00


Light week – going by feel. The sled work on Wednesday was legit hard – lots of heavy breathing – or effort to manage it.

First time ever doing the single-arm dumbbell snatches. Focused on keeping the shoulders in alignment per the M&M #nofire

Warming up for Saturday Oly I was totally able to trace the tightness from my back to hip as I moved into a squat – which lead me to turn those snatches into powers. Collecting data…

The adductors! The fab five muscles make up what we know as groin musculature and often undervalued in terms of the role in performance and human movement and often overlooked as well. They attach to the inner portions of the thigh and also to the pelvis at different locations. The longus, brevis and magnus attach more anteriorly whereas the pectineus and gracilis attach more posteriorly and part of the anterior oblique subsystem and lateral subsystem, and powerful muscles with many aspects of stabilization especially during walking. They are also direct antagonists to glute max, TFL and glute medius. These son-a-bitches can either be facilitated or inhibited depending on many factors. —————————————————– For example , if the glutes are on vacation and not functioning properly (happens all the time), The hamstrings often take over the primary work of the glutes to extend the hip. This creates strain particularly on adductors to adduct the hip because the glutes are inhibited. The most common groin pulls are (pectineus, adductor longus/brevis). They are also analogous to tibialis posterior and peroneal's roll and stabilizing the ankle during frontal plane movement, and my fav, also involved in eccentric deceleration and aspects of rotation. —————————————————– If adductors are dysfunctionally or chronically tight, they will always battle with the glutes or other musculature and won't allow the pelvis to get out of large anterior tilt with internal rotation and will cause issues throughout the chain and even create knee pain as well. In most cases the adductors are overworking (facilitated). Release adductors if you have a hip pain,knee pain and groin pain, but first find out why they are overworking in the first place. #muscles #movement #performance #anatomy #strength #awesome #flex #coach #knowledge #gains #instadaily #picoftheday #glutes #squats #athlete #results #rehab #lifting #science #lifestyle #gym #workout #training #strong #bodybuilding #powerlifting #fitness #exercise #health #followme

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