Moving Mix Tape

“If you don’t bite you can’t eat.” -Carl Paoli talking theft on Barbell Shrugged

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A proper mix tape can’t hurt, bro

I spent a good chunk of my “free time” this week/end unpacking from the move. Lemme tell ya, this has already taken me longer than anticipated – searching for some Mary Poppins type voodoo to move it along a little. Until then, at least there are podcasts.

Here’s a selection of my weekend mix tape for your listening pleasure:

Mind Muscle Project – The After Show #59 >>> On how CrossFit HQ’s drug testing seems shadyAF followed by a dude that has me thinking it’d be good to do some quiet running

Training Think Tank – Q&A Part IV | Enjoy your fucking brownies, folks! Max references Bruce Lipton’s, The Biology of Belief, and poses the question of how thinking ‘I’m a fat piece of shit’ vs ‘I’m fueling my muscles’ might impact your stress hormone profile post-brownie – not to mention flavuh

Waking Up – Facing the Crowd | Words are not violence.
“We use our words so as not to kill each other.” –Greg Lukianoff

Training Think Tank – Q&A Part III | Recovery: you’re missing the basics (It’s not about the stim) and the cost of high-level performance for teens in any sport followed by some teenage El-Haag background

MTN RDY – Colin O’Brady | From everybody’s default fitness test – the triathalon – to a world record-setting run at the Explorer’s Grand Slam. I am so curious about the logistics behind this, and the training involved

Case File | If you can’t get to sleep, this wont’ help

Any podcast recommendations out there? And will someone please invent an app that lets a listener share a snippet of a podcast?! How does this not exist already? Or does it…?


09 Oct | M
Mobility | 3x
Wall slides x 10
Elbow plank + reach thru x 10 ea
Popes x 15 ea

Work |
A. [BB only – quality movements] 4x:
Row x 10
Press x 10
OHS x10
Good mornings x 10
Rest x 1:00
B. SL hip bridge holds 4 x :30 ea [:30 btwn legs]
C. Pin front squats 5 x 2 (125, 4 @130#) [3:00]
D. SA push press 3 x 8 ea (30, 2 @35#) [1:00]
E. Close-grip high seated cable rows 3 x 15 (2 @55, 65#) [1:00]

Stretch | 7:00

11 Oct | W
Mobility | 3x
GA squats x 10
Bird doggies x 10 ea
Reaching dead bugs x 1:00

Warm up | 2x
BU TGU x 2 @25#
Samurai squats x 3 ea @35#
Windmills x 5 ea @ 30#

Work |
A. Bike x 20:00
B. Row x 10:00
C. 4x:
Step-ups x 5 ea
SA FR carry x 20m ea (40#)
DUs x 20 30
D. Stepmill x 15:00

12 Oct | Th
Warm-up | 3x
Wall ball x 7 @15#
Banded rows x 10 ea
Wall walk x 2 UB

Work |
A. 4x:
KB Z press x 10 ea (25#)
KB row x 5 ea (30, 3 @35#)
KB snatch x 3 ea (35, 3 @40#) [1:30]
B. Incline bench 5 sets @22×1 5, 5, 3, 3, 2 (60, 60, 65, 70, 75#) [3:00]
C1. SA DB push press 3 x 5 ea (30, 2 @35#) [1:00]
C2. [Dbl DB] RDL x 8 (55, 2 @60#ers) [2:00]
D1. Wall-pressing dead bugs 3 x 20
D2. BU KB FR carry x 30m ea (25#) [none-zo]

Stretch | 10:00

14 Oct | Sa
Mobility + Warm-up | 3x
Shoulder CARs x 3 ea
Hip CARs x 3 ea
Chin-over-bar hold x :20
Hip hikes x 15 ea
Hanging leg raise x 8

Work | Repeat
5x [BB only]:
Row x 5
RDL x 5
FS x 5
Kang x 5
B. Cleans 10 x 2 (95, tall, 105, 115, tall, 3 @125, 2 @130#) [2:00]
C. Good mornings 3 x 10 (65, 70, 70#) [1:30]
D. Leg extension machina 3 x 12 (60, 65, 65#) [1:00]

Stretch | 10:00

15 Oct | Su
Mobility | 3x
GA squats x 10
Wall slides x 10
Hollow rocks x :20

Work | Repeat
A1. Press 7 x 5 (2 @60, 4 @65, 70#)
A2. DUs x 20 [2:00]
B. 5x:
KB goblet x 6 @ 33×1 (35#)
Jump lunges x 10
FLR x :30
C. Bike x 20:00


M | Broke up the OH movements by sneaking the buenos dias before the OHS because holy overhead pressing; adaptation or fucking it up, Morgunz? Hmmm…

I see what you did there with the holds and then the pin squats… #bootyblast

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Dug the single arm push presses. Interesting to see how one side braces compared to the other. Subbed seated cable rows because someone had set up camp at the lat station.

W | No notes. Felt nice.

Th | Feeling the focus of the recent training: much back fatigue. Z presses were challenging at the rep scheme. The single-arm snatches felt slow; took vid to investigate. They were fine. All in your head, Mo-gunz. Bench: so much room for improvement. Crazy how different incline feels to standard. Still figuring out the barbell situation at the indie gymnasium – used one that felt heavier and thicker. Could have also just been in my head. Really liked part C. D was fun, too; laughed at my retard left side with the BU KBs.

Sa | Got to wear my lifters.

Su | Pre-workout weigh-in: 152.8 lbs. Huh. Press felt good – really connected and pushing through the ground. That part B felt like AD sprints. Ooh burn. 

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fearsome > fearless

“You must understand fear so you can manipulate it. Fear is like fire. You can make it work for you: it can warm you in the winter, cook your food when you’re hungry, give you light when you are in the dark, and produce energy. Let it go out of control and it can hurt you, even kill you… Fear is a friend of exceptional people.” – Cus D’Amato

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Alexis Diaz | To be defeated by life is worse than to be defeated by death

21 Aug | M
Mobility | 3x
GA squats x 10
Wall slides x 10
TVAs x 15

Work | From the archives
A. Bike x 10:00
B. 5x: Row x 300m + Push-ups x 10
C. Bike x 10:00
D. 5x: Row x 300m + Chinese row x 5 ea (22.5#) + Jump lunges x 20 OHWL x 20
E. Bike x 10:00

Stretch, but mostly drinking water | 5:00

23 Aug | W
Mobility | 3x
Bird dogs x 12 ea
Shoulder CARs x 3 ea
Reverse curl-ups x 10
Popes x 15 ea

Warm-up | 3x
Wall ball x 7 @16#
KBS x 7
KB press x 4 ea

Work |
A. 3x BB only:
RDL x 3
Row x 3
Press x 3
FS x 5
Kang squat x 5
B. Back squat 5 x 5 @32×1 (130#) [3:00]
C. KB FR onto a 4” platform 3 x 10 (30#ers) [1:00 btwn legs]
D1. RDL x 10 (100, 110, 110#) [:30]
D2. Windmills (35, 40, 40#) [1:30]

Stretch | 10:00

24 Aug | Th
Mobility | 3x
Hip hikes x 15 ea
Wall rotation + slide x 10
Elbow plank + fwd tap x 10 ea

Warm-up | 3x
Wall walk + 10 taps
Ring rows x 7
Slam ball x 5

Work |
A1. Half-kneeling BU KB press 4 x 8 ea (15, 20, 20#) [:30]
A2. Pendlay row x 12 (60#) [1:30]
B. Concentric bench 5 x 5 (75, 85, 95, 3@90#) [3:00]
C1. Pull-up machina 3 x 10 (60#) [1:00]
C2. Dips x 10 (60#) [1:00]
D. 3x:
SA HP snatch x 5 ea (35#)
Farmer’s carry x 20m (50# KBs)
Bear crawl x 20m

Stretch | 10:00

26 Aug | Sa
Mobility | 3x
Wall slides x 10
Frisk squats x 3
Glute press x 10
Reaching dead bugs x 20

Work | Pre-Hump
A. Bike x 20:00
B. 3x:
Cossack lunge x 10 ea Cross-over step-ups
Handstand stills x AMSAP
DUs x 20
C. Bike x 25:00
D. EMOM x 10:00: KBS x 7 + push-ups x 5

Stretch | 15:00

27 Aug | Su
The Hump(hrey’s)
9.5 mi


M | Unreal sore from Sunday’s squats. I see how that whole hypertrophy training works der, with all the reps. Rolled through an archived workout to alleviate some of that soreness. Subbed overhead walking for the jumping lunges. Random workout observations:  row cadence is tricky when someone is rowing right next to you.

W | New moves: kang squat. Felt those lots in the posterior chain and hammies. Back squats felt good; lots of “finding the glutes” on  reps 4 & 5 – and keeping it explosive on the up – kept me at 130#. The front racks onto a plate – is that core stability work? That’s where I felt it – like keeping the chain connected.

Th | The concentric bench were interesting, and perhaps made easier because the safety supports were a little high (if I put them lower the barbell would have bench resting on my chest). Bench isn’t a strength of mine, so being able to do 3 sets of 5 at 90# surprised me. Reduced time under tension – since you are starting at the bottom? The pull-ups were hard, but felt really good, positionally – as did the dips. Ooh dem bear crawls….

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Sa | No sooner do I yammer on about the body feeling fucking amazing, then my right hip flexor decides to pretend it’s a glute. Hey, dude! (ya just know it’s a dude) You’re a tiny little guy; you’re not sized to pick up that kinda work. Anyway, that’s why I dropped part “D” and dropped the cossacks (those did NOT feel nice on the right side). Spent some additional time mobilizing that right flexor. We will see what tomorrow brings.

Su | Oh, The Hump. What a great hike! The weather was lovely; no storms, some picture-perfect fluffy clouds, and chilly at the top. Due to some navigational detours I got a later jump than I had planned, but, man, that didn’t take away from the experience at all. Until about 11,000’ up I felt fantastic, breathing good, but not a big deal. But man, shortly after passing the 11,100’ marker it got rough. From the saddle to the summit was very challenging. It took 2:30 to summit and about that (2:15) to descent with a good half hour at the top, taking in the general splendor aaand snacks! The cereal treat bar – Rice Krispies, but sub Cap’n Crunch (Right!? Fuck yeah! Or so I thought…) may not have been the best idea. Shortly thereafter I was pretty sure I was gonna vomit. Buuut I didn’t. Also got a gnarly headache which didn’t resolve itself as quickly as the upset tummy. In hindsight, I’m gonna attribute them both to the altitude.

And if you ever wonder what’s the faster way to go from zen to murder, my answer would be the commute from Flagstaff to Phoenix on Sunday afternoon. The solution: mix tapes and some dirty spice from Late for the Train #tipsfromSavage

Which One

“We have two ears and one mouth, and we should use them in that proportion.” -Epitectus

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And how will I know you’ll listen?  Which one are you choosing?

And this cracked my up. But if you had to pick one…


09 Aug | W
Mobility | 3x
Wall rotation + slides x 10
Cossack lunges x 8 ea
TVAs x 15
Popes x 15 ea

Warm-up | 3x
Row x 1:00
Wall ball x 7
SA KB press x 4 ea

Work | Repeat Remix
A. HHPC – HHPC – TC – FS @115#
B1. DB snatch 7 x 3 ea (35#) [right into]
B2. SL hip bridge x 10 ea (20#) [1:00]
C. Lat pull-downs 4 x 10 (80, 4@70#) [1:00]

Stretch-ish | 10:00

10 Aug | Th
Mobility | 3x
Scap press x 10
Reverse curl-ups x 10
Pistols x 2 ea

Work | Repeat-ish
A. Row x 20:00
B. Bike x 20:00
C. 5x:
Cross-over step-ups x 7 ea
Handstand holds
Samurai squats x 3 ea @35#
D. Step mill x 15:00

Stretch | 10:00

11 Aug | F
Mobility | 3x
Wall slides x 10
Bird dogs x 10 ea
Reaching dead bugs x :45

Work | Repeat
A. TGUs 3 x 3 ea (35, 45, 50, 60#)
C1. SA DB Z press 4 x 6 ea (25, 3@27.5#)
C2. Db row x 8 @2113 (25#)
B. Reverse Zerchers 3 x 8 ea (80#) [1:00 btwn legs]
D. 5x:
Goblet squat x 6 @33×1
Jump lunges x 10
FLR x :30

12 Aug | Sa
Shaw Butte Hike
5.5 mi

13 Aug | Su
Warm-up | 3x
Row x 1:00
Wall balls x 10
A-Y-Ts x 5 ea

Work | Repeat-ish
A1. Press 7 x 5 (65#)
A2. DUs x 20 [2:00]
B. 5x:
Goblet squat x 6 @33×1 (35#)
Jump lunges x 10
FLR x :30

Stretch | 10:00


W | I had planned on doing deadlifts, but then last minute decided to do some tall cleans and front squats because they are fun and I haven’t done them at Globo Mountain Ballpark edition. Rolled through the rest of the session. I think I was fighting a bug on the front end of the week – had some seriously low energy. But, better by mid-week.

Th | I dig these cardio sammich format workouts – I mean, for cardio. The the last 8:00 of rowing – involves a countdown that goes something like this:
“More than halfway done!”
*Closes eyes for what feels like 2:00 – nope, that was 34 seconds
*Focuses on fast drive, extending recovery
“Oh look! Five minutes! I can do anything for 5:00!”
“Oh look! Four minutes! I can do anything for 4:00!”
“Oh look! Three minutes! I can do anything for 3:00!”
“Last 90 seconds like you’re on the water… go!”
“Fuck. I love rowing.”
“But let’s not do this again soon, or at least for, like 10 days.”

F | Felt good. Scaled back because of the hike planned for the following morning. The goal is no tricky hip business before or after The Anniversary Hike this year.

Sa | Rescheduled The Hump hike due to t-storms, so we stuck around PHX and hiked surrounded by monsoon-y weather instead. It was pretty great.

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The Start at Shaw Butte

Su | Press felt strong; really felt the pushing through the ground. Part B is the closest thing to AD sprints I’ve found at the globo… so far.

In Flight

“I am becoming more silent these days. I’m speaking less and less. But my eyes, god damn, my eyes see everything.” -A. Non

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Returning from some time off, I haven’t spent much time with the screen machines (likely the source of so much dumb shit). I did, however, use my flight times to catch up on some podcasts (anyone else, get the voms when they read on the plane?) and explored some new ones. Not much else to share with you at the moment, so here’s my playlist, in order of enjoyment:

What are you guys listening to these days? Let me know! Unless it involves vegans or the orange man occupying the White House. (Hey, it doesn’t read “ALL the dumb shit”.) Don’t kill my vibes, bruhs and bishes.


03 July | M
Mobility | 3x
GA squat x 10
Bird dogs x 10 ea
Scap press x 10
Wall-pressing dead bugs x 10 ea

Warm-up | 2x
Row x 1:00
KBS things
TGU x 3 ea

Work | [Repeat-ish]
A. Back squat x heavy single (135, 145, 155, 165, 175, 185#)
B. EMOM x 10:00
1-1/4 BS x 3 @ 50% (90#)
Incline treadmill x 10:00
Row x 10:00

Stretch | 15:00

04 July | Tu
Mobility | 3x
Glute press x 10
Prone Y raise x 10
Hanging leg raise x 10

Warm-up | 3x
Row x 1:00
Banded RDLs x 7 ea
Wall walk x 1

Work | [Repeat-ish]
A. EMOM x 20:00, rotating:
Deadlift x 3 (185#)
BTN push press x 3 (5@85, 90, 4@95#)
B. EMOM x 10:00, rotating:
Pendlay row x 10 (65#)
Wall run x 10 ea

Stretch | 15:00

05 July | W
Dropped my ass into some nature

06 July | Th
Mobility | 3x
GA squat x 10
Elbow plank + fwd tap x 10 ea
Reaching dead buuuhhgs x 10 ea

Work | [Repeat Buffet]
A. TGUs 3 x 3 ea (35, 44, 53#)
B. Reverse Zercher lunge 3 x 8 ea (75#) [1:00 btwn legs]
C1. SA DB Z press 4 x 6 ea (25#)
C2. DB row x 8 @2113 (25#ers)
D. 5x:
Goblet squat x 6 @33×1 (35#)
Jumping lunges x 10
FLR x :30

Stretch | 20:00

08 July | Sa
Mobility | 3x
Wall slides x 10
Hip hikes x 15 ea
Prone y raise x 10
Reverse curl-ups x 10

Warm-up | Row x 10:00
E’ry 2:00 perform PU BB row x 8 + DUs x 30

Work | Return to the Mountain [Repeat]
A1. Seated SA DB press 4 x 10 (22.5, 3@25#) [1:00]
A2. COB x 5 @ 30×3 [1:00]
B. RFESS 3 x 10 ea (20# DBs) [1:00 btwn legs]
C. 4x:
HSW x 15’ Slam ball x 10 @20#
Row x 150m
Rest x 1:00

Stretch | 20:00

09 July | Su
Mobility | 3x
Cossack lunge x 8 ea
Slow AF scap presses x 10
Popes x 15 ea

Work | [Repeat]
A1. DUs 3 x 30
A2. SA KB carry x 20m ea (SC/45, OH/40, SC?45#) [:15]
A3. DB RDLs x 8 (35#ers) [:15]
A4. SA DB snatch x 8 ea (35#) {:30]
B. Seated hammies 3 x 12 (75, 80, 80#) [1:00]
C. Bike x 40:00 20:00


Didn’t take any notes, or vids on vacay. Got some movement in and enjoyed taking in the change of scenery and getting (and staying) outdoors. Returned to Globo Mountain (the desert edition) REALLY freaking sore in the nates. (That means buttocks. Shit you learn playing Scrabble. No, Mom, bukkake is not a mushroom…) Rolled through some repeat sessions; am feeling good.

Had a brunch date to get to and ran outta clock on Sunday. Did have time for a selfie though:

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Steps for vacation hangover recovery:
Step 1. Take advantage of the globo lighting to catch up on some gym selfies while wrapping up your sesh on the bici
Step 2. Follow sidewalk instructions

Don’t worry. I only go cross-eyed when I selfie. 

Junk Reps

“Life’s a journey, to find the people weird like you.” – Atticus

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This post from some of my favorite – and very wise – weirdos got me thinking…

I’ve definitely accumulated some junk reps recently – and not necessarily just in the gymnasium. You ever have times when you’re aware that you’re just going through the motions, or when you recognize you’re not be[hav]ing in the manner you want to be, yet you don’t take the time to slow it down and fix the pattern? You know – not using your superpowers! On the upside, as I tap this out on the laptop, I’m en route to spend some time with the weirdos from whence I came, which will likely offer up some time for such change in pace and review.

Where are you accumulating junk reps? What are your methods for finding the fix?


24 June | Sa
Mobility | 3x
GA squats x 10
Bird dogs x 10 ea
Prone y raise x 10
Wall-pressing DBs x 20 ea

Warm-up | 3x
Row x 1:00
Slam balls x 5 @25#
DUs x 20

Work | [On the Fly]
A. EMOM x 20:00
HHC – FS – P/Sp Jerk (3@105, 14@115, 3@125#)
B. Banded RDLs 3 x 10 ea [1:00]
C. Cable Pallofs 4 x 12 ea (40#) [1:00]

Stretch | 20:00

25 June | Su
Inner Basin Trail, Flagstaff AZ

26 June | M
Mobility |3x
Shoulder CARS x 5 ea
SL elev hip bridge x 10 ea
Reverse curl-ups x 10

Work | [From the archives]
A. Bike x 10:00
B. 5x: Row x 300m + cable tris x 10 (50#)
C. Bike x 10:00
D. 5x: Row x 300m + SA DB press x 5 ea (27.5#) + Slam balls x 7 (20#)
E. Bike x 10:00

Stretch | 10:00

27 June | Tu
Mobility | 3x
Wall slides x 10
Elbow plank + fwd tap x 10 ea
Popes x 15 ea

Warm-up | 3x
KBS x 7 @45#
Ring rows x 7
Wall walk x 2

Work | [Favorite]
A. 10x:
Back squat x 4 (2@125, 3@135, 5@145#) [1:00]
Wall runs x 10 taps ea [1:00]
B. 5x:
SL RDL x 10 ea (45#) [1:00]
SA KB snatch x 5 ea (40#) [1:00]
C. 5x: [for time]
KBS x 15
DUs x 30

Stretch | 15:00

28 June | W
Backyard yoga


Sa | Yep, that was a fun one.

Su | So was that. 

M | Rolled through.

Tu | The back squats and wall runs felt REALLY good, and strong. The last two times I’ve done this workout I’ve scratched part C due to time or capacity restrictions. Next time I do it, I will go in with the intention of doing it all. Commit. This week just wasn’t the week for it. 

W | The backyard yoga: it’s no lush jungle variety (but for real, how fucking awesome is THAT?!) but it’s a nice way to start the conversation with my body. The reps sure aren’t perfected yet, but then that’s where the fun lies, am I right? #maybeyoushouldpractice 

Behind the Scenes

“Sometimes it’s a little better to travel than to have arrived.” -Robert M. Pirsig

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Arrival at failure or a power pose?

Fair warning, I’m gonna do that thing where I string some seemingly random threads together. Yes! I’m making you an afghan blanket just like grandma used to make. It’s for the summer-in-the-desert Netflix and AC chill. We all know it’s best done sans pants and when the blower kicks on, that ish gets drafty. Brrr!

Oh man, off to a good start, Gunz.

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My weekend ‘flix binge

Let me set it up. The internet went down last week at my office. Then the server. And the phones. The daily dose of streaming music had yet to make my daily moments of gratitude…. Until about noon on day 1 of downage (let’s make that a word). When the only sound in the room is the click of your mouse and the voice of a well-meaning but over-sharing coworker, you become hungry for any noise rapido.

I’m pretty sure this is the only time I will ever say this: Facebook (and unlimited data) to the rescue. The first thing in my feed was this conversation with My Girl Kate (Galliett – not actually my girl, but we’re vibing in a limbic resonance kinda way, at least one-directionally):

Isn’t it interesting, the split screen comparison of the backdrops of each human… Hmm. What’s that say about each? *eye brows* Anyway, I really like what Kate had to say, in particular on the matter of our human desires to go “right to do the handstand” in life – resisting or disregarding all the tedious, boring, crucial, delicious (choose your adjective and your mindset) work it takes leading up to it. The dudes at BBS touched on it this week, too, the “rush to greatness” and the desire to just do the cool stuff. I think we can call that Insta-itis. Friends, I get the fever, too.

The allure of all the shiny, shiny shit on Instagram got me thinking about a dude whose work I was introduced to in a theory of architecture class during grad school, Guy Debord. His work, The Society of the Spectacle, is all about “the gaze”. Courtesy of Wikipedia (which does a way better job of summarizing it than I can. Throw them some bones):

“Debord traces the development of a modern society in which authentic social life has been replaced with its representation: ‘All that once was directly lived has become mere representation.’ Debord argues that the history of social life can be understood as ‘the decline of being into having, and having into merely appearing.’ This condition, according to Debord, is the ‘historical moment at which the commodity completes its colonization of social life.’”

Sounds like the moment is now. Though maybe it’s best we converse on the matter. Maybe over a scratch meal…?

My last random thread (Fuuu… that’s gonna be one comfy blankie) is about the eats, the value of home-cooking. Did you know last year Americans spent more money in restaurants than they did on groceries. (Right. This means zero grounds for bitching about the cost of groceries.) I couldn’t agree more with Tamarkin’s take on meal delivery services, but man, there’s so much more that “goes to waste” when you’re not involved in the process (note that rabbit hole, those of us who gather our meats and veggies from a retailer). Similar to the joys of suffering through a workout, the task of creating with others fosters more that the “thing”, it feeds that connection to your people. It’s like time under tension, but with food. Shared effort for the win.

I’ll leave you with this behind the scenes from the man with the bongos, who totally gets why a person might wanna keep an afghan (little “a” friends) handy on the front porch.


02 June | F
AM | Friday Hike Club!
Piestewa Peak

PM | Globo Mountain
Mobility | 3x
Cossack lunge x 12
Scap press x 10
Rev curl-ups x 10

Warm-up | 3x
Row x 1:00
Slam balls x 7
AYTs x 5 EA

Train | [Repeat]
A. Deadlift 7 x 3 (185, 4@195, 2@200#) [2:00]
B1. SA DB snatch 7 x 3 ea (35, 2@40, 3 @45#) [RI]
B2. SL hip bridge x 10 ea (5@20, 2@17.5#) [1:00]
C. Lat pull downs 4 x 10 (60, 3@70#) [1:00]

Stretch | 15:00

03 June | Sa
Mobility | 3x
Wall slides x 10
GA squat x 10
Pope clammies x 15 ea
TVAs x 15

Train |
A1. Row 3 x 300m [RI]
A2. FLR + taps x 12 [RI]
A3. KBS x 5 (44#)
B. 10 x PC + HPC x 2 (3@115, 4@125, 3@115#) [As req’d]
C1. [Cable] Pallof press 3 x 12 (40#)
C2. Kneeling BU KB press x 6 ea (24, 20, 18#)

04 June | Su
Mobility | 3x
OHWL x 10
Hip CARs
Glute press x 10
Prone Y raise (abs – check) x 10

Train |
A. Row x 15:00 (Pretty comfy pace, 3457m)
B. Seated hammie curls 4 x 12 (80#) [1:00]
C. Heeeip extensions 4 x 12
D. Zercher reverse lunges 3 x 8 ea (75, 85, 85#) [1:00 btwn legs]
E. Bike or treadmill x 20:00 (bici)


F | Morning hike was pretty fucking sweet. Felt good! Was pleasantly surprised with my capacity and recovery.

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National Day of the Donut… Taco… Pancakes

PM sesh… The DLs felt really strong and easy off the floor. As noted previously, part B is pretty nice cardio. I dropped weight on the SL hip bridges when I noticed I wasn’t able to completely open the hip at the top (a point the emphasized) on the left side. Did the pull-downs with the long bar grip. Yep, felt em.

Decided to hit the scale in the ladies locker room. Results: 163.3. It’s just a number, but I think I’m still gonna do Friday weigh-ins for a while #collectingdata

Questions: I would like to put on some muscle. What do I need to delta to make this happen? What am I missing? Why are my priorities not reflected back? Why does “D-backs” sound like “D-bags” e’rytime? How do they make coffee that has notes of peanut butter and chocolate? And does that still make it Paleo? 

Sa | My butt is real sore from the repeat workout. The cleans felt nice and speedy, so much so that I wanted to see how they felt out the bottom. Dropped some lbs and finished the last 3 sets with a tall clean. I was feeling very “technically proficient” compared to my compadres in the “functional training area”. Do you even know what you’re trying to accomplish there, bruh?

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The KnBUKB press (Nailin’ the acronyms – next up greeting cards and paint colors) are pretty solid on the right and crap on the left. Workin’ on it, man.

Su | Low back spoke to me a little during the row… Hike? Deadlift? The combo? But things felt fine on the extensions and lunges. How the eff do people hangout in the hammie trap between sets?!? I lept outta that contraption as soon as I fucking could each round. Fire! Mirrors are totally helpful during the Zerchers.

Your Mom

“A long time ago I learned not to explain things to people. It misleads them into thinking they’re entitled to know everything I do.” – Lisa Kleypas

friends with bennies

I think ‘your mom’ falls on the efficient axis (would we call that “easy”…?), but in the event you have a stiff crowd, here are some better ways to end a conversation.

Or you can shut it down before the conversation begins by soliciting someone for complimentary professional assistance via Instagram message, without so much as an introductory, ‘hello’. True story.

Complaining: another way to end it.


28 May | Su
Mobility | 3x
GA squat x 10
Monster walks x 10 ea direction
SA plank x :20

Warm-up | 3x
Row x 1:00
KB: swing – snatch – RDL
Slam ball x 5 @20#

Work |
A. SL Glute bridge hold [bench] 3 x :30 ea [:30]
B. GHD hip extensions 3 x 10
C. Power clean 10 x 2 (2@115, 2@125, 3@130, 2@135, 130#) [2:00]
D. SL RDL 3 x 10 ea (44, 44, 53#)

29 May | M
Warm-up | 3x
KB things @ 35#
BB RDL – PU row – BTN press x 5 ea
DUs x 20

Work | [Second favorite kind of cardio]
A. 10 x 3 ea (2@65, 8@75#) [1:00]
RDL – Hang power snatch – Back squat – BTN push press
B. EMOM x 10:00, rotating: (12:00)
Bench x 3 (4@80, 2@85#)
DUs x 30 (all UB except the bonus round)

Super stretch | 20:00

30 May | Tu
Mobility | 3x
Wall slides x 10
Bird doggies x 10 ea
Elbow plank + fwd reach x 10
Pope clammies x 15 ea

Warm-up | Swung around a 40# KB

Work | [Archive + mod]
A. Bike x 20:00
B. Row x 10:00 (only about 3:00 with my eyes closed)
C. 5x: (NFT, but… 10:15)
Goblet squat x 6 @33×1 (40#)
Jump lunge x 10
Wall walk + taps x 10

Stretch | 10:00


Su | Pre-gamed my workout with some Postino action with The Engineer and The Scientist. Maybe a little too close to my training, but look, I survived. Not my best workout, but a good burn – no pain. Adjusted the GHD machine following filming and found a better position. Hip extensions are way harder than the GHRs. I left my lifters on for the RDLs, and ooh did they make those feel nice!

M | Oh man, I really liked A, though it surprised me with how much it got me breathing. I was shooting for 5 sets at 85, which did not happen. The limiter was the hang power snatch. My technique felt decent, but I could not get a grip on the barbell. There were lots of bodies in the gym and it was pretty humid in there. Is that an excuse or an explanation…? Need to get myself a fanny pack for chalk. I was satisfied with how everything felt and my DUs were smooth and speedy, which seems to be a good indication that the body – or at least the CNS – is happy (okay, rested).

Tu | Really felt the row in the flutes. Part C had me sucking wind pretty good. Was accidentally an asshole in the turf area when a dude impeded my clearly demarcated area rather than picking up equipment that someone left that was in his way. I think I threw some shade as I took 15 seconds to move said equipment so he could monster walk further than 3” away from me. I’ve been calling these oblivious fuckers “landmines” in my head, but I am beginning to think I should call them “triggers”…