Like You Mean It

 

“Appreciation is a wonderful thing. It makes what is excellent in others belong to us as well.” -Voltaire

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In a search for motivation I added some new patches to the gym bag. Between stitches/bleeding out I caught up on my YouTube subscriptions. I thought this pair of vids complimented one another nicely, and helped me appreciate where I am at right now a little more.

 


27 Mar | Tu
Mobility | 3x
Cossacks x 10 ea
Prone y raise x 10
Reverse curl-ups x 10

Work |
A. 4x:
Row x 1:00
OHWL x 10 ea
PUs x 5
B. FS 7 x 5 [3:00] (135, 3@140, 2@145, 150#)
C1. Plate DB lunge 3 x 8 ea [RI] (25#ers)
C2. SL RDL x 5 ea [1:00] (45#)
D. Hanging bent-knee leg raise 3 x 12 [:30]

28 Mar | W
Mobility | 3x
Bird dogs x 10 ea
SA plank x :20 ea
TGU x 2
Reaching DBs x :45

Work |
A. Stairs x 15:00
B. 5x:
DB bench x 10 (25#ers)
Dbl DB row x 10
DUs x 30
Rest x 1:00

30 Mar | F
Mobility | 3x
Wall slides x 10
Hip hikes x 15 ea
COB hold x :20
TVAs x 15

Work |
A. 3x:
SL hip bridge x 15 ea
KBS x 10 (45#)
½ kneeling BU KB press x 5 ea (20, 25, 25#)
B. BS 5 x 3 [med lbs – fast] [3:00] (165#)
C. McGills 3 x :55ea [:15 btwn sides]
D. Stairs x 20:00

Stretch | 17:00

31 Mar | Sa
Mobility | 3x
Thoracic rotations x 10 ea
Cossacks x 8 ea
Scap press x 8
Hollow rocks/hold x :20

Work | [FTA]
A. Bike x 20:00
B. 5x:
Lateral box stups x 10
Wall walk x 2
FR KB carry x L ea (40#)
C. Row x 15:00 (3261m/2:18 split)
D. Bike x 10:00

01 Apr | Su
Hike | (Not That) Tom’s Thumb


Tu | I am feeling very unmotivated to go to the gym. Going through a phase… Was really sore considering I was coming off two days of rest. Felt the FS in my quaaaaads… wht-t-t-t?!? And then part C was rough.

W | Not sure if it’s that I don’t like bench day or if I don’t like these new shorter workouts we’re testing; I think B. DUs kicked my ass this day.

F | Felt good. I’ve been feeling squishy lately but getting the opposite feedback from regulars at the globo the last few days – telling me I am looking lean. Clearly they are liars, or blind, or blind liars. Did I ask for your feedback, anyway?

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Sa | Sometimes the row is smooth; other times you close your eyes and resist the urge to stop e’ry 37 seconds. Today was the latter, but it felt good when I was done.

Su | It’s always nice to get outdoors with good company, paws, and a PB+J.

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Five Minutes, then…

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There are 1440 minutes in a day; mind that ratio.

This shirt is gangsta.


06 Mar | Tu
Mobility | 3x
Hip CARs x 3 ea
Prone y raise x 10
Popes x 15 ea
Wall wall + taps x 10 (tester)

Work |
EMOM x 30:00:
DL – HPC – TC – FS – PJ (5@95#, 25@105#)

07 Mar | W
Work |
A. Alt walk/jog OTM x 12:00 Stairs x 15:00
B. 5x:
Sled walk (+135, 4@sled+!80#)
KBS x 10 (55#)
Dbl DB row x 10 (25#ers)
C. McGills 4 x :30 [:15]
D. Stairs x 15:00 Bike x 20:00

08 Mar | Th
Mobility | 3x
Shoulder CARs x 5 ea
Glute press x 10
Scap press x 10
Reverse curl-ups x 10

Warm-up | 3x
Row x 1:00
KBS x 10 @40#
SL KB RDL x 8 ea @40#

Work |
A. BS 6 sets 5.5.3.3.1.1 [3:00] (145, 155, 165, 175, 190, 200, 200#)
B. Reverse grip RDL 5 x 10 [1:00] (95, 105, 3@115#)
C. Seated cable rows 4 x 10 [1:00] (70#)
D1. DB bi’s 4 x 12 [1:00] (20, 3@17.5#)
D2. Tricep PDs x 12 [1:00] (20#)

10 Mar | Sa
Warm-up | TGUs x 12:00 or so-ish

Work |
A. Stairs x 20:00
B. Row x 10:00 (dang, this felt nice)
C. 4x:
Monster walk x 10 ea
Box step-ups x 5 ea
SL hip bridge x 15 ea
Handstand hold.. walk, walk, walk, hold… walk, hold… hold (! I added this because it felt right. And for fun)
D. Jog x 12:00 Bike x 20:00

Mini-stretch | 5:00-ish

11 Mar | Su
Warm-up | 3x
Cossacks x 10 ea
Wall ball x 10
Banded RDLs x 10 ea
Banded rows x 10

Work |
A. (Sumo) DL 5 x 2 [3:00] (205, 2@210, 215, 220#)
B. EMOM x 20:00, rotating:
PC x 3 (PC – HPC – TC) (5@105, 3@115, 2@120#)
DUs x 30
C. FS 3 x 5 [med lb, fast out of the bottom] [2:00] (125#)


Tu | On a scale from 1 to 10 how much did you feel like doing to the gym tonight? Zero, that’s how much. But since I’ve been feeling like that e’ry night, I don’t suppose I can let that stop me. Rolled in with an EMOM. It was fine. Made me tired. Slept good.

W | Pushing the jog/walk to the morning dog walk because I wanna run oussiiiiiide. Sled got me breathing good. Subbed bike for stares because the latter was occupied.

Th | Feeling the sled in my legs, especially the glutes and yammies today. Squats felt good, though I was pretty sore and it took a while to grease the grove – this despite the fact it was 40 minutes, yes F-O-R-T-Y, from when I walked in the gym to when I started my first working set. Hmm… this might have been (one of) the issues… Anyway, really wanted to join the 200 club. Not today, Batman. Really felt the RDLs in the boot and hams. The lats felt the rows. FELT IT ALL!!! Muah-ha-ha-ha!. Enjoyed the session. Even though it was 2 hrs. Or maybe because of it…

Sa |Holy smokes my upper, outer glutes are soooore. Excellent. Session felt good, though was tougher than I expected. Pushed a little on the machines, I guess. That row – the flow. Muy bien. Swapped out the jog (see notes above) ß However, I need to actually do what the notes say. As of this note, zero jogging has been performed.

Su | Did it anyway.

Placebo

“The bourgeois prefers comfort to pleasure, convenience to liberty, and a pleasant temperature to the deathly inner consuming fire. ” -Hermann Hesse

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01 Mar | Th
Mobility | 3x
Cossacks x 8 ea
Bird dawgs x 10 ea
Scap press x 10
Rev curl-ups x 10

Work | FTA
A. Stairs x 15:00
B. 3x:
RDL x 5
GM x 5
BS x 5
Kang x 5
C. FS 5 x 5 [3:00] (130, 135, 2 @140, 145#)
D. Close-grip lat pull-downs 4 x 12 [1:30] (75, 3 @85#)

02 Mar | F
Work |
A. 4x:
BB bench x 10
Pull aparts x 10
KBS x 10 (45#)
B1. (Neutral-grip DB) Betch 5 x 5 [1:00] (3@25, 2@30#)
B2. Dbl DB bent-over row x 10 [1:00] (3@25, 2@30#)
C. EMOM x 20:00, rotating:
PC + PP x 3 (subbed tall cleans) (5@95, 5@105#)
DUs x 30 (all UB)

03 Mar | Sa
Mobility | 3x
Cossacks (Yep, again! I am really enjoying how these feel) x 8 ea
Wall slides x 10
Pistol aka glute check x 2 ea
Shoulder CARs x 3
Hip CARs x 1

Work |
A. Rotating walk + job e’ry minute x 10:00 Stairs x 10 @ L8
B. Sumo DL 7 x 2 – build [2-3:00] (185, 2@195, 2@205, 215, 225#)
C1. Dip hold 4 x :30 [1:00]
C2. COB lowers x 5 @3_13 [1:00]
D1. McGills 3 x :20 ea
D2. Bent-knee leg raise x 10 Wall-pressing DB x 20 reps
E. Rotating walk + job e’ry minute x 10:00 Stairs x 10 @ L8

Stretch | 15 glorious fucking minutes

04 Mar | Su
Warm-up | 3x
Wall ball x 10 @15#
KB RDL x 8 ea @35#
KB press x 5 ea @25#

Work | FTA
A1. Box squats 5 x 5 (125, 130, 3@135#)
A2. SL hip bridge x 10 ea
A3. Hip extensions x 10 [2:00] (15#)
B. EMOM x 20:00, rotating:
Slam balls x 10 @ 20#
Dbl DB push press x 10 + sit-ups x 5 (25# DBs)

Stretch | 10:00


Th | Felt a little sluggish.

F | Felt better. Banged up shoulder was the limiter on B1; pressing out the bottom is where it’s sticky and doesn’t feel good. Same shoulder was NOT having the push press, even at BB only, thus the substitution. The cleans felt snappy, kept the lbs light.

Part A footage for fun, (I was curious to see if the pull aparts looked different on one side than the other):

Sa | Dang the sumos felt fast off the floor. Made the set-up checklist: toe turn, turn on quads, spread the floor, shoulders, breath, drop the scoops straight down, lift. Two-twenny five is my standard DL 1RM, or at least it was 07 Dec 15. Shoulder wasn’t having any hanging from the bar. Thigh rub on the dead bugs which made me laugh; that’s where all that ice cream has gone. Sweet. That means more lbs on the sumos, yes?

Su | Sore in the upper booty meat from the sumos. And in the lats where they connect to my arm pits. Workout felt good. That part B gets me fired up. Kept the grip neutral on the push presses and that seems to be okay on the shoulder; as were the KB presses in the warm-up. We’ll see how things feel tomorrow.

Prepping for the running in April – and preferring to avoid the treadmill – I am going to incorporate the alternation run/jog into the morning dog walk. We’ll see how much Bo loves that ❤ I just recently noticed he’s got the senior dog rocking horse run happening now. Seriously, how do we deserve dogs?

Inside Snakes

“There are no weight classes in the jungle. The salmon never eats the bear.” – Brandon Lilly

lex drewinski tony and cleoBeen listening in on some interesting conversations about the differences between us bishes and bros…
Adam & Eve: Self-Consciousness, Evil and Death
Women are Not Small Men


12 Dec | Tu
Work |
A. 5x:
Row x 2:00
Push-ups x 5
Scap push-ups x 10
B1. DB bench 5 x 10 [1:00] DBL DB row @ 2113 5 x 8 [1:00] (25#)
B2. DB RDL x 10 [1:00] (50#ers)
C. Wall pressing DBs 4 x 20 [:30]

13 Dec | W
Mob | 3x
Cossacks x 8 ea
Prone y raise x 10
Hollow hold x :20

Work |
B. Bike x 15:00
A. Stairs x 15:00
C. 5x:
Farmer’s carry x 30m (50/55, 4@55/60#)
SA OH carry x 30m ea (40, 4@45#)
Side bridge x :25 ea
D. Stairs x 10:00 (upped the level)

15 Dec | F
Warm-up | 3x
KBS x 10 @ 45#
Banded RDLs x 10 ea
DUs x 30

Work |
A. Bike x 20:00
B. 4x: (or 5x)
GHD x 10 (10#)
RNT x 5 ea
BS x 5
C. BS 5 x 5 [3:00] (135, 145, 155, 160, 160#)
D. Zercher squats 3 x 5 [1:30] (95, 105, 105#)
E. Wall-pressing dead bugs 3 x 20 reps [:30]

Stretch | 10:00

16 Dec | Sa
Mobility | 3x
Wall press x 10
Chin-over-bar hold x :20
Popes x 15 ea
Scorpions x  5 ea (2x)

Work |
A. Bike x 20:00
B. 5x:
Lateral box step-ups x 10
Wall walk x 2
FR KB carry x 20m ea (45#)
C. Row x 15:00 (11:30)
D. Bike x 10:00 (20:00)

17 Dec | Su
Mobility | 3x
GA squats x 10
Shoulder CARs x 3 ea
Hip CARs x 3 ea
TVAs x 15

Work |
A. Stepmill x 12:00
B. 3x:
RDL x 5
(BTN) press x 5
Good mornings x 5
C. Deadlifts 5 x 5 [3:00] (185, 4@190#)
D. Snatch-grip RDL 3 x 8 [1:30] (80, 90, 100#)
E. Reverse Zercher lunge 3 x 8 ea [1:30] (75#)


Tu | Shoulder not having the pressing.

W | Hollow holds were freaking hard to keep in position.

F | Squats felt really great. Really feeling those GHDs in the booty meat and hammies.

Sa | The lateral movements are feeling a lot more stable than when I first began them. My low back and adductor started buggin’ (and increasing as I went) on the row so I stopped and subbed some extra time on the bike.

Su | Feeling all the work in the adductors and booty going in. Subbed behind-the-neck for the strict press as the latter bugged my shoulder. Deadlifts felt good, and winded me pretty good. Might have been the first time I’ve ever felt the snatch-grip RDLs so much in my caboose and strangs.

And Then

“When one thought ends, right before the next thought begins, there is a tiny gap called ‘now.’ Over time we learn to expand that gap.” –Spring Washam

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In a former life this would have been “It’s five o’clock somewhere”

I’ve found myself stressed the fucked out the last few weeks; feverishly working through a task with a running list in my head of all the other shit I have to do. And then, and then, and then…

And then I realized how I was creating all this stress myself.

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Check out this podcast episode of On Being with Ellen Langer, “The Science of Mindlessness and Mindfulness”. It covered many things I enjoy – like how much we are led by language, in the way we communicate with others and in our internal dialogue. Example time. Rather than asking yourself “Can I [do that thing]?” instead try, “How can I [do that thing]?”. Not only does it change your answer, it changes what you are willing to consider; it leads to multitudes rather than an end. I also really liked Langer’s suggestion of looking for evidence of the opposite – with a situation, an idea, a problem. How could it be otherwise? Where is the evidence of the other? Whatever you look for, you will find.

I suggest downloading the unedited versions of the podcast; the awkward moments that naturally happen in conversations… keepin’ it real.


07 Nov | Tu
Two Bit Peak

08 Nov | W
Mobility | 3x
Wall rotation + slides x 10
GA squats x 10
Elbow plank + fwd taps x 10 ea
TVAs x 15

Work |
A1. (KB) RDL 4 x 5 ea [RI] (2@50, 2@55#)
A2. KBS x 10 [RI]
A3. Goblet squat x 5 [1:30]
B. BS 5 x 5 [3-4:00] (135, 135, 140, 140, 145#)
C. Box step-ups 4 x 8 ea [1:00 btwn legs]
D1. Leg extension 3 x 12 [1:00] (60, 60, 65#)
D2. (Prone) hamstring curl [1:00] (60, 60, 70#)

09 Nov| Th
Work |
A. Row x 15:00 (3353m / 2:14.7 split)
B. Bike x 15:00
C. 5x:
Bear crawl x 20m (30m)
Lateral step-ups x 5 ea
DUs x 20 + singles x 20
D. Step x 20:00

Stretch | 13:00

10 Nov | F
Mobility | 3x
Cossacks s 8 ea
Chin-over-bar holds x :20
Reaching dead bugs x 1:00

Warm-up | 3x
Row x 1:00
Banded RDLs x 8 ea
Banded rows x 8 ea

Work | [Archive Buffet]
A1. DL 8 x 3 [1:00] (195#)
A2. Death march x 10 steps [2:00] (2@30, 5@35#ers)
B. EMOM x 20:00, rotating:
Slam ball x 10 (20#)
DB push press x 10 + sit-ups x 5 (25#ers)

MOB | 2x
Shoulder + hip CARs x 3 ea
Scorpions x 5 ea

11 Nov | Sa
Mobility | 3x
Scap press x 10
Bird dogs x 10 ea
Popes x 15 ea
Hollow body hold x :20

Work | [FTA/Fave]
A. Alternating TGUs 3 x 3 ea (40, 45, 1ea @50, 55, 60#)
B. Reverse zerchers 3 x 8 ea [1:00 btwn legs] (80, 85, 85#)
C1. DB Z press 4 x 6 ea [RI] (22.5, 25, 25#)
C2. Dbl DB row x 8 @2113 [1:30] (25#ers)
D. 5x:
Goblet squat x 6 @33×1 (35#)
Jump lunges x 10
FLR x :30 [:30]

Stretch + PTH practice | 10:00


W | For future reference, when program calls for hammie curls – workout at Globo Mountain. Hamstring machine situation at Tang is mediocre. Back squats. Can’t believe how great they feel.

Th | If I were to give this workout a title it would be, “Fuuuuuuh: I’m sweaty”. Why are bear crawls so intense? And why does the stepmill make me so effing sweaty? Dude at the globo noticed the CARs in my warm-up and introduced me to PAILs and RAILs. Just the very tip so far…

F | Where are my triceps?

Sa | Feeling Friday’s work in my upper mid back.

Going to test the 12-hour eating window again and it’s all Rhonda Patrick’s fault.

Interesting stuff. We’ll see what is gained, or lost, or a wash…

Altered States

“There is a pleasure in the pathless woods,
There is a rapture on the lonely shore,
There is society, where none intrudes,
By the deep Sea, and music in its roar:
I love not Man the less, but Nature more.”
–Lord Byron, “Childe Harold’s Pilgrimage”

but first the chonies
But first, hand over them thermal skins

Changed my state this weekend >>> Your brain on nature


02 Oct | M
Work |
A. Row x 15:00 Stepmill x 20:00
B. 5x:
KB FR carry x 20m (35/40#)
Sled push x 20m (+90#)
SL hip bridge x 15 ea (elevated)
C. Bike x 20:00

03 Oct | Tu
Mobility | 3x
Elbow plank + fwd tap x 10 ea
Cossacks x 8 ea
TVAs x 15

Warm-up | 3x
Bike x 1:00
WB x 7
Push-ups x 5

Work |
A1. DB bench 4 x 10 (30#) [right into]
A2. Pull-up machina x 10 (2@ 48, 2@ 48/54#) [1:30]
B. Bench 5 sets @22×1 5,5,3,3,2 (75, 75, 75, 80. 85#) [3:00]
C1. BTN seated press 3 x 5 (50, 50, 55#) [1:00]
C2. Chinese row x 10 ea (20#) [1:00]
D. Hanging bent-knee raise 3 x 8 (hetero-leg) [1:00]

Stretch | 12:00

04 Oct | W
Get a lil sweaty | 3x
Row x 1:00
Banded RDLs x 8 e
DUs x 30

Work |
A. Deficit Deads (25# plate) 5 x 2 (185, 4@ 195#) [3:00]
B. HPC x 2 + PP x 1 x 10 sets (7@ 105, 3@110#) [2:00]
C1. Back squat 3 x 5 @70% (130#) [right into]
C2. GH hip extension x 10 [1:30]

Stretch | 10:00

07 Oct | Sa
Inner Basin to Weatherford Trail
8.8 mi

08 Oct | Su
Mobility | 3x
Cossacks x 10 ea
Prone y x 10
Glute press x 10
Reverse curl-ups x 10

Warm-up | 3x
Row x 1:00
Slam balls x 7 @ 20#
KBS x 7 @ 40#

Work | From the archives
A. TGUs 3 x 3 ea (40, 45, 50-55-60#)
B. Reverse zerchers 3 x 8 ea (75, 80, 80#) [1:00 btwn legs]
C1. SA DB Z press 4 x 6 ea (25#) [right into]
C2. Dbl DB row x 8 @2113 (25#) [1:30]

Stretch | 10:00


M | Subbed the stepmill for the erg because of hip flexion. Right side bugging a little from the move. Part B: I see what you did there. Booty burning by the last 5 reps of hip bridges. I would like to conduct a test. Remove all the TVs from the globo and see what occurs…

Tu | Dang starting with pull-ups = prefatigued. BTN press felt stronger than anticipated. Typically aren’t those harder from a seated position than from standing, no? This whole workout was a good practice in preventing straining neck face.

W | An hour of barbell fun! Deficit deadlifts felt really good; why do those weights feel so much easier standing on plate? More/different muscle recruitment? The push press was the limiting factor on the second part, and after all those pull-ups on Tuesday, it’s hard to straighten my arms today. The squats felt solid. No GHD to Roman extensions.

Sa | Favorite.

As you approach the point where Inner Basin Trail hooks up to the Weatherford Trail you get a pretty sweet view – from top down The Grand Canyon, Sunset Crater, Sugarloaf Peak, The Fairy-tail Forest.

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Su | Feeling a little hungover from my nature high, and a lack of sleep. But more than worth the exchange. Rolled through an oldie but a goodie. That part C was…

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Herd

 

Turnover

“Did you know… If you turn your phone on silent and flip it screen side down your problems go away until you flip it back over.” – Andrew Serrano

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Technically it’s a bear claw

26 Sept | M
Work |
A. Row x 30:00 (6510m)
B. 5x:
Bear crawl x 20m
Step-ups x 5 ea
Handstand holds +20 taps
C. Stepmill x 15:00

Stretch | 15:00

27 Sept | Tu
Mobility | 3x
Wall slides x 10
GA squats x 10
Reaching DBs x 1:00

Warm-up | 2x
Wall walk + taps x 5 ea
KB swing – snatch – RDL x 5 ea

Work |
A. Alternating TGUs 4 x 3 ea (40, 2@ 50, 55#)
B. 3x:
Row x 300m
FLR + taps x 10 ea
Ring dip holds x :10
D1. SA DB bench 4 x 6 ea (3@ 30, 35#) [right into]
C2. Dbl DB row 8 @2113 (30, 3@ 25#) [1:30]
C1. SA DB press 3 x 8 ea (2@ 25, 30# L:7, R:6) [1:00]
D2. Banded rows x 12 [1:30]

28 Sept | W
Mobility | 3x
Shoulder CARs x 3 ea
Hip CARs x 2 ea

Warm-up | 3x
Wall walk x 1
KBS x 10
SL RDL x 5

Work | [Favorite]
A1. SL KB RDL 3 x 10 ea (40, 2@ 45#)
A2. Snatch x 3 ea (40#)
A3. Swing x 15 (40, 2@ 45#)
B. Deads [build] 5 x 3 (185, 3@ 195, 205#) [3:00]
C. Snatch-grip RDL 3 x 10 (85, 95, 105#) [2:00]
D. Marching pallofs 3 x 20 (5#) [1:00]

Stretch | 10:00


M | Went into this one with my eye on that row; it was surprisingly enjoyable. My focus was: your nose is for breathing and your mouth is for… eating. Worked to stay aware of my breath, and not rushing the release. My split time was 2:18. Last round of bear crawls I went back to the breath; that shit was winding me more than I think it should have. Braced breathing, man that did the trick. The right shoulder wasn’t feeling the taps on the handstands. Worked on kicking up and staying in place, using my fingers as a guide. The end.

Tu | The KB work in the warm-up felt slow and not snappy. Found some rings for part B! But those fuckers were mounted really wide, which made the already challenging holds, really tricky. Fucked up the sequence and reps on C and D. Feeling like fatty this week.

W | The KB work bugged my lower back a little. The remainder of the workout felt really good, though. Those marching pallofs were totally humbling. It was crazy to feel the stability shift from side-to-side; strength on one, less so on the other.

Th | Much soreness in the booty today. Gunz, that’s a lot of area to cover, could you narrow it down? Absolutely. I am here to help. Find your hip dips (Fellas, grab your lady for demo, if she’s down). Now slide your fingertips toward your coinslot about three inches. There.

The remainder of this week’s training sessions composed of moving all day whilst packing, moving all day whilst loading, unloading, and unpacking, and moving all day whilst unpacking and cursing myself for having so much crap. Moving. Turnover. Get it? Pretty NEAT. Bahaha! Fuck, I am on fire…

Looking forward to a training session IN the gymnasium today.

And look at this! Back when I was introduced to turnover related to the barbell…

Noob knees
Those knees are suspect