Unseated

“There’s no the answer. What we need is variety. The best position is the next position.” -Galen Cranz, on the best kind of chair

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Creative seating solutions

After two weeks on my ass (at a desk in my rad new office space), I’m back standing. It feels glorious. Or at least not like I have restless leg syndrome anymore. Thankfully the new work environs is position variation friendly.  In case you’re curious, as was I, here’s a podcast on how we wound up seated in the first place >>> 99% Invisible – Edge Of Your Seat


17 Jan | W
Mobility | 2x
Cossacks x 10 ea
SA floor-facing plank x :20 ea
Popes x 15 ea
Pistols x 3 ea

Work |
A. Sterrrz x 15:00
B. Bike x 15:00
C. 5x:
Front rack KB carry x 30m (35/40#)
Box step-ups x 10 ea (20# DBs in the FC position)
DUs x 30
D. Sterrrz x 15:00, last 5:00 up level at ea min.

18 Jan | Th
Mobility| 3x
Bird dawgs x 10 ea
Glute press x 10
TVAs x 15

Work |
A. Bike x 20:00
B. GH hip extensions 4 x 10 (10#)
RNT (out) x 5 ea
BS + jump x 5
C. BS 5 x 4 [3:00] (4@155, 160#)
D. 1-1/4 FS 3 x 5 [1:30] (105#)
E. Yump lunges 3 x 20 [1:00]

19 Jan | F
Warm-up | 3x
Banded RDLs x 10 ea
Banded row x 10 ea
Slam balls x 7

Work |
A1. ½ Kneeling SA (BU) press 4 x 7ea (18, 2@20, 25#)
A2. KBS x 10 (50#)
A3. Alt DB SA snatch x 3 ea [1:00] (35#)
B1. BB bench SA Z press 5 x 7 [1:30] (20, 3@22.5#)
B2. Chinese row x 10 ea [2:00] (25#)
C. Close-grip lat PDs 4 x 10 [1:00] (80, 3@85#)
D1. DB bis 4 x 12 [1:00] (15, 3@20#)
D2. Tricep PDs x 12 [1:00] (20#)

20 Jan | Sa
Mobility | 3x
Monster walks x 10 ea direction
COB hold x :20
Samurai squats x 3 ea
Shoulder CARs x 3 ea

Work
A. Bike x 20:00
B. 5x:
Rev sled walk x L (+135#)
Reg sled walk x L
DBL OH carry x L (30# DBs)
HS hold + hip taps x :30
C. Stairs x 15:00
D. Bike x 10:00

21 Jan | Su
Warm-up | 3x
Bike x 1:00
Wall ball x 10
Slam balls x 5

Work |
A. 10x: Power snatch x 2 + OHS x 1 [2:00] (4@85, 2@90, 2@85, 90, 95#)
B. Clean pulls 5 x 3 @ 115% (180#)
C. GHR 3 x 12 [1:00] (10, 15, 15#)
D1. Bi’s 4 x 12 [1:00] (17.5#)
D2. Tri’s s 12 [1:00] (20#)


W | The 45# KB bugged my shoulder so went “light” but the carries were still uncomfortable, despite the “easy” weight. Dang, dumbbells with the step-ups added some intensity. I see what you did there with the DUs followed by the racks. Last minute on part D was at level 12, no manos on the rail. That 60s put the day in perspective

Th | Man, these longer work days are kicking my ass, a skoatch. Reminding myself it’s just adjusting some habits, but still dialing that in. The workout felt good. I was shooting to do the BS at 165; the first set at 155 felt heavy, but less so on the second. The last set had me realizing I could have added 5 for at least the last two, sets. Hmmm. The 1-1/4 were intense and, yep, felt like I was going to fall on my face during the jump lunges. But I did not. Those are the closest things to AD sprints in terms of the burn at the globo, at least so far…

F | Can start with more lbs on the half-kneeling press and single-arm snatches. The shoulder wasn’t having the bench. Chinese row took a round to get the right things online, but then… ooh yeah. Upped the weight on the pull-downs. Failed on the last rep of the bis on sets 3 and 4 on the right side; assisted with a little help from my friend (the left hand).

Really felt Thursday’s session going in, especially in the upper, outer booty. See super accurate anatomical sketch below:
Seeing starsSa | Have I done double OH carries before? Likely. Those were intense, especially when you factor in the hip taps that followed. Fatigued EMOM-style with part B.

Su | The barbell session was fun; felt a little rusty, but that makes sense. They only have the girthy 45 pound barbells at the globo, but that bother me less than in the past. Form on the second snatch got a little shitty about midway through (thus the dip back in lbs) but I narrowed my grip a little bit and things felt snappy again. Took a few reps to get in the groove on the pulls. Cues for next time: spread the knees (you know what I’m sayin). Experimented a little on the height of the GHR, and upped the lbs. Man do those suckers light my hammies up. Very nice…

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Account Ability

“I don’t pay attention to the world ending. It has ended for me many times, and begun again in the morning.” -Nayirrah Waheed

add it up

If you left your shit laying around somewhere it might get taken, whose fault is that? The asshole who swiped it. Meh. What about the fool who left it laying there…?

If you made plans to do an early morning thing with a group of friends, but then chose  one too many cocktails the night before, where would you place the blame for cancelling last minute on your friends? What words would you choose? Did you “have” to cancel, or did you “choose” to flake out? Did the “night kick your ass” or did know how it was going to end before it started?

I’m not angry, but let’s call it what it is, am I right?


27 Dec | W
Warm-up | 3x
Banded RDLs x 8 ea
Banded rows x 10 ea
Windmills x 5 ea @30#
Pistols x 2 ea

Work |
A. 5x:
Row x 2:00
PUs x 5
Scap PUs x 10
B1. Push-ups 5 x 5 + KBS x 5 [1:00] (60#)
B2. RDLs x 10 [1:00] (55#ers)
C. Hanging knee raise 3 x 15 [:30] (15, 10+5, 5+5+1+1+1+1+1)

29 Dec | F
Warm-up | 3x
Messed around with TGU variations x 10:00

Work |
A. Stairs x 15:00
B. Bike x 15:00
C. 5x:
Farmer carry x 30m (55/60#)
SA OH carry x 30m ea
BU carry x 30m (25#)
Hollow rocks x :15
D. Stairs x 10:00

30 Dec | Sa
Warm-up | 3x
Slam balls x 7 @ 20#
Monster walks x 10 ea direction
Barbell rows x 7

Work |
A. Bike x 20:00
B. 4x:
Hip extensions x 10 (10#)
RNT x 5 ea
BS x 5
C. BS 5 x 5 [3:00] (3@145, 150, 155#)
D. 1-1/4 FS 3 x 5 [1:30] (105#)
E. (Cable?) Pallof press 3 x 20 reps (20#)

Stretch | 13:00

31 Dec | Su
Mobility | 3x
Wall slides x 10
Bird dogs x 10 ea
Popes x 12 ea

Work | [From the archives]
A1. SL KB RDL 3 x 10 ea (40, 45, 45#)
A2. SA KB snatch x 3 ea KB goblet squat x 6 @ 33×1 (35#)
A3. KBS x 15 (45#)
B. DL 5 x 3 [3:00] (195, 200, 3@ 205#)
C. Snatch-grip RDL 3 x 10 [2:00] (105#)
D. Marching pallofs 4 x 20 [1:00] (5#)

Stretch | Home yoga

01 Jan | M
Boulder Canyon Trail – The Sups | 10 mi


W | Grip was donezo by C.

F | Shoulder wasn’t feeling good getting the KB in the overhead position on part C, so modified with bottoms-up carries. Dang, carries are no joke. Upped the levels on the stairs on the final round.

Sa | Squats felt good, though it took a little work to get my flexors to stop trying to do all the work. Got it done though. Those buck twenty-fivers… fuck that’s a lot of time under tension. Burrrrrrn.

Su | The notes from the last time I did this workout reflect that part A really fatigued my back. Same same today, though I modified A2 because of this angry shoulder of mine. Here’s some footage (ne’rmind the phone faceplant at the beginning there):

Deadlifts felt good; laughed at myself trying to rationalize why I should just stay at 195#… Was mindful of the glute engagement during the RDLs. Those marching pallofs are nuts. Lots of head-shaking. 

Dropping the Anvil

“Results are obtained by exploiting opportunities, not by solving problems.” – Peter F. Drucker

banded anvils

Have, Do, Be >>> Tim Ferriss with Terry Crews

One “truth” dropped in the podcast episode up there that’s resonating with me right now is the idea that we truly do get what we want in life. The argument being, if you wanted something different (than you have) you would change it.

I’ve been carrying a metaphorical anvil around with me for a while now… easily 4 years. Yes. Years. What started as a tool that shaped me slowly evolved into a load holding me back; one I carried by choice. I’m finally dropping that anvil and seeing where it takes me. Fuck, I might end up flung off a cliff, but hey, at least I won’t be holding that fucking anvil.

What’s your anvil look like? What keeps you holding on?


19 Dec | Tu
Warm-up | 3x
Slam balls x 5
Wall walk x 1
DUs x 30

Work |
A. TGUs x 15:00
B. Barbell EMOM
C. KB EMOM

20 Dec | W
Workout |
A. Bike x 20:00
B. 4x:
Hip extensions x 10 (10#)
RNT x 5 ea (@3111)
BS x 5
C. BS 5 x 5 [3:00] (3@145, 2@155#)
D. FS 3 x 5 [1:30] (115, 125#)
E. Wall-pressing dead bugs 3 x 20 [:30]

Bonus round | 3x
Bicep curls x 10 [1:00] (20#ers)
Tricep push-downs x 15 [1:00] (20#)

23 Dec | Sa
Mobility | 3x
Wall slides x 10
Cossacks x 10 ea
SA plank x :20 ea
Hanging leg raise x 10

Work |
A. Bike x 20:00
B. 5x:
Sled push x 30m (+135#)
Farmers carry x 30m (55/60#)
KB snatch x 5 ea (35#)
C. Stairs x 15:00
D. Row x 10:00

24 Dec | Su
Mobilizer | 3x
Shoulder CARs x 3 ea
Bird dogs x 12 ea
Prone y raise x 10
TVAs x 15

Work |
A. Stairs x 15:00 Bike x 20:00
B. 3x:
RDL x 5
Press x 5
Good morning x 5
C. [+lbs] DL 5 x 4 [3:00] (185, 2@195, 2@200#)
D. Snatch-grip RDL 3 x 8 [1:30] (95, 105, 110#)
E. Zercher squats 3 x 7 [1:30] (95, 100, 105#)

Stretch | 15:00

26 Dec | Tu
Warm-up | Holbert Trail @ S Mtn

Work|
A. Stairs x 15:00
B. 3x:
RDL x 5
Good morning x 5
BS x 5
C. FS 5 x 5 [3:00] (125, 130, 3@135#)
D. Close-grip cable row (lat-pull downs?) 4 x 12 [1:30] (75, 3@85#)

Stretch | 7:00


Tu | Totally let my emotions get in my way workout. Faaack. What did you learn…? 

W | Oh those barbell head games. Building confidence…

Sa | Enjoyed the sesh; that sled combo got my heart pumping. Bruised up my wrists really good on the snatches; evidentally, I need to work on my form.

Su | Really feeling the zercher squats these days. The stairs were occupied so I hit the wheels instead. Things felt good, and slept really good.

When you bake (uh, and sample!) cookies all day, so you do a quick check to see if you’ve got gainz yet…
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Tu | Dang those front squats felt strong. Felt fatigue in my mid—back. Added 10# on the close-grip lat pull-downs and fuuuuuh… that made all the difference #leanback

Altered States

“There is a pleasure in the pathless woods,
There is a rapture on the lonely shore,
There is society, where none intrudes,
By the deep Sea, and music in its roar:
I love not Man the less, but Nature more.”
–Lord Byron, “Childe Harold’s Pilgrimage”

but first the chonies
But first, hand over them thermal skins

Changed my state this weekend >>> Your brain on nature


02 Oct | M
Work |
A. Row x 15:00 Stepmill x 20:00
B. 5x:
KB FR carry x 20m (35/40#)
Sled push x 20m (+90#)
SL hip bridge x 15 ea (elevated)
C. Bike x 20:00

03 Oct | Tu
Mobility | 3x
Elbow plank + fwd tap x 10 ea
Cossacks x 8 ea
TVAs x 15

Warm-up | 3x
Bike x 1:00
WB x 7
Push-ups x 5

Work |
A1. DB bench 4 x 10 (30#) [right into]
A2. Pull-up machina x 10 (2@ 48, 2@ 48/54#) [1:30]
B. Bench 5 sets @22×1 5,5,3,3,2 (75, 75, 75, 80. 85#) [3:00]
C1. BTN seated press 3 x 5 (50, 50, 55#) [1:00]
C2. Chinese row x 10 ea (20#) [1:00]
D. Hanging bent-knee raise 3 x 8 (hetero-leg) [1:00]

Stretch | 12:00

04 Oct | W
Get a lil sweaty | 3x
Row x 1:00
Banded RDLs x 8 e
DUs x 30

Work |
A. Deficit Deads (25# plate) 5 x 2 (185, 4@ 195#) [3:00]
B. HPC x 2 + PP x 1 x 10 sets (7@ 105, 3@110#) [2:00]
C1. Back squat 3 x 5 @70% (130#) [right into]
C2. GH hip extension x 10 [1:30]

Stretch | 10:00

07 Oct | Sa
Inner Basin to Weatherford Trail
8.8 mi

08 Oct | Su
Mobility | 3x
Cossacks x 10 ea
Prone y x 10
Glute press x 10
Reverse curl-ups x 10

Warm-up | 3x
Row x 1:00
Slam balls x 7 @ 20#
KBS x 7 @ 40#

Work | From the archives
A. TGUs 3 x 3 ea (40, 45, 50-55-60#)
B. Reverse zerchers 3 x 8 ea (75, 80, 80#) [1:00 btwn legs]
C1. SA DB Z press 4 x 6 ea (25#) [right into]
C2. Dbl DB row x 8 @2113 (25#) [1:30]

Stretch | 10:00


M | Subbed the stepmill for the erg because of hip flexion. Right side bugging a little from the move. Part B: I see what you did there. Booty burning by the last 5 reps of hip bridges. I would like to conduct a test. Remove all the TVs from the globo and see what occurs…

Tu | Dang starting with pull-ups = prefatigued. BTN press felt stronger than anticipated. Typically aren’t those harder from a seated position than from standing, no? This whole workout was a good practice in preventing straining neck face.

W | An hour of barbell fun! Deficit deadlifts felt really good; why do those weights feel so much easier standing on plate? More/different muscle recruitment? The push press was the limiting factor on the second part, and after all those pull-ups on Tuesday, it’s hard to straighten my arms today. The squats felt solid. No GHD to Roman extensions.

Sa | Favorite.

As you approach the point where Inner Basin Trail hooks up to the Weatherford Trail you get a pretty sweet view – from top down The Grand Canyon, Sunset Crater, Sugarloaf Peak, The Fairy-tail Forest.

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Su | Feeling a little hungover from my nature high, and a lack of sleep. But more than worth the exchange. Rolled through an oldie but a goodie. That part C was…

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Herd

 

Gravity Facts

 

“You can’t start a fire, Worrying about your little world falling apart.” -The Boss

how is yous

Continuing down the multitudes of you, you, you path I seem to be meandering, some recent questions were fired up from Hidden Brain. This week’s episode was a little bland – I struggled to relate to the real life examples they gave – but there were still some meaty bites in there.

The first piece I’ve been chewing on is called Odyssey Planning. Essentially, it’s developing 3 completely different variations of your 5-year plan, and then using those articulated alternatives to take action in a new direction. Again, combating this idea that there is one path, one plan, one self. I like it.

The other spark was that of “gravity problems” – problems that we get stuck on that really aren’t problems at all:

“If it’s not actionable, it’s not a problem, it’s a circumstance. Once you accept your gravity problem as, in fact, not a problem but a circumstance – maybe a difficult one, maybe a heart-breaking one – but just a fact, you free yourself to go do something you can do.” -Dave Evans, Designing Your Life

What would the titles of your three Odyssey Plans be? Do you have any gravity facts weighing you down?

Facts of Life from Jo Polniaczek


29 Aug | Tu
Mobility | 3x
Wall slides x 10
Bird dogs x 12 ea
TVAs x 15

Warm-up | 3x
TGUs x 2 ea @ 40, 45, 50#

Work |
A1. Seated SA press 5 x 8 ea (2 @27.5, 3 @25#)
A2. Cable row x 10 (70, 4 @60#) [1:00]
C1. Tricep (cable?) push-downs 4 x 15 (3 @40, 30#) [1:00]
C2. Hammer curls x 20 (10#) [1:00]
B. Concentric bench 5 x 5 (75, 3 @85, 90#) [3:00]
D. Easy bike x 15:00

31 Aug | Th
Mobility | 3x
GA squats x 10
Scap press x 10
Popes x 15 ea

Warm-up | 3x
KB things x 5 ea: goblet – swing – SA swing – snatch – RTW – RDL

Work |
A. Row x 20:00 (4505m)
B. Wall walks 4 x 3 [2:00]
C1. Farmers carry 5 x 20m (50# KBs)
C2. Wall-pressing dead bugs x 20
C3. Cossack lunges x 5 ea OHWL x 10

Stretch | 15:00

01 Sept | F
Mobility | 3x
SL elev hip bridge x 12 ea
Prone Y raise x 16
Monster walks x 10 ea

Work |
A. Bike x 20:00
B. TGUs x 16 (4 ea @40, 45, 50, 60#)
C1. Hip extensions 3 x 8
C2. Reverse DB fly x 12 (10, 2 @12.5#) [1:00]

Stretch-ish | 15:00

02 Sept | Sa
Work | Snatch Sesh @ DTP HQ
A. Snatch balance complex – 4 sets:
Pressing snatch balance x 2 (45, 55, 65, 65#)
Heaving snatch balance x 2 (65, 65, 75, 75#)
Snatch balance x 1 (80#)
B. Snatch high-pull 3 x 3 [across] (100#)
C. Segmented snatch 5 x 3 [build] (3 @75#, 2 @80#)

03 Sept | Su
Mobility | 3x
Hip hikes x 15 ea
Wall rotation + slides x 10
Side clammie hold x :20 ea

Warm-up | 3x
Banded RDLs x 8 ea
DUs x 30
DLs x 3

Work |
C. Deadlifts 5 x 3 build (185, 190, 195, 200, 195#) [2:00]
D. Reverse Zercher lunges 3 x 5 ea (85#) [1:00]
A. Shoulder CARs 3 x 5ea
B. Hip CARs 3 x 5 ea

Stretch Home yoga | 20:00

04 Sept | M
Warm-up | 3x
Row x 1:00
KBS x 10
SA KB snatch x 5 ea

Work |
A. Barbell complex x 5 sets: (BB only)
Row x 5
RDL x 5
FS x 5
Kang x 5
B. Cleans 10 x 2 building [2:00]
C. Good mornings 3 x 10 [1:30]
B/C. 3x:
Suitcase carry x 30m ea (50#)
XO step-ups x 10 ea
Handstand stills x max
D. Knee extension machina 3 x 12 (70#) [1:00]

Handstand play + stretch | 15:ish


Tu | Feeling really good post hike. Sore in the calves hips a little bit. Rearranged the workout sequence because they need more racks at Globo Mountain. Hammer curls: burn like a MF in the bi’s and make for veiny arms. Failed on the very last rep of the bench press; was a solid 5s iso hold.

Th | The row time passed surprisingly quick; really focused on my form – not cheating the release. Wall walks are still fun; performed the last 2 unbroken in an effort to better my first “step”. Cossacks didn’t feel great on the right side; not painful, just still feeling some fatigue from The Hump, so I subbed overhead walking variety.

F | Is there an advantage to using an incline bench for reverse flies? I just do them bent over… Bike felt really great. As did the get-ups. A nice session to head into the weekend with.

Sa | Kept it light and speedy on the snatch sesh, as it’s been a while. Things felt good. The last half of C my flexors were trying to be glutes, and made the last set power snatches for that reason. I need a glute switch. Some delicious post-workout hammie quivers – washed down with a burger and strawberry malt with the crew at Joe’s Farm Grill (which was also delicious! And holy smokes – those trees! <3).

Su | The weight felt smooth until that last attempted rep at 200#, and then they all felt harder. Not moving that datum much, but feel great – all three H’s – so, I say, “so what”.  

M | As I worked through the barbell complex my low back didn’t loosen up at all; it was feeling really sore when I ran the roller across it in warm-up and I noticed how tight it was whilst on the AM dog walk sesh. It was an easy call to scrap B & C for some recovery work.

The Forecast

“The man who has anticipated the coming of troubles take away their power when they arrive.” – Seneca

treasure trouble
One human’s trouble is another human’s treasure

This week’s closing Q&A (the last 20:00-ish) from The Aussies – I liked it. Maybe I just like hearing how other people have learned to communicate with people more effectively. I bet one way would be writing better blog posts that this one… Hmm. There’s also lots of content on accessory work if you are, in fact, having thigh/lat/CrossFit troubles.


25 July | Tu
Mobility | 3x
Scap press x 10
Bird dogs x 12 ea
SA plank x :20 ea

Warm-up | 3x
Wall ball x 7
KBS x 7
Ring rows x 7

Workout | From the archives
A1. SA DB press 5 x 5 (30, 35, 4@30#) [1:00]
A2. SA Chinese row x 10 ea (22.5#) [1:00]
B. EMOM x 10:00: KBS x 7 (60#) + push-ups x 5
C. Bike x 24:00

Stretch | 15:00

26 July | W
Mobility | 3x
Wall slides x 10
GA squats x 10
TVAs x 15
Popes x 15 ea

Warm-up | 3x
Row x 1:00
Slam ball x 7 @20#
AYTs x 5 ea

Workout | Fave
A1. Back squats 10 x 4 (135#) [1:00]
A2. Wall runs x 10 ea [1:00]
B1. SL KB RDL x 10 ea (45, 4@50#) [1:00]
B2. SA KB snatch x 5 ea (40, 4@45#)
C. 5x: KBS x 15 + DUs x 30

28 July | F
Mobility | 3x
Hip hikes x 12 ea
Prone Y raise x 12
Reaching dead bugs x 1:00

Warm-up | 3x
TGU x 3 ea (worked up to 60#)

Work |
A. Bike x 30:00

B. 5x:
HSW
Cossack x 10 ea
SL hip bridge (oops, did thrusts) x 10 ea (15#)
C. Bike x 10:00 Step Mill
D. Shoulder CARs

29 July | Sa
Warm-up | 3x
Row x 1:00
KB SA swing – snatch – RDL x 5 ea
Slam ball x 7 @20#

Work |
A. GH hip extension 3 x 12 [as req’d]
B1. DL 4 x 3 (185, 195, 205, 200#) [1:00]<
B2. DB push press x 8 (2@27.5, 2@30#) [2:00]
C. Clean 10 x 2 (95, 105, 2@115, 2@125, 3@130, 135#)
D1. Good girls 3 x 10 (60#) [as req’d]
D2. Bad girls x 10 (50#) [as req’d]
E. [Cable] Pallof press 3 x 20 ea (35, 2@40#)

Stretch | 20:00

Su | Geronimo Loop Hike


Tu | Rolled through. Lats felt nice and “on”. 

W | Some seriously sore abs heading into the gym. Had to do some mindset work getting present while mobilizing, but it did the trick. Might also have been the slam balls. Did this one a little lighter than the last time with the 135# BS, but all the movements felt solid. Upped the lbs on B. Ran out of time for part C. That’s not true. I dropped part C because I was spent after B AND wanted to eat dinner before 10p. 

F | That was fun. Maybe fucked up on the hip bridges… thrusts… A little unclear on the difference between the two. Will have that figured out for next times. The cossack lunges – really felt those. I’ve been working on my yoga handstands – trying to hold a handstand solid and in one place so I can try to learn some new positions – so subbed holds for walks. The bike reps kinda bugged one of my quads after 30 min so I wrapped up the cardio with the step mill. 

Sa | Very sore in the glutes and thighs. Not the hottest day with the barbell; coming out of the bottom of the clean was harder than usual. Though it’s been a while so, I didn’t stress about it. Footage – not necessarily good sets – but depicts how it went:

Su |

FHC on Sunyay
The Phoenix: under clouds and 90°

Terms & Conditions

“I think there are many ways to live a good life. And that life looks very different for different people.” –Unknown

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More terms here

Save your breath, friends… I know you’d do the same for me.


17 June | Sa
Mobility | 3x
SL elev HB x 10 ea
SA plank x :20 ea
Banded clammies x 12 ea
Monstuh walks x 10 ea way

Warm-up | 3x
Wall ballin’ x 10
Ring row x 8
Reverse curl-ups x 10

Work |
A1. Bottoms up TGU 3 x 3 ea (25, 30(L), 25, 30#)
A2. Quad hip extension x :20 ea [as req’d]
B1. GHR [roman chair] 3 x 10 [RI]
B2. RNT rev lunge x 10 ea @3111 [1:00]
C. Back squat 6 x 3 @22×1 (125, 2@135, 2@145, 150#) [3:00]
D. KB front rack lunges 3 x 8 ea (30# KBs) [1:00]

Stretch | 10:00

18 June | Su
Mobility | 3x
Shoulder CARs x 3 ea
Wall slides x 10
GA squats x 10
Pope presses x 3 @ 4 breaths

Warm-up | 2x
Samurai squats x 5 ea @ 30#
SA press x 5 ea

Work | [The booty burn]
A. Row x 20:00
B. Bike x 25:00
C. 5x:
Step-ups x 5 ea
SA OH carry w/ suitcase carry x 20 m ea  (3@35/45, 2@30/45#)
FLR x :30

Stretch x 10:00

19 June | M
Warm-up | 3x
KBS + goblet squat + SA swing + snatch + RDL x 5 ea

Work |
A. 5x:
BB Press x 10 @33×1
Singles x 30
Monster walks x 10 ea
B. BTN press 5 x 5 @4112 (45, 50, 55,50, 50#) [2:00]
C1. SA DB bench press 4 x 10 (27.5, 25#) [RI]
C2. SA [seated] cable row x 6 @ 21×3 (30#) [1:00?]
D1. [SA?] DB snatch 4 x 6 ea (40#) [RI]
D2. Slam ball x 5 (20#) [1:00]

Handstands | 10:00

20 June | Tu
Mobility | 2x
Cossack lunges x 8 ea
Scap press x 10
Reaching dead bugs x 20
Pistol + hold x 3 ea

Work |
A. Bike x 30:00
B. 5x: (+/- 10:00)
Bear crawl x 20m
Windmills x 5 ea (35#)
SUs x 30
C. Leg extensions 3 x 15 (70#) [1:00]
C. Hip extensions [roman chair] 3 x 12 [1:00]
D. Prone hammie curls 3 x 10 (50, 60, 55#) [1:00]


Sa | Sometimes smaller is nice – at least when it comes to weight increments of the KBs. Feel the burn of the RNT lunges in my adductors and quads – is that the goal? After all the BS the lunges were intense, despite having lighter KBs than I’d typically grab. The only matching pair of KBs at Globo Mountain Ballpark Edition are the 30s; the struggle is that the 35# DBs have enormous head. Not sure how I’m gonna rack that… But I am sure I can figure it out.

Su | The row was surprisingly zen, and fuck did it burn my booty. Lots of fatigue in my really low back – more so on the right side. The mulitifidus? Not sure which muscles they actually are, but on the map of human anatomy that’s the region I’d point to.

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Dropped down the OH carry weight on the last two rounds as I was doing the neck strain thing #traptivated Felt really good sashaying out of the gym into the blast oven of the desert.

M | BTNs are crazy: feel all the activation, then dead stop fail. No mas! The DB snatch movement pattern is getting smoother as I’m finding it easier to keep shoulders and hips in alignment. Why does Globo Mountain Ballpark Edition have ONE slam balls, but 102 options of wall and medicine ball – which are both referred to as the latter?

Tu | Bike made me sweaty. Silent bear crawls fatigued e’rything. Some confusion on terms left me doing two “C” rounds. NBD