Witness Marks

“We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful about what we pretend to be.” – Kurt Vonnegut

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Delicate Dependencies by Crystal Morey

Recently got my grill shined up. The dental hygienist – who’s been cleaning people’s teeth for 34 years – asked how old I was when I wore braces. I asked how she could tell, because it sure isn’t perfect alignment of my teeth (No, I don’t wanna reel that one in! Stop asking #flavorsaver) She said there were subtle marks where the wires had subtly scored my teeth. It got me thinking about people, and how we are an accumulation of witness marks. It makes me curious about what people pick up on. And who we pretend to be.


22 Apr | Sa
Mobility | 3x
Glute press x 10
Wall slides x 10
Elbow plank + side reach x 10 ea

Warm-up | 3x
Row x 1:00
OH walking lunges x 16
DUs x 20

Work |
A. Single-leg glute bridge hold x :30; Rest x 1:00 btwn legs
B. Back squat 4 x 5 @22×1 (125, 3 @130#); Rest x 3:00
C1. Pull-up 4 x 10 (3 @60, 70# of assistance); Rest x 1:00
C2. Dip x 10 (see C1 notes); Rest x 1:00
D. Bike x 20:00

Stretch | 15:00

23 Apr | Su
Warm-up | Row x 500m
Kettlebell swings

Work | First workout at Marina Heights!
A. Power snatch [light and fast] 10 x 2 (85#); Rest x 2:00
B. Clean pulls @110 % 3 x 3 (175#); Rest x 2:00
C1. Leg extensions 4 x 15 (65#); Rest x 1:00
C2 [Seated] Hamstring curls x 10 (3@110, 120#); Rest x 1:00

24 Apr | M
Pre-warm-up-for-all-the-hyphens | 3x
Bird dogs x 10 ea
Slow-like-old-people-fucking scap presses x 10
Reverse curl-ups x 10

Warm-up | 3x
KBS x 10
DUs x 30

Work | [from the archives]
A1. Front squats 10 x 2 (125#); Rest x 1:00
A2. Wall runs x :30 (10 ea): Rest x 1:00
B1. Single-leg KB RDLs x 10 ea (50#); Rest x 1:00 btwn legs
B2. KB snatch x 5 ea (35, 3 @40#); Rest x 1:00
C. 5x: KBS x 15 + DUs x 30 [for time]

Stretch | 15:00


Sa | Hip bridge holds are no joke. And make for edge-of-your-seat video footage. But seriously, try them and see how good you are at keeping your hips level. The back squats were fun with a mirror. Not sure the last set was “x1” out the bottom… or a full 2-count either. The pull-up machine is gonna lead to some gainz, I am sure of it.

Su | New places of soreness in the lats and booty today.

Had fun testing the barbell at the globo, thank you. Felt super weak with the snatches until it occurred to me that I was using a 20 kilo barbell. Ahh. The fifth set finally felt nice and smooth and fast like they’re intended to be. The pulls felt slow but seemed okay via instant replay, so I stayed at 175#. The machines at Marina Heights are a little different than the ones at the ball park; your seat moves with the contraction. Check out the rocketship.

The leg extensions were SO intense after the barbell work; the curls less so. Also, Marina Heights has stall bars… Forgot to check on the sled.

M | Kinda weird working out at the ball park when there’s a game going on – think fishbowl. The whole place breathes a roar when the plays are good. The modern Colosseum. Rolled through the workout. Cut out “C” due to time restrictions. Lame.

Feeling chubby in the middle; time to reel in the eats and unplug.

Auto Create

“The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.” – Albert Einstein

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[Top] My drawing of a moose. Obviously! [Bottom] Indeed. An AutoDraw interpretation of my creation. The AI knows me better than I know myself

Dear 2017, I am totally digging all the unfolding information you’re putting forth on consciousness. Is it just me or does it seem like that arena is expanding in leaps? Eh. Maybe it’s just my own timeline for crossing the threshold – like the new gym digs, and soon-to-be new work digs. Check out this article on creativity and consciousness. Have you heard of the big five personality traits? I had not. To which of the five do you gravitate most?

On gravity, I’m seriously into the visuals in this vid about, hmm, creating in space:

Space Sex is Serious Business from Tom McCarten on Vimeo.


17 Apr | M
Mobility | 2x
Wall slides x 10
Single-leg elevated hip bridges x 10 ea
Elbow plank + fwd tap x 10 ea

Work | “Cardio”
Bike x 15:00
Row x 15:00 (3475m)
-then-
5x:
Wall-facing handstand holds x :20 (oops – did :30)
[OHW] lunges x 20
DUs x 20

Stretch | 20:00

19 Apr | W
Mobility | 3x
Wall slides x 10
Single-leg elevated hip bridges x 10 ea
TVAs x 15

Warm-up | 2x
KBS – single-arm – snatch – RDL x 5 ea
DUs x 30
Pistols x 3 ea

Work |
A1. DB RDLs 5 x 8 (4 @55#, 6-fuck that dude stole the 60’s… 65#)
Rest x 1:00
A2. Captain Morgans x 20
Rest x 1:00
B. Seated cable rows 4 x 10 (60, 70 rep 7, 60, 60#); Rest x 1:00
C. 5x:
GHR x 10
DUs x 30
FLR x :30

Bonus round: Bike x 20:00

20 Apr | Th
Pre-Warm-up | 3x
Bird dogs x 10 ea
Scap press x 10
Reaching dead bug x 5 ea + 5

Warm-up | 3x
KBS – snatch – goblet – round the’s – RDL x 5 ea

Work | [From the archives #butglobo]
A. Back squat 7 x 2 (145#); Rest x 2:00
B1. Death march x 10 (30# DBs); Right into
B2. [Cable] Tricep push-downs (40# – rope grip); Right into
B3. Row x 250m (59, 57, 58, 57, 55s); Rest x 1:00
C. Laying hamstring curls 3 x 10 (50#); Rest x 1:00


M | Mondays are prime time at the globo. The warm-up/mobility area was crowded. Gotta find another corner to pull some warm-up antics in; I am certain I can do that. Biking for 15:00 – no sweat. Well, sweat, yes, but nothing like rowing for 15:00. The low back bugged around minute 8:00; proceeded with caution and all feels well today. Fingers crossed there’s no new signage up regarding wall walks…

W | Doing DUs with the gym’s featherweight ropes is tricky, but that’s cool. Having straps and a rope with me allowed me to take up all the floor space for the Captains. This was the GHD version I used:

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A roman chair – pairs well with the helmet, I wonder 

But next time I am totally gonna try these:

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Do we call thees the really good girls, or the gym gems…?

Th | Warmed up, then explored the hack squat machine. Decided to try out the squat rack. Had to adjust my step-back a teeensy bit, but mostly found it awesome to have a mirror straight ahead. Thank you Mountainside Fitness for your “Look Jacked” lighting package. The squats felt good, a little heavy, but that’s to be expected. Fought for that last round on the erg; machine calibration or what – last time I did this workout I was right around fiddy-five seconds for all five rounds. Wrapped up with the laying hammie machine… Holy Fuck. My strangs have not experienced this level of fire in memory.

Back in the groove with the time-restricted eating window. Feeling the fast.

Hippie Shit

It doesn’t interest me
what you do for a living.
I want to know
what you ache for
and if you dare to dream
of meeting your heart’s longing.

It doesn’t interest me
how old you are.
I want to know
 
if you will risk
 
looking like a fool
for love
for your dream
for the adventure of being alive.

It doesn’t interest me
what planets are
 
squaring your moon…
I want to know
if you have touched
the centre of your own sorrow
if you have been opened
by life’s betrayals
or have become shriveled and closed
from fear of further pain.

I want to know
if you can sit with pain
mine or your own
without moving to hide it
or fade it
or fix it.

I want to know
if you can be with joy
mine or your own
if you can dance with wildness
and let the ecstasy fill you
 
to the tips of your fingers and toes
without cautioning us
to be careful
to be realistic
to remember the limitations
of being human.

It doesn’t interest me
if the story you are telling me
is true.
I want to know if you can
disappoint another
to be true to yourself.
If you can bear
the accusation of betrayal
and not betray your own soul.
If you can be faithless
and therefore trustworthy.

I want to know if you can see Beauty
even when it is not pretty
every day.
And if you can source your own life
from its presence.

I want to know
if you can live with failure
yours and mine
and still stand at the edge of the lake
and shout to the silver of the full moon,
“Yes.”

It doesn’t interest me
to know where you live
or how much money you have.
I want to know if you can get up
after the night of grief and despair
weary and bruised to the bone
and do what needs to be done
to feed the children.

It doesn’t interest me
who you know
or how you came to be here.
I want to know if you will stand
in the centre of the fire
with me
and not shrink back.

It doesn’t interest me
where or what or with whom
you have studied.
I want to know
 
what sustains you
from the inside
when all else falls away.

I want to know
if you can be alone
 
with yourself
and if you truly like
the company you keep
in the empty moments.

-Oriah, The Invitation

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06 Mar | M
Mobility | 3x
Wall rotation + press x 10
SL elev hip bridge x 10 ea
COB hold x :20
Reverse curl-ups x 10

Warm-up | 3x
Wall balls x 10
BB RDL x 10
BB row x 10
DUs x 30

Work | Back squat 7 x 2 @ 70% (155#)
Rest x 2:00
5x:
Death march x 10 (30# DBs) right into
Tricep push-downs x 10 (bleu) right into
Row x 250m (:55, :54, :55, :55, :55)
Rest x 1:00
-then-
Banded hamstring curls 3 x 8-10 ea (blew)

Stretch | Chat

07 Mar | Tu
Mobility | 3x
Single-leg adductor squat x 10 ea
Prone y raise (weighted) x 10
Glute press x 10

Warm-up | 3x
AD x 1:00
KB swing – twirl – squat – snatch – RDL x 5 ea

Work | 10x
Back squat 1-1/4 x 3 @ +/-50% (95#)
Rest x 2:00
-then-
EMOM x 20:00
DUs x :20
Power clean x 3 (TNG -105, 6@115#, 3@125#)

08 Mar | W
Mobility | 3x
GA squat x 10
Scap press x 10
Reaching DBs x :30

Warm-up | 3x
Row x 1:00
KBS x 10
DUs x 20

Work | O-lifting!
Clean pull 3 x 3 [build] (155, 175, 185#)
Clean + high-hang clean x 5 (115, 125, 135, 135, 140#)
Tall jerk x 5 [across] (75#)


M | Or should that be 2 x 7 @ 70%… Hmm. Matters of nomenclature. The death marches are different with dumbbells; I feel them more intensely in the glutes than with the KBs. Is this a ROM thing? The row – I can definitely tell I’ve been working with the barbell more than anything else. 

Tu | Not too sore from Monday’s squats… until I started warming up for Tuesday’s! Focused on maintaining tension through the entire set. However, upon review of the movement stardard (after the fact – timing is everything) I was coming up out of the bottom more than I should have. Notes for next time.

W | Lifting is the best. Learning to transition my feet in lifters. 

Attempted to do the assigned Thursday workout – rolled, mobilized, warmed-up, did first of five rounds… and left. Gym juju or just over due for a rest day? Hmm. Will get after it tonight.

Loaded

“Ideas pull the trigger, but instinct loads the gun.” – Don Marquis

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03 Mar | F
Mobility | 3x
GA squat x 10
Prone y raise – weighted x 10
Single-arm plank x :20 ea

Warm-up | 3x
AD x 1:00
Wall walk x 1 w/ shrugs
Banded rows x 10
Hanging straight-leg raise – no swing x 8

Work | [From the archives]
EMOM x 10:00, rotating:
Clean + FS + FS (115#)
DUs x 40
-Rest x 4:00-
EMOM x 10:00, rotating:
Wall walk + 10 taps
Slam balls x 7 @30#
-Rest x 4:00-
TGUs x 10:00 (44, 53, bottom’s up 26#)
Stretch | 10:00

04 Mar | Sa
Warm-up | 3x
Cossack lunge x 8 ea
Scap press x10
Reverse curl-ups x 7
KBS things x 5 ea
DUs x 30

Work | O-lifting – For Reps
A. Muscle clean 4 x 2 [build] (95, 105#…)
B. BTN jerk 4 x 3 [light + fast] (105, 115, 125, 125#)
C. Clean + jerk 10 x 2 [across] (115#)
D. Pistol + handstands (  )

Stretch | 10:00


F | Rolled through.

Sa | Worked on widening my grip on the reps of the clean and jerks. Those guys have been off the last couple weeks. Ali noticed the timing was off at the catch with my long arms. So I worked on widening my grip to shorten the OH distance. Pistols in lifting shoes might be the greatest thing ever. Nailed a couple balanced on a KB, which was also fun, but not in lifting shoes.

Commas

“Sometimes all we need is a three-breath moment of clarity,
to remember who we are,
why we’re there,
and what comes next.”
Greg Walsh

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The best thing on the internet. Period.

Continuity, cohesion, and complacency


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27 Feb | M
Mobility | 3x
Hip hikes x 15 ea
Prone y raise x 10
Reverse curl-ups x 10

Warm-up | AD x 10:00
E’ry 3:00 perform PU BB row x 8 + DUs x 30

Work | 4x:
Single-arm seated press x 10 ea (20#)
Rest x 1:00
COB x 5 @ 30×3 (Failed on 4 set 4, 3 set 5)
Rest x 1:00
-then-
RFESS 3 x 10 ea (25, 30, 30#)
Rest x 1:00 btwn legs
-then-
4x:
Handstand walk x 15′ (last set :20 static hold)
Row x 150m (:33, :32, :33, :34)
Rest x 1:00

28 Feb | Tu
Mobility | 3x
Wall slides x 10
Single-leg adductor squat x 10 ea
Reaching dead bugs x :45

Warm-up | AD x 10:00

Ee’ry 3:00 do KB things x 5 ea + DUs x 20
Work | [Favorite – “The Babe”]
4x:
Box squats x 5 (115#)
Hip thrusts x 10 (125, 135, 135, 135#)
GH raise x 10
Rest x 2:00
-then-
EMOM x 10:00
KBS x 10 (53#)

01 Mar | W
Warm-up | PVC and DUs

Work | O-lifting – “The Closed”
Muscle snatch [build] 4 x 2 (55, 65, 75, 85#)
Snatch balance + OHS [light + fast] x 3 sets (75, 85, 85#)
Snatch 10 x 2 [across] (85 & 95#)
Pistol and handstand progressions (ran out of clock) 


M | What aerobic capacity? The HS to row sprints were fun times.

Tu | Up the lbs on the box squats next time. Didn’t push today because tomorrow is Oly. 

W | Woke up with my meat wings (some people call those lats) sore to the max. Morning Afternoon All day DOMS from Monday’s pressing and tempo holds got me like: 

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Oh hey! It’s J! But silent #yourwelcome

Probably should have taken a rest day as it’s been something like 10 days in a row on the workouts. Yes, I do know better. But, I was eager to give the lifted kicks a try, and absolutely needed some MFR on the lats. Hit a wall pretty quickly after the muscles snatches – it’s hard to lock out fast when it hurts like hell to straighten your arms. Thursday is a rest day.

For The Record

“Words do not express thoughts very well. They always become a little different immediately after they are expressed, a little distorted, a little foolish. And yet it also pleases me and seems right that what is of value and wisdom to one man seems nonsense to another.”― Hermann Hesse, Siddhartha

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A recent conversation that may or may not have revolved around the CrossFit Open and how much consternation it gives a certain someone (who may or may not be me) reminded me of several important things:
1. It is very important to surround yourself with people who will call you on your bullshit.
2. Text messages are handy for many things, conversations are not one of them.
3. Key & Peele are funny motherfuckers.


22 Feb | W
Warm-up | 3x
Slam balls x 5
Pipe work
DUs x 20

Work | Oly – Week 7 [Remember this one*]
*A1. Pressing heaving snatch balance 3 x 2 [build] (65, 70, 65#…)
*A2. Heaving snatch balance x 2 [add lbs as req’d] (75, 65#…)
*A3. Snatch balance x 1 (65#)
B. Front squats 5 x 1 [build] (subbed back squats; 155, 165, 175, 185, 195#)
C. Clean + jerk 5 x 1 [build] (125, 135, 140, 140, 145#)

23 Feb | Th
Warm-up | MFR, PVC work, and throwing shade

Work | [From the archives]
“A”
Bench press 7 x 3 (85#), right into
Hang power clean x 3 (tall cleans @105#)
Rest x 2:00
“B”
Incline single-arm DB bench press 5 x 5 ea (30#), right into
Hang power snatch x 2 (75#, thick barbell)
Rest x 2:00
“C”
Zercher lunges 4 x 5 ea @ 75#, right into
Bench hip bridge x 15 ea
Rest x 1:00

Stretch | 10:00

24 Feb | F
Warm-up | 3x
Cossack lunge x 8 ea
DUs x 20
Walk walk x 1
BB palms-up row x 10

Work | [From the archives]
5x:
Front squat x 5 @50% (115#)
Back squat x 5
Rest x 2:00
4x:
Banded RDLs x 12 ea (green)
Rest x 1:00
Banded hamstring curls x 10 ea (blue – hip bones into floor)
-then-
Assault bike x 10:00, every 2:00 slam balls x 10 (20#)

Stretch | 10:00

25 Feb | Sa
Mobility | 3x
Bird dogs x 12 ea
Scap press x 10
Wall rotation + slide x 10

Warm-up | 3x
KBS x 10
Wall walk + shrugs
AYTs x 5 ea
DUs in the sun x 20

Work | O-lifting
Rack jerk 5 x 2 (115, 125, 135#…)
Clean high-pulls 4 x 3 (125, 135, 155, 165#)
Clean + jerk 6 x 1 (115, 125, 135, 140, 140#)

26 Feb | Su
MFR | 10:00
Work | EMOM x 20:00, rotating:
DL – TC – FS – J (115#)
DUs x 40
-then-
3x:
GHR x 10 (15#)
GHD sit-ups x 10
Rest x 1:00

Stretch | 15:00


W | Really liked the sequence of part A; going from the s-l-o-w pressing under to the quick movements made my brain hurt. I want to try these again soon and see how they go. Subbed back squats for part B because of all the reps of the front version on Monday. Did some weird things with disengaging my abs during the jerk; not sure if it was fatigue, a search for tension, or just one of those days, but it did improve with reps.

Th | Was a pleasure to work out with the dumbbells; using the 30’s rather than having to scale back to the 26# KB. I asked (Just One) Chainz Calvada to record me from the rear on the Zerchers; looking to see about that right knee, whether it was caving in, and also just seeing any differences in movement pattern from the left to the right.

F | The Open makes my eyes bleed. No entiendo. But then, I don’t need to. Eyes on my own plate. Damn them slam balls feel nice.

Sa | Weird jerks again.

Su | The state of Sunday, according to Kolding, Morgan & Loll (Law Firm or Squad?):
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UGHs

“Here is the truth about self-discovery: it is never without cost.” -Angela Flournoy

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Discovery meets Wildlife Wednesdays

Some revelations whilst shining a light on the shadows: totally cool with being an UGH, and some gifts come in ugly wrap.


18 Feb | Sa
Warm-up | 3x
PVC moves
DUs x 20
Slam balls x 7
Scap press x 10

Work | O-lifting – Week 6
A. Snatch high-pulls 2 x 5@100% (110#)
B. Segmented snatch [1″ – BTK – MT] 8 x 1 (75, 80, 4@85, 90, 95#)
C. High-hang snatch + OHS x 5 @80% (85#)

Stretch | yeeeees x 20:00

20 Feb | M
Mobility | 3x
Wall slides x 10
GA squats x 10
Sl elev hip bridge x 10 ea
Side clammie hold x :25 ea

Warm-up | 3x
Wall ball x 7
KB swing – snatch – goblet – SA swing – RDL x 5 ea
DUs x 30

Work | [From the archives]
A. Front squat 5 x 1 (145, 155, 160, 165, 170#)
Rest x 2:00 btwn
B. EMOM x 10:00 @ 50% of A:
1-1/4 front squat x 3 (85#)
C. TGUs x 15:00 (40# BB, Up on ea @ 70# KB)

So much stretching | … gon happen Tu-morrow

21 Feb | Tu
Mobility | 3x
Hip hikes x 15 ea
Glute press x 10
COB hold x :20
TVA drops x 15

Warm-up |3x
AD x 15 cals
Wall walk x 2 UB
Single-arm banded rows x 10 ea

Work | 5x:
Row x 1:00
Front rack carry x 50 m (44# KBs)
Tire hits x 20
FLR x 1:00

Stretch | like a motherfucker


Sa | Coach cues midway through part B totally turned it around for me; I was cheating on the sweep by bringing my hips forward rather than using lats and mid-back to pull. The before and after was awesome. Noted for next time.

M | Not super excited to train, but the body felt good and the head needed it most; a job for TGUs fo’ sho’ yo.

Tu | I really like the response from the workouts that start with a heavy single barbell movement and move into an EMOM of a related movement at light weight. I’ve noticed no matter my headspace, it’s gets me to refocus my distracted mind. Tuesday’s workout was a nice way to alleviate some of the soreness in the booty and the legs from the many front squats. The front racks carries and “rest” are typically most challenging. The aftermath, according to poke-a-muscle, was that my lower traps (and mid-back) did lots of work today.

I got to wondering why we classify meat according to color. It turns out even my (m)eats are slow-twitch.