Dem Rules, Dat Bush

“Doing one thing is a way of not doing everything else.” -Kaveh Akbar

dem denny rules

Tell me, where the fuck did the weekend go? I’m not sure it’s that I have so many ideas, or just so much I wanna do. Either way, it’s time to get out the blade and trim that rose bush. And remind myself: I make the rules.


16 May | W
Warm-up | 3x
Row x 1:00
KBS x 5
SA snatch x 5 ea @35#
SL KB RDL x 5 ea @35#

Work |
A. 3x:
RNT Reverse lunge (out) x 5 ea
KBS x 10 (50#)
SA KB press x 3 ea (25, 30, 30#)
FS x 10
Rest x 1:00
B. FS 5 x 3 [1:00] (125, 135, 3@140#)
C. RDL 3 x 7 [1:00] (115, 125, 135#)

PT homework | 3x ea
A. Bicep Opener 5, 5, 5, 5 (5#)
B. Elbow to shoulder planks x 10
C. KB arm bar x 5 ea (35#)

17 May | Th
Work |
A. Row x 10:00 (2280m)
B. Bike x 10:00
C. 5x:
Cossacks x 10 ea
HS holds x :30
DB push press snatch x 3 ea (30, 4@35#)
D. Stairs x 12:00

Stretch | 10:00

19 May | Sa
Warm-up | 3x
Bike x 1:30
Wall baller x 10 @15#
Scap press x 10

Work |
A. EMOM x 20:00, alternating:
Power cleans x 3 (5@115, 5@120#)
DUs x 30 (all UB except #4; last set went until I hiccuped @ 55)
B. Wall walks x 10 for time (3:48)
C. Alternating TGUs x 10:00 15:00 (35, 40, 45, #@50, 55, BU: 25, 30#)

PT homework |
A. Bicep Opener 3 x 5, 5, 5, 5 (5#) [1:00]
B1. Elbow to shoulder planks 3 x 10
B2. KB arm bar x 5 ea (30#) [1:00]

20 May | Su
Warm-up | 3x
Banded RDLs x 8 ea
Banded rows x 8 ea
Slam balls x 8 @20#

Work |
A. 7 x BTN push press x 3 + OHS x 1 [2:00] (2@75, 2@85, 2@95, 105#)
B. Segmented clean pulls 6 x 3 [3:00] (3@155, 3@165#)
C. Zercher squat 4 x 5 [1:00] (105, 2@115, 120#)
D. Stairs x 10:00


M | Found out my shoulder woes are just a flared up delt. Whew. Doc Z’s Rx:

Tu | We’ll call this new benchmark workout “The Stand(ard)”:
Tuesday Benchmark NFTW | This was a nice quick workout. And it felt good. Amazed by how much better my shoulder feels already.

Th | Felt good during this one, too; That five rounds made me sweat. Did you mean SA DB PP? I did snatched because I have never been assigned SA DB PP before. And that seemed like a low rep scheme… Did I fuck that up?

Sa | Wanted to workout Friday but after work I was so freaking tired. Checked my app, and yep. 5 hours of sleep both Wed and Thursday nights. So, no workout for me. 8.5 hours of glorious sleep instead. This no doubt made Saturday’s workout more of a win. Was pleased with how smooth DUs felt – been a couple weeks since they’ve felt that way [verify]. Noticed on my WW vids that I need to get my hands under my shoulders more. TGUs felt so good. Really, really please with how my shoulder is feeling. That delt is definitely simmering down.

Su | Did some barbell things. They felt good.

Goals this week: Get my brain off junk food

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07 May | M
Mobility | 3x
Bird dogs x 10 ea
Prone y raise x 10
Hollow body hold x :20

Work | [FTA]
A. 4x:
Row x 1:00
Jump lunge x 10
Push-ups x 5
B. FS 7 x 3 [3:00] (125, 2@135, 4@140#)
C1. DB FC lunge onto a 45 3 x 8 [RI] (20, 20, 25#ers)
C2. SL RDL x 5 ea [1:00] (45, 45 50#)
D. Hanging bent-knee leg raise 3 x 12 [:30]

10 May | Th
Warm-up | 3x
Cossacks x 8 ea
Scap press x 8
KB goblet – swing – snatch – RDL  x 3 ea

Work |
A. EMOM x 20:00, alternating:
Row x :30
Push-ups x 5 + sit-ups x 10
B. BS 5 x 5 [3:00] (135, 145, 155, 165, 4 reps @175#)
C. (Rev) Zercher lunge onto a plate 3 x 8 ea [1:00 btwn] (80, 85, 85#)
D1. Sled push 4 x L [RI] (+135#)
D2. Jump lunges x 20 [1:00]

11 May | F
Mobility | 3x
Hip hikes x 15 ea
Prone y raise x 10
Reverse curl-ups x 10
Zombie scap rolls x 3 ea direction

Work |
A. 3x:
Bike x 2:00
½-Kneeling BU KB press x 7 ea (20, 25, 25#)
Banded rows x 10
B. EMOM x 20:00, alternating:
Slam balls x 7 (20#)
Power snatch x 3 (3@75, 85, 6@80#)
C. Side bridge 3 x :30 [:15 btwn]

12 May | Sa
Warm-up | 3x
Row x 1:00
Samurai skwats x 3 ea (35#)
Windmills x 5 ea (35#)
Pistoles x 2 ea

Work |
A. 3x:
Pendlay row x 10 (75#)
(SA) KB PP x 5 (35#)
Air skwat x 10
KB snatch x 5 ea (35#)
B. Work x 30:00, rotating (6 rds)
KB FR carry x L (30/35#)
Step-ups x 10
SL HB x 10
TGU x 2 ea (40, 5@45, +1ea @50#)

Stretch x 17:00

13 May | Su
Mobility | 3x
Wall slides x 10
Monster walks x 10 ea
GA squats x 10
Banded wall-pressing dead bugs x 8 ea

Work |
A. 3x:
RDL x 5
Bent-over row x 10
FS x 5
Press x 5
Hang snatch x 5
B. Power snatch + OHS x 10 [2:00] (4@80, 3@85, 3@90#)
C. Clean pulls 5 x 3 [2:00] (2@155, 165, 2@175#)
D. 1-1/4 BS 3 x 5 [1:30] (120#)


M | Push-ups felt a little weak, but I focused on bracing, leading with my chest on the decent and trying to keep my quads off the floor until I had to. Front squats felt fine. Grip was dead on the hanging knee raise. Crazy how much back engagement there is in that…

Th | Was pleased with how back squats felt, kinda conservative on the way up to set 5. Did the zerchers in the way I usually do them (reverse, no plate) because I wasn’t as attentive to my program details as I should have been. Wanted to called it after part C, but didn’t. And dang that part D turned out to be a real burner. Very nice.

F | Looking forward to getting some answers on Monday about my shoulder; the presses are easier on my banged up shoulder. What the heck. The EMOM was fun, and good for my spirits. Side bridges were harder than I remember, but of course they were… because I had to remember them. Been a while. Funny how that works.

Sa | Haha! Both A and B were harder than I thought they’d be. So much sweat. Took it light on the FR carries because my shoulder bugs when I add the lbs, so there was less belly breathing than would normally occur. So much burn in my flutes this week.

Su | Barbell sesh was fun and felt good. Worked on my positioning over the bar, engaging my lats, and bring my hips to the bar not the other way around. Played around with my grip. On the pulls I focused on the speed up after the knees. Lots of feeling in my glutes. The one-anna-quarters were intense.

Would You Rather…

“We are constantly trying to hold it all together. If you really want to see why you do things, then don’t do them and see what happens.” -Michael A. Singer

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Lately, the work week evenings have felt like a less fun version of Would You Rather – with the choices being the go to gym or getting a full night of sleep. I like going to the gym – it feels good to move, silences the noise, and helps me relax. But not sleeping makes we wanna [see image above]…

So yeah, I am working on finding the balance, adjusting things to make it work. It’s funny how things get set in your head as fixed and inevitable, until a spark of change reawakens your super powers and you realize all of it, it’s all a matter of choice.

Besides, in the end, no matter what “Rather” you choose, we all have the same outcome:

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Giovanni Paolo Cimerlini – The Aviary of Death

So, would you rather…
Sit or stand?
Burden your family in old age or be pushed off a cliff?
Sleep or ____ [pick a thing you really like to do, sometimes in bed, often at night, and hopefully again in the morning]?

And here’s a SFW game of “Would You Rather“…


21 Feb | W
Warm-up | 3x
Row x 1:00
Slam ball x 5 @20#
KB RDL x 8 ea @40#

Work |
A. Power clean 6 x 1 [1:00] (125, 5@135#)
B. EMOM x 20:00, rotating:
Power clean x 3 (2@115, remainder @120#)
DUs x 30
C. Back squat 3 x 5 [fast out the bottom] (145, 150, 155#)

23 Feb | F
Mobility | 3x
Cossacks x 8 ea
Bird dogs x 12 ea
SA plank x :20 ea
Curl-ups x 10

Warm-up | 3x
Wall ball x 10 @15#
Banded RDLs x 8 ea
SA banded rows x 12

Work |
A. Front squat 5 x 3 [build – 3:00] (140, 150, 155, 145, 150#)
B1. Zercher squat 3 x 5 [1:00] (105, 105, 110#)
B2. KBS x 5 [1:00] (55#)
C. Alternating TGUs x 10:00 (40, 45, 50, BU@25#)
D. Wall-pressing dead bugs 3 x 20 reps [:30]

24 Feb | Sa
Warm-up | 3x
Row x 1:00
SB x 5
SA KB snatch x 5 ea

Work | FTA
A. 4x:
RDL x 3
Bent over row x 3
Muscle snatch x 3
BTN PP x 3
Good morning x 3
B. (Sumo) DL 7 x 2 [2:00] (185, 6@195#)
C. Power snatch 7 x 2 (+ OHS x 2) [2:00] (2@75, 3@80, 2@85#)
D. GHR 3 x 12 [1:00] (10#)

25 Feb | Su
Mobility-Warm-up things | 3x
Hip hikes x 15 ea
Prone y raise x 10
Reaching DBs x 1:00
Windmills x 5 ea
Samurai squats x 3 ea
Thoracic rotations x 12 ea

Work | FTA
A. Stairs x 20:00
B. Bike x 25:00
C. 5x:
Wall walk x 1
DUs x 30
Lateral box step-ups x 5 ea
Row x 10:00

Stretch | 10:00

26 Feb | M
Work |
A. 4x:
RNT reverse lunges (out) x 7 ea
BB row x 10
BS x 8
B. Back squat 10 x 3 [2:00] (2@155, 2@160, 3@165, 3@170#)
C1. Snatch-grip DL 3 x 5 [1:00] (125, 135, 155#)
C2. SL HB x 12 ea [1:00]
D. McGills 6 x :20 ea [:10 btwn sides]


Feeling pretty good; weighed-in for the first time since *stops to search blog* (mid-October) and my current relationship with gravity is 165# which is cool. I seem to naturally want to be between 155-165. We’ll see how things shift; I’ll be training for The Canyon and Pat’s Run in April.

Didn’t do a great job of logging notes on my sessions this week. Will do better next. Monday felt really great; I think in a “Would You Rather” battle between back squats and brownies, the back squats would win. Whaaah… Here’s some footage:

Diggin’ the McGills. I can feel the PRs lining up…

And Then

“When one thought ends, right before the next thought begins, there is a tiny gap called ‘now.’ Over time we learn to expand that gap.” –Spring Washam

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In a former life this would have been “It’s five o’clock somewhere”

I’ve found myself stressed the fucked out the last few weeks; feverishly working through a task with a running list in my head of all the other shit I have to do. And then, and then, and then…

And then I realized how I was creating all this stress myself.

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Check out this podcast episode of On Being with Ellen Langer, “The Science of Mindlessness and Mindfulness”. It covered many things I enjoy – like how much we are led by language, in the way we communicate with others and in our internal dialogue. Example time. Rather than asking yourself “Can I [do that thing]?” instead try, “How can I [do that thing]?”. Not only does it change your answer, it changes what you are willing to consider; it leads to multitudes rather than an end. I also really liked Langer’s suggestion of looking for evidence of the opposite – with a situation, an idea, a problem. How could it be otherwise? Where is the evidence of the other? Whatever you look for, you will find.

I suggest downloading the unedited versions of the podcast; the awkward moments that naturally happen in conversations… keepin’ it real.


07 Nov | Tu
Two Bit Peak

08 Nov | W
Mobility | 3x
Wall rotation + slides x 10
GA squats x 10
Elbow plank + fwd taps x 10 ea
TVAs x 15

Work |
A1. (KB) RDL 4 x 5 ea [RI] (2@50, 2@55#)
A2. KBS x 10 [RI]
A3. Goblet squat x 5 [1:30]
B. BS 5 x 5 [3-4:00] (135, 135, 140, 140, 145#)
C. Box step-ups 4 x 8 ea [1:00 btwn legs]
D1. Leg extension 3 x 12 [1:00] (60, 60, 65#)
D2. (Prone) hamstring curl [1:00] (60, 60, 70#)

09 Nov| Th
Work |
A. Row x 15:00 (3353m / 2:14.7 split)
B. Bike x 15:00
C. 5x:
Bear crawl x 20m (30m)
Lateral step-ups x 5 ea
DUs x 20 + singles x 20
D. Step x 20:00

Stretch | 13:00

10 Nov | F
Mobility | 3x
Cossacks s 8 ea
Chin-over-bar holds x :20
Reaching dead bugs x 1:00

Warm-up | 3x
Row x 1:00
Banded RDLs x 8 ea
Banded rows x 8 ea

Work | [Archive Buffet]
A1. DL 8 x 3 [1:00] (195#)
A2. Death march x 10 steps [2:00] (2@30, 5@35#ers)
B. EMOM x 20:00, rotating:
Slam ball x 10 (20#)
DB push press x 10 + sit-ups x 5 (25#ers)

MOB | 2x
Shoulder + hip CARs x 3 ea
Scorpions x 5 ea

11 Nov | Sa
Mobility | 3x
Scap press x 10
Bird dogs x 10 ea
Popes x 15 ea
Hollow body hold x :20

Work | [FTA/Fave]
A. Alternating TGUs 3 x 3 ea (40, 45, 1ea @50, 55, 60#)
B. Reverse zerchers 3 x 8 ea [1:00 btwn legs] (80, 85, 85#)
C1. DB Z press 4 x 6 ea [RI] (22.5, 25, 25#)
C2. Dbl DB row x 8 @2113 [1:30] (25#ers)
D. 5x:
Goblet squat x 6 @33×1 (35#)
Jump lunges x 10
FLR x :30 [:30]

Stretch + PTH practice | 10:00


W | For future reference, when program calls for hammie curls – workout at Globo Mountain. Hamstring machine situation at Tang is mediocre. Back squats. Can’t believe how great they feel.

Th | If I were to give this workout a title it would be, “Fuuuuuuh: I’m sweaty”. Why are bear crawls so intense? And why does the stepmill make me so effing sweaty? Dude at the globo noticed the CARs in my warm-up and introduced me to PAILs and RAILs. Just the very tip so far…

F | Where are my triceps?

Sa | Feeling Friday’s work in my upper mid back.

Going to test the 12-hour eating window again and it’s all Rhonda Patrick’s fault.

Interesting stuff. We’ll see what is gained, or lost, or a wash…

[Un]settle(d)

 “Every situation has two handles.” – Epitectus

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I’ve been thinking a lot about relationships lately/endlessly. (High-fucking-fives to all the over-thinkers!) Aren’t long-term relationships a series of trade-offs, really; trading x for y? Security for happiness? Freedom for offspring? A lifestyle upgrade for a clean house and all the sex you want? Fill in your own blanks. No judgement.

At some point, we agree to settle for the another person. (Well, or not. But that’s for another time, friends.) It’s been my experience in conversation that people generally don’t like that term; no one likes to think they “settled”. Maybe why you’ve never heard of this dating site. (Though it might also be that font.) Dan Savage puts it so much better than I can here. How about those lie-selves? Do you think there’s a certain amount of generous pretending in all relationships?

And then there’s Esther. Perel. And the kinder, gentler argument of “compromise” (and the accent helps to, yes?) That’s nicer to take…

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Perel did a listener Q&A sesh on The Tim Ferriss Show and man, did she shed some light on why online dating doesn’t typically work. Not just because people hate your branding! Ha! Take notes around 23:30… Well, I did. And throw away your lists. I really like how she talks about letting the story develop and unfold, and letting go of expectation.

I’m not sure what my point is here, other than to trade a little of your time for a couple good reads and a quiz – What’s Your Love Style?

I got romantic. Twice. Anyone else keep taking those things ’til you get what you want? No, me neither. But really, what’s your style? If you could pick one of the types, which one would you have selected? Why? Do you appreciate one over another?


17 Oct | Tu
Warm-up | 3x
Row x 1:00
Cossacks x 10 ea (only 2x thru)
Slam balls x 7 @ 20#

Work | New favorite
A. 5x: [BB only]
RDL x 5
Row x 5
Press x 5
Good morning x 5
Back squat x 5
Rest as req’d
B. Back squat 5 x 5 [across] [4:00] (140, 4 @145#)
C1. Zercher reverse lunges 3 x 5 10 ea [1:00] (85, 75, 75#)
C2. Zercher lunges x 5 ea [1:00]
D. SL KB RDL 3 x 10 ea [1:00 btwn legs] (45, 50, 50#)
E. (Cable) face pulls 3 x 15 [1:00] (30, 40, 40#)

18 Oct | W
Mobility | 3x
GA squat x 10
Scap press x 10
Popes x 12 ea
Reverse curl-ups x 10

Work |
A. Bike x 20:00
B. Row x 10:00
C. 4x:
Lateral step-ups x 5 ea
SA KB FR carry x 20 m ea (40, 4@ 45#)
HS holds x :30
Cossack lunges x 10 ea
D. Stepmill x 15:00

20 Oct | Th
Mobility | 2x
Wall rotations + press x 10 ea
Banded clammies x 10 ea

Warm-up | 2x:
Bike x 2:00
KB RDL x 8 ea
DUs x 20

Work |
A1. GHR 3 x 10
A2. DB rev fly x 10 (10#)
A3. DL x 5, press x 5, good mornings x 10 (75#)
B. DL 5 x 3 [3:00] (185, 3@ 195, 200#)
C. Snatch-grip pause DLs [3s mid-thigh, ATK, mid-shin] 3 x 4 (85, 2@ 90#)
D1. [Cable] pallof x 15 ea [1:00] (20#)
D2. Push-ups x AMRAP -1 [1:00] (10, 10, 10)

Stretch | 10:00

21 Oct | Sa
Mobility | 3x
SL elev hip bridge x 12 ea
Prone Y raise x 12
Elbow plank w/ fwd tap x 10 ea
Shoulder CARs x 3 ea

Work |
A. Bike x 15:00
B. 5x:
Sled push x 30m (+135#)
DB snatch x 3 ea (35#)
Lateral box step-ups x 5 ea
C. Alternating TGUs x 12:00 (40, 45, 50, BU: 25, 30#)
D. Stepmill x 15:00

Stretch | 10:00

22 Oct | Su
Work |
A1. Jump rope 4 x :30 (DUs)
A2. RNT rev lunge x 10 ea
A3. FS x 10 [BB only]
B. BS 5 x 5 @ 22×1 [3:00] (115, 120, 125, 130, 130#)
C1. 1-1/4 front squats 3 x 5 [1:00] (105, 95, 95#)
C2. DB row x 10 ea [1:00]
D1. Cable tri’s 3 x 15 [1:00] (40#)
D2. DB curls x 10 [1:00] (15, 17.5, 17.5#)

Stretch | On grass


Tu | The squats were hard, but I think I could have done them at 150#. The stupid globo racks didn’t allow for the regular zerchers, so I make them all reverse. Can’t stop me with your silly globo racks! Dug the RDLs and really felt the face pulls.

W | So. Much. Soreness. In da booty and ham(mies). Front rack carries are friggin’ awesome – really felt those in the abs and braced breathing efforts. Killed the handstand holds. Hmm… all this back work perhaps?

Th | The soreness continues. DLs felt good. I was surprised at how two hunnit felt from the ground. That’s usually the hardest part. Probably sandbagged those some – same with D2, the push-ups. Why…? The snatch grip DLs were hard being under tension for that long. I like using straps. Been noticing people with the globo editions of those; I’ll keep the Grizzlies.

Sa | Oh man, that round “B” was something. Things felt good. Making freeeinds.

Su | An over-planned weekend left me short on the clock with the Sunday hours at Globo Mountain. After an express foam roam and mobility sesh, I turned part “A” into a warm-up with DUs instead of regular yumps. Fire up dat CNS. Check. Why was I so conservative on those back squats to start!?! Next time, start those bishes at 130, Morgan. They felt solid. All the squats there was a new awareness of bracing in my trunk – feeling my abs engage. Not sure if I was just sore so felt it more or what. The front squats were rough but likely made more so because I totally missed that there was a part C2 there. This is what happens when we hurry…

“Hurrying and delaying are alike ways of trying to resist the present.” -Alan Watts

 

Altered States

“There is a pleasure in the pathless woods,
There is a rapture on the lonely shore,
There is society, where none intrudes,
By the deep Sea, and music in its roar:
I love not Man the less, but Nature more.”
–Lord Byron, “Childe Harold’s Pilgrimage”

but first the chonies
But first, hand over them thermal skins

Changed my state this weekend >>> Your brain on nature


02 Oct | M
Work |
A. Row x 15:00 Stepmill x 20:00
B. 5x:
KB FR carry x 20m (35/40#)
Sled push x 20m (+90#)
SL hip bridge x 15 ea (elevated)
C. Bike x 20:00

03 Oct | Tu
Mobility | 3x
Elbow plank + fwd tap x 10 ea
Cossacks x 8 ea
TVAs x 15

Warm-up | 3x
Bike x 1:00
WB x 7
Push-ups x 5

Work |
A1. DB bench 4 x 10 (30#) [right into]
A2. Pull-up machina x 10 (2@ 48, 2@ 48/54#) [1:30]
B. Bench 5 sets @22×1 5,5,3,3,2 (75, 75, 75, 80. 85#) [3:00]
C1. BTN seated press 3 x 5 (50, 50, 55#) [1:00]
C2. Chinese row x 10 ea (20#) [1:00]
D. Hanging bent-knee raise 3 x 8 (hetero-leg) [1:00]

Stretch | 12:00

04 Oct | W
Get a lil sweaty | 3x
Row x 1:00
Banded RDLs x 8 e
DUs x 30

Work |
A. Deficit Deads (25# plate) 5 x 2 (185, 4@ 195#) [3:00]
B. HPC x 2 + PP x 1 x 10 sets (7@ 105, 3@110#) [2:00]
C1. Back squat 3 x 5 @70% (130#) [right into]
C2. GH hip extension x 10 [1:30]

Stretch | 10:00

07 Oct | Sa
Inner Basin to Weatherford Trail
8.8 mi

08 Oct | Su
Mobility | 3x
Cossacks x 10 ea
Prone y x 10
Glute press x 10
Reverse curl-ups x 10

Warm-up | 3x
Row x 1:00
Slam balls x 7 @ 20#
KBS x 7 @ 40#

Work | From the archives
A. TGUs 3 x 3 ea (40, 45, 50-55-60#)
B. Reverse zerchers 3 x 8 ea (75, 80, 80#) [1:00 btwn legs]
C1. SA DB Z press 4 x 6 ea (25#) [right into]
C2. Dbl DB row x 8 @2113 (25#) [1:30]

Stretch | 10:00


M | Subbed the stepmill for the erg because of hip flexion. Right side bugging a little from the move. Part B: I see what you did there. Booty burning by the last 5 reps of hip bridges. I would like to conduct a test. Remove all the TVs from the globo and see what occurs…

Tu | Dang starting with pull-ups = prefatigued. BTN press felt stronger than anticipated. Typically aren’t those harder from a seated position than from standing, no? This whole workout was a good practice in preventing straining neck face.

W | An hour of barbell fun! Deficit deadlifts felt really good; why do those weights feel so much easier standing on plate? More/different muscle recruitment? The push press was the limiting factor on the second part, and after all those pull-ups on Tuesday, it’s hard to straighten my arms today. The squats felt solid. No GHD to Roman extensions.

Sa | Favorite.

As you approach the point where Inner Basin Trail hooks up to the Weatherford Trail you get a pretty sweet view – from top down The Grand Canyon, Sunset Crater, Sugarloaf Peak, The Fairy-tail Forest.

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Su | Feeling a little hungover from my nature high, and a lack of sleep. But more than worth the exchange. Rolled through an oldie but a goodie. That part C was…

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Herd

 

Turnover

“Did you know… If you turn your phone on silent and flip it screen side down your problems go away until you flip it back over.” – Andrew Serrano

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Technically it’s a bear claw

26 Sept | M
Work |
A. Row x 30:00 (6510m)
B. 5x:
Bear crawl x 20m
Step-ups x 5 ea
Handstand holds +20 taps
C. Stepmill x 15:00

Stretch | 15:00

27 Sept | Tu
Mobility | 3x
Wall slides x 10
GA squats x 10
Reaching DBs x 1:00

Warm-up | 2x
Wall walk + taps x 5 ea
KB swing – snatch – RDL x 5 ea

Work |
A. Alternating TGUs 4 x 3 ea (40, 2@ 50, 55#)
B. 3x:
Row x 300m
FLR + taps x 10 ea
Ring dip holds x :10
D1. SA DB bench 4 x 6 ea (3@ 30, 35#) [right into]
C2. Dbl DB row 8 @2113 (30, 3@ 25#) [1:30]
C1. SA DB press 3 x 8 ea (2@ 25, 30# L:7, R:6) [1:00]
D2. Banded rows x 12 [1:30]

28 Sept | W
Mobility | 3x
Shoulder CARs x 3 ea
Hip CARs x 2 ea

Warm-up | 3x
Wall walk x 1
KBS x 10
SL RDL x 5

Work | [Favorite]
A1. SL KB RDL 3 x 10 ea (40, 2@ 45#)
A2. Snatch x 3 ea (40#)
A3. Swing x 15 (40, 2@ 45#)
B. Deads [build] 5 x 3 (185, 3@ 195, 205#) [3:00]
C. Snatch-grip RDL 3 x 10 (85, 95, 105#) [2:00]
D. Marching pallofs 3 x 20 (5#) [1:00]

Stretch | 10:00


M | Went into this one with my eye on that row; it was surprisingly enjoyable. My focus was: your nose is for breathing and your mouth is for… eating. Worked to stay aware of my breath, and not rushing the release. My split time was 2:18. Last round of bear crawls I went back to the breath; that shit was winding me more than I think it should have. Braced breathing, man that did the trick. The right shoulder wasn’t feeling the taps on the handstands. Worked on kicking up and staying in place, using my fingers as a guide. The end.

Tu | The KB work in the warm-up felt slow and not snappy. Found some rings for part B! But those fuckers were mounted really wide, which made the already challenging holds, really tricky. Fucked up the sequence and reps on C and D. Feeling like fatty this week.

W | The KB work bugged my lower back a little. The remainder of the workout felt really good, though. Those marching pallofs were totally humbling. It was crazy to feel the stability shift from side-to-side; strength on one, less so on the other.

Th | Much soreness in the booty today. Gunz, that’s a lot of area to cover, could you narrow it down? Absolutely. I am here to help. Find your hip dips (Fellas, grab your lady for demo, if she’s down). Now slide your fingertips toward your coinslot about three inches. There.

The remainder of this week’s training sessions composed of moving all day whilst packing, moving all day whilst loading, unloading, and unpacking, and moving all day whilst unpacking and cursing myself for having so much crap. Moving. Turnover. Get it? Pretty NEAT. Bahaha! Fuck, I am on fire…

Looking forward to a training session IN the gymnasium today.

And look at this! Back when I was introduced to turnover related to the barbell…

Noob knees
Those knees are suspect