Owned

“My heart has always beat thunderstorms instead of blood.” -Gabriel Gadfly

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Lips | Christo Dagorov

I got owned by work today and didn’t get a chance to finish my thoughts on the post I was planning to share with you today, friends. So, instead, as a nod to all the storming, you get a monsoon-y quote and some words to suck on. (Too much? Welcome to summer in the desert.)

The Moment
by Margaret Atwood

The moment when, after many years
of hard work and a long voyage
you stand in the centre of your room,
house, half-acre, square mile, island, country,
knowing at last how you got there,
and say, I own this,

is the same moment when the trees unloose
their soft arms from around you,
the birds take back their language,
the cliffs fissure and collapse,
the air moves back from you like a wave
and you can’t breathe.

No, they whisper. You own nothing.
You were a visitor, time after time
climbing the hill, planting the flag, proclaiming.
We never belonged to you.
You never found us.
It was always the other way round.


12 July | W
Mobility | 3x
Wall slides x 10
SL elev hip bridge x 12 ea
Reverse curl-ups x 10

Get a little sweaty | 3x
Ring rows x 7
Wall walks x 2 UB

Work |
A. Row x 20:00
B. Bike x 20:00
C. 5x:
Box step-ups x 5 ea
Handstand hold x :30
SA carry x 30m ea (rotated SC @50#/OH @45#)
D. Stair climber Stepmill x 15:00

13 July | Th
Mobility | 3x
Bird dogs x 12 ea
SA plank x :20 ea
Wall-pressing dead bugs x 1:00

Warm-up | 2x
KBS – SA sn – SL RDL x 5 ea

Work |
B. Bench 5 x 5 @23×1 (3@75, 2@70#) [3:00]
A. 5x:
Row x 300m (+/- 1:17)
Dip hold x :30
DUs x 30
C1. Pull-up machina 3 x 10 (70#)
C2. Dips x 5 (40, 50, 50#) [1:30]
D. 3x:
SL hip thrust x 10 ea (25#)
Crossover step-ups x 5 ea (15#ers)
BU KB press x 5 ea (15, 20, 20#)

Stretch | 20:00

14 July | F
Mobility | 3x
Thoracic rotations x 10 ea
Hip CARs x 3
Shoulder CARs x 3

Work |
A. Bike x 20:00 40:00
B. Row x 20:00
5x:
HS hold x :30
DB RDL x 10 (50#ers)
Brrr crawl x 20m FLR x :45
C. Step mill x 12:00

Stretch | 20:00

15 July | Sa
Mobility | 3x
GA squats x 10
Scap press x 10
Hollow rocks x :30

Warm-up | TGUs x 10:00

Work |
A. 4x:
Front squat x 5 (115#)
RNT x 10 ea @3111
GHRs x 10
B. EMOM x 10:00: KBS x 10 (50#)
C1. DB bicep curls 4 x 10 ea [1:00]
C2. Cable tri’s x 12 (40, 3@50#) [1:00]

16 July | Su
Warm-up | 3x
Row x 1:00
Ring rows x 7
Slam balls x 5 @20#

Work |
A. EMOM x 20:00, rotating:
Hang clean – tall clean – jerk (3@95, 3@105, 4@115#)
DUs x 30
B1. Seated cable rows 4 x 10 @23×1 (50#) [1:00]
B2. Cable pallofs x 10 ea (40#) [1:00]

Stretch | 10:00


W | Weird rapid heart rate on the bike – too much coffee? Abs on the suitcase carry had me woke. Worked on a slower more controlled mount to HS – starting with hands on floor.

Th | Bench felt weak, but it’s been a while… not a whole lot of forward pressing in my life right now. Same with the pull-ups. They made me a little grumpy. “Hmm, what’s that about?”, she asks herself. Favorite segment (not that I need to hand out awards for my workouts) was the D. The crossover step-ups were sweet and revealing. Also, made you look globo-ers.

F | Subbed time on the bike for the erg due to some lower back fatigue. Subbed FLR for the bear crawl because the turf area was bangin’ (or other appropriate slang term).

Sa | Sore in some new regions of the glutes from the crossover’s I do believe…

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Still haven’t tried any of the globo good/bad girls… Who needs dem bishes, anyway

New ritual: 10-minute morning yoga before getting meditated. I might be in it for the handstands, and the shorts, but it sure has been a nice way to kick of the day.

Succession

“The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and all science. He to whom this emotion is a stranger, who can no longer pause to wonder and stand rapt in awe, is as good as dead: his eyes are closed.” -Einstein

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Death and The Maiden | Pierre-Eugène-Emile Hébert

This week’s c-a-r-d-i-o time was spent ruminating on The Tim Ferris Show with Esther Perel. While the title reveals the focus of their discussion, the nearly two-hour conversation touches on a variety of topics, as is often the case on Ferriss’s podcast. I thought Esther’s differentiation of “revival vs survival” of traumatic events and her elaboration on “eroticism as the antidote to death” were really illuminating. It’s an engaging conversation, but then, perhaps I’m sucker for conversations on conversations – and on relationships and how they (and in turn, we) shape our experiences. Aside from all that Esther is a great storyteller! And not just because I’m also a sucker for an accent.

The podcast reminded me of this scene in Mad Men for a few reason. What is it that you want to say/tell? What’s in a definition?

And as the comments that follow the audio of the podcast reveal, it might leave you with more questions than answers – the good ones always do…


23 May | Tu
Mobility | 3x
Elbow plank + reach thru x 10 ea
Bird dogs x 12 ea
TVAs x 15

Warm-up | 3x
Row x 1:00
Slam ball x 5
SA KB press x 5 ea

Work |
A1. Bottoms-up TGUs 3 x 3 ea [RI] (25, 25, 30#)
A2. Quad hip ext holds x :20 ea [As req’d]
B1. RNT rev lunge 3 x 10 @32×1
B2. BB [only] front squat x 10 [1:00]
C. Front squat @22×1 5,4,3 (115#) 5,4,3 (125, 120#) [3:00]
D. Snatch-grip RDL 4 x 8 @31×0 [2:00] (95, 3@105#)

24 May | W
Rolling + MFR | 10:00

Work |
A. Treadmill x 30:00 (Incline 5 @ 3.8)
B. Hip CARs x 10:00
C. 3x: HS hold x :30 + shoulder CARs x 3 ea

Stretch | 15:00
25 May | Th
Mobilize | 3x
Wall rotations + slides x 10
Single-leg elev HB x 12 ea
Reaching dead bugs x :45

Work |
A. Thoracic rotations 3 x 12 ea [:30]
B. 10:00, rotating: (4 + 250)
Row x 250m
Push-ups x 5
Body rows x 10
C1. SA DB “Z” press [alt] 4 x 6 ea [RI] (25#)
C2. Dbl DB row 8 @2113 [1:30] (25, 3@27.5#)
D1. DB Incline bench, alt. 3 x 8 @2111 [RI] (27.5#)
D2. Pull-up machina 3.3.3. [:15, 1:30] (50, 40, 40, 50#)

Stretch | 15:00

27 May | Sa
Fire | 3x
Cossack lunge x 12
Scap press x 10
Glute press x 10
Pope clammies x 15

Flow | 3x
Wall balls x 10
Ring rows on the TRX x 8
Samurai squats x 3 ea

Work |
A1. Kneeling BU KB press 3 x 6 ea [:15] (20#)
A2. Suitcase carry x 20m ea [:15] (45, 50, 50#)
A3. Star plank x :15 ea (from knee x :20 ea)
A4. SA FR carry x 20m ea [1:00] (50, 60(R side), 50#)
B. 5x: Bike x 5:00 @80% then x 3:00 @recovery pace

Stretch | 15:00


Tu | A & B felt good. The front squats were not my best; on the 4th rep at 125 I really caved forward. Suspecting the mirrors – focusing on the visuals rather than feeling the movement – I turned directions in the rack and the last two sets on the second wave went much better. The barbells at the ballpark are slippery fuckers and make the snatch-grip tricky even with straps. Regardless, I really felt those in the upper glutes.

W | By the time it was time for training on Wednesday evening, oh man, the soreness from previous day’s work had started to show itself – sore adductors, booty, quads, in that order. The lighter load was nice. The CARs felt pleasant (the internet tells me that’s “Controlled Articulation Rotations” for those of you thinking about talking tow trucks right now, as was I). The shoulder ones felt really good; the hip ones… I am not sure I was doing them right. Other than the bear pose I didn’t feel any stretch or opening up. Maybe it was just the encore presentation, and when I try them again I’ll find the way.

Th | Really, really liked the Z presses. When I watch the footage of myself on the pull-up machine I really see my traps fire, but I swear when I perform them I feel the initiation in my back. That finish at the top though – tricky with the bent knees… I want my feet in front of me. Maybe I should practice #Mayhemism

Sa | The cossack lunges during mobility felt the strongest they have in a while. I did not have barbell over my head – this shit amazes me:

Failed at the star plank; they totally jack my lower back on the “bottom” side. Did them from my knee which felt like cheating but still so. much. squeezing (and shaking) in the flutes so can’t be all bad. Not sure how that helps what is weak that prevents me from doing it straight-legged though…#notesforTommy

Curious how I could measure 80% for 5:00 at a time, I used the heart rate grips periodically during the bike intervals. I’m accustomed to PRE for AD sprints but this is new, so just testing shit out. During the 80% intervals my heart rate was between 135-140 and during the recovery segments it was between 106-108. It was funny how much my music could help or hinder my RPMs! Also, have you ever paid attention to the lyrics to Pumped Up Kicks – totally dark and fucked up. No wonder I like it.

Inspired Curiosity

 “… When you just sit in silence the wind blows through you, the sun shines in you and you realize you are not your body, you are everything.” -Anita Krizzan

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What’s your favorite color? But shouldn’t it be called the Emotion Wheel?

I’ve been crushing on all things Training Think Tank this week. Despite not giving the slightest of fucks about The CrossFit Games myself, their series The Road to The Games 2017 is entertaining and an excellent source of laughs and gym jams. (And where I eyed the Feeling Wheel for the first time, pinned up behind Max’s desk, which inspired some curiosity on this end – what’s that about and why is it so prominently placed…?) I have been such a groupie that I maybe even bought a tank to rep at Globo Mountain. Future selfie.

In that light, I share with you this episode of The Aussies, interviewing the Mastermind behind TTT, Max-El Haag. They cover aspects of training, like stepping away from the barbell and doing weird shit in order to get better with the barbell (#globocycle), intensity as a distraction and why staying present in your movement is so fucking hard, and lessons on nutrition (I’ll leave you to discover that gem of a quote on your own). But my favorite parts on the conversation were on the other stuff – on training beyond the body, and on not compromising your own nature and instead figuring out how it can serve you.

 “I don’t want that to be true; how do I make that not true tomorrow?” -Max El-Haag

What are you training today?


17 May | W
Mobiilty | 2x
Single-leg elev hip bridges x 10 ea
Elbow plank + fwd tap x 10 ea
Pope clammies x 15 ea

Warm-up | 2x
Wall balls x 10
KBS x 7
KB press x 5 ea
KB RDL x 7 ea

Work | [So Much Yes]
A1. TGUs 4 x 3 ea (35, 40, 45, 50#); Rest x :30
A2. Doggie hip ext. holds x :15 ea; Rest x :30
B1. GHR [roman chair] 3 x 10 ( – ,10,10#); Right into
B2. RNT rev lunge x 10 ea @3111; Resss x 1:00
C. Back squat 5 x 3 @22×1 (115, 125, 125, 135, 140#); Rest x 3:00
D. KB FR lunge 3 x 10 ea (30#ers); Rest x 1:00


18 May | Th

Warm-up | 2x
Wall walk x 2
KB things

Work | 5x:
Single-arm KB carry x 25m ea (2 OH @45#, 3 SC #60#)
Deadlift x 5 @165#
Handstand holds x 3
Row x 1:00

Stretch | 10:00

20 May | Sa
Mobilize It | 3x
GA squat x 10
Scap press x 10
Pope clammies x 15
Pistol holds x :15 ea

Get Toasty | 3x
Row x 1:00
DUs x 20
Palms-up BB row x 8

Work | [Assembled from the archives]
A1. DB RDLs 5 x 8 (55, 60, 60, 65, 65#); Rest x 1:00
A2. Captains x 20; Rest x 1:00
B. Seated cable rows 4 x 10 (60#); Rest x 1:00
C. Seated hammies 3 x 10 (70, 75, 80#); Rest x 1:00
D. EMOM x 10:00 KBS x 7 (60#) + push-ups x 5

Stretch | 15:00


W | Um, get-ups and back squats. Not sure it gets much more up my alley than that. Really had fun with this workout. The most awkward of the session award goes to RNT lunges; that 3s drop be trick-aaay. I was really happy with how the back squats felt; no bad pain anywhere. Worked the heart beat hold with a plate drill between sets as that’s where I find I “give” when I don’t keep my abs braced or fill up the cavity.

Questions for The Sheriff:  This Globo Mountain doesn’t have more than a 30# pair of kettle bells. Would it be better to grab heavier dumbbells, or do single arm or goblet grip with a heavier KB – for the loaded lunges?

Th | Subbed the walk for an indoor jacked + tanned-ish. Must locate a sled and an AD #MorgunzideFidness

Sa | Feeling really good. 

Su | How to recover, brought to you by neature: 

DTP at CBQ
DTP does CBQ | Cibecue Falls, AZ
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Cool waters, blue skies, good people… and a waterfall finish

 

Time Under Tension

“Tension is who you think you should be. Relaxation is who you are.” -Chinese Proverb

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Be who you are

The Chinese, always with such intensity. I think Seth might say they fucked that one up though. (Relax! Check out all the things they got right. And Wiki doesn’t even mention Bruce Lee, weightlifting, or turning gypsum board into food.) Seth’s proverb says, “Fear is who we are. Tension is who we are becoming.

Oh man, I am becoming so hard right now! Haha. But really…


09 May | Tu
Mob it up | 3x
Wall slides + rotation x 10
Single-leg elev hip bridges x 10 ea
Popes x 15 ea

Warm-up | 3x
KBS x 10
Wall walk x 2 UB
Ring (TRX) rows x 7

Work | [Repeat]
A. RDL 7 x 5 (2@135, 5@145#); Rest x 1:00
D. Leg extensions 3 x 10 (70, 90, 90#); Rest x 1:00
C. Seated hamstring curls 3 x 10 (90, 80, 80#); Rest x 1:00
B1. DB [alternating?] bicep curls 4 x 20 ea (15#); Rest x 1:00
B2. Cable tricep push-downs x 12 (flat bar @50, rope @40, 40, 50#); Rest x 1:00

Bonus round: EMOM x 10:00, alternating:
DUs x 40
Pistols x 3 ea

Stretch | 10:00

10 May | W
Mobility | 3x
Scap press x 10
Cossack lunge x 10
Pipe press x 5 breaths
V-ups x 10

Work |
A. Cardio Z1
Row x 15:00 (3,421m)
Bike x 20:00
Row x 10:00 (2,220 m)
B. 5x: (NFT, but it took 10:00)
Step-ups x 10
Handstand holds :20-:30
FLR x 10 taps

Stretch + roll | 10:00

12 May | F
Greasin’ the groove | 3x
Pope clammies x 12 ea
GA squat x 10
Prone y raise x 10 [abs – engaged]
TVAs x 15

Work | “Shoulda”
A. 5x:
BB (only) press x 10 @33×1
Single-unders x 30 (DUs… ppppt)
KBS x 10 (45#)
B. BTN press 5 x 3 @4112 (45, 4 @55#); Rest x 2:00
C1. ½ Kneeling bottoms-up KB press 4 x 6 (20#); Right into
C2.Dip hold x :30; Rest x 1:00
D1. Single-arm cable row 3 x 6 ea @30×2 (30,30, 40, 30#); Right into
D2. Single-arm DB bench x 6 ea @2121 (30, 27.5#)

Stretch |10:00


Tu | Had to rearrange the sequence of events based on availability, but things felt really good and strong.

W | Rolled through. Felt the row in my booty instead of my back, which was a win. Everything felt good – especially the handstands >>> handstands FTW!

F | Feeling like I shoulda edged up most of the weights for this workout: heavier KB on A; gone for 60 on B; stacked a 2.5# plate on top of the KB for part C… Interesting to me that the BU KB press and SA row is harder on the left, but on the BTNs and DB bench my right side is the weak side. Hmm.

Better Meat

“If you can’t beat ‘em, eat ‘em” – Jeffrey Dahmer

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R. Crumb illustrates “cardio”

Robb Wolf is making the podcast rounds promo-ing his new book, Wired To Eat – which is currently on my coffee table waiting to be consumed. His chat with The Aussies pulled ahead of the pack by one of their standard closing question: If you could interview anyone (alive) who would it be? Wolf’s response: a tag team interview with Jenna Jameson and Jane Goodall. So paleo.

But seriously, the books sounds like an interesting read, or listen – for the duration of a 45-minute stint on a bike, perhaps. It even features some hands-on testing! Everyone’s favorite subject: but what about me?

If you are not amused by the ‘meat’ pic… Scram! Just kidding. Here’s one that involves more of the protein you’ll actually eat. Like chew. And swallow – for the gainz. Click the image source to check the whole article. Knowledge is power. And power takes up more than half a bike seat.

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“More Protein, Better Protein” by Diana Rogers, RD, of Sustainable Dish

And if all that’s nice, but you’re hungry for some fitspo, I got you. Courtesy of Jocko:


26 Apr | Tu
Mobility | 3x
Wall slides x 10
Banded clammies x 15 ea
TVAs x 15

Work | “Cardio Glaze” – makes ya high like a donut
Bike x 10:00
5x: Row x 300m + push-ups x 10
Bike x 10:00
5x: Row x 300m + Chinese row x 5 ea (25#) + jump lunges x 20
Bike x 10:00

Stretch sesh | Quit yer bitchin’, Sara!

27 Apr | Th
Mobility | 3x
Single-leg elev hip bridge x 10 ea
Side plank + leg lift (still with the knee) x :20 ea
Reaching dead bugs x 1:00

Work | “Observations”
A1. SL hip bridge hold 3 x :30 ea; Right into
A2. TGU x 3 (45#); Rest x 1:00
B1. Hip extensions 3 x 12 (25, 20, 10#); Right into
B2. Rev lunge x 5 ea (30, 25, 25#)
C. Deadlift 5 x 3 (185, 4 @195#); Rest x 3:00
D1. Box step-ups x 10 ea; Right into
D2. DUs x 40

28 Apr | F
Mobility | 3x
Cossack lunge x 8
Prone Y raise x 10
Glute press x 10

Work | “Whiskey Dick”
A. Bike x 45:00
B. 5x:
Handstand hold x :30
Jump rope x 30 singles
Quad hip extension hold x :20 ea
Step-ups x 10 ea (18”)


Tu | Didn’t want to show up. But I did – and got really into it.  I see what you did there – mixing up the bike with the rows. Was really happy with how the push-ups felt. Tried to not let my quads touch the floor which seemed to help keep me in position. The rows felt retarded on my left side – on my right I can fill the muscles engage in sequence – not the case on my left side. Feels like I am pulling from my trap and neck. My low-back began to bug the last 2 rounds of rowing. 

I still experience the occasional “what the fuck is going on here” moments at the globo…

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Start

But increasingly feelings like this cat in a bowl…

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Finish

Played around with some wall stands and position work during the stretch. Couldn’t help but listen in on a PT sesh during my stretch. Sara – I’m pretty sure no ‘h’ – prefers whining to working.

Th | I think I got “A” wrong – ended up doing 18 TGUs in total. Is that right? I’d pulled the 50# KB anticipating doing the last round with that, but fuuuuuh no! The hip extensions with weight got heavy fast; really felt them in my very low back. My right hammie was bugging a little throughout the workout. Were the step-ups supposed to be weighted? Noticed I was doing the pike thing whilst jumping rope. I feel like there’s a little kink in the chain somewhere…

F | Decided to name the workouts for fun times. Today’s is named thus as sitting on that bike for 45:00 puts my crotch to sleep… but also makes me sweaty. Felt a little self-conscious on the handstands at the globo (seriously it’s a little strange with the game crowds there) but focused on my own shit and did the work. Totally couldn’t do single jumps with the rope! Haha! Forgot to film, so no off-your-seat footage to share.

Auto Create

“The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.” – Albert Einstein

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[Top] My drawing of a moose. Obviously! [Bottom] Indeed. An AutoDraw interpretation of my creation. The AI knows me better than I know myself

Dear 2017, I am totally digging all the unfolding information you’re putting forth on consciousness. Is it just me or does it seem like that arena is expanding in leaps? Eh. Maybe it’s just my own timeline for crossing the threshold – like the new gym digs, and soon-to-be new work digs. Check out this article on creativity and consciousness. Have you heard of the big five personality traits? I had not. To which of the five do you gravitate most?

On gravity, I’m seriously into the visuals in this vid about, hmm, creating in space:

Space Sex is Serious Business from Tom McCarten on Vimeo.


17 Apr | M
Mobility | 2x
Wall slides x 10
Single-leg elevated hip bridges x 10 ea
Elbow plank + fwd tap x 10 ea

Work | “Cardio”
Bike x 15:00
Row x 15:00 (3475m)
-then-
5x:
Wall-facing handstand holds x :20 (oops – did :30)
[OHW] lunges x 20
DUs x 20

Stretch | 20:00

19 Apr | W
Mobility | 3x
Wall slides x 10
Single-leg elevated hip bridges x 10 ea
TVAs x 15

Warm-up | 2x
KBS – single-arm – snatch – RDL x 5 ea
DUs x 30
Pistols x 3 ea

Work |
A1. DB RDLs 5 x 8 (4 @55#, 6-fuck that dude stole the 60’s… 65#)
Rest x 1:00
A2. Captain Morgans x 20
Rest x 1:00
B. Seated cable rows 4 x 10 (60, 70 rep 7, 60, 60#); Rest x 1:00
C. 5x:
GHR x 10
DUs x 30
FLR x :30

Bonus round: Bike x 20:00

20 Apr | Th
Pre-Warm-up | 3x
Bird dogs x 10 ea
Scap press x 10
Reaching dead bug x 5 ea + 5

Warm-up | 3x
KBS – snatch – goblet – round the’s – RDL x 5 ea

Work | [From the archives #butglobo]
A. Back squat 7 x 2 (145#); Rest x 2:00
B1. Death march x 10 (30# DBs); Right into
B2. [Cable] Tricep push-downs (40# – rope grip); Right into
B3. Row x 250m (59, 57, 58, 57, 55s); Rest x 1:00
C. Laying hamstring curls 3 x 10 (50#); Rest x 1:00


M | Mondays are prime time at the globo. The warm-up/mobility area was crowded. Gotta find another corner to pull some warm-up antics in; I am certain I can do that. Biking for 15:00 – no sweat. Well, sweat, yes, but nothing like rowing for 15:00. The low back bugged around minute 8:00; proceeded with caution and all feels well today. Fingers crossed there’s no new signage up regarding wall walks…

W | Doing DUs with the gym’s featherweight ropes is tricky, but that’s cool. Having straps and a rope with me allowed me to take up all the floor space for the Captains. This was the GHD version I used:

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A roman chair – pairs well with the helmet, I wonder 

But next time I am totally gonna try these:

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Do we call thees the really good girls, or the gym gems…?

Th | Warmed up, then explored the hack squat machine. Decided to try out the squat rack. Had to adjust my step-back a teeensy bit, but mostly found it awesome to have a mirror straight ahead. Thank you Mountainside Fitness for your “Look Jacked” lighting package. The squats felt good, a little heavy, but that’s to be expected. Fought for that last round on the erg; machine calibration or what – last time I did this workout I was right around fiddy-five seconds for all five rounds. Wrapped up with the laying hammie machine… Holy Fuck. My strangs have not experienced this level of fire in memory.

Back in the groove with the time-restricted eating window. Feeling the fast.