The Forecast

“The man who has anticipated the coming of troubles take away their power when they arrive.” – Seneca

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One human’s trouble is another human’s treasure

This week’s closing Q&A (the last 20:00-ish) from The Aussies – I liked it. Maybe I just like hearing how other people have learned to communicate with people more effectively. I bet one way would be writing better blog posts that this one… Hmm. There’s also lots of content on accessory work if you are, in fact, having thigh/lat/CrossFit troubles.


25 July | Tu
Mobility | 3x
Scap press x 10
Bird dogs x 12 ea
SA plank x :20 ea

Warm-up | 3x
Wall ball x 7
KBS x 7
Ring rows x 7

Workout | From the archives
A1. SA DB press 5 x 5 (30, 35, 4@30#) [1:00]
A2. SA Chinese row x 10 ea (22.5#) [1:00]
B. EMOM x 10:00: KBS x 7 (60#) + push-ups x 5
C. Bike x 24:00

Stretch | 15:00

26 July | W
Mobility | 3x
Wall slides x 10
GA squats x 10
TVAs x 15
Popes x 15 ea

Warm-up | 3x
Row x 1:00
Slam ball x 7 @20#
AYTs x 5 ea

Workout | Fave
A1. Back squats 10 x 4 (135#) [1:00]
A2. Wall runs x 10 ea [1:00]
B1. SL KB RDL x 10 ea (45, 4@50#) [1:00]
B2. SA KB snatch x 5 ea (40, 4@45#)
C. 5x: KBS x 15 + DUs x 30

28 July | F
Mobility | 3x
Hip hikes x 12 ea
Prone Y raise x 12
Reaching dead bugs x 1:00

Warm-up | 3x
TGU x 3 ea (worked up to 60#)

Work |
A. Bike x 30:00

B. 5x:
HSW
Cossack x 10 ea
SL hip bridge (oops, did thrusts) x 10 ea (15#)
C. Bike x 10:00 Step Mill
D. Shoulder CARs

29 July | Sa
Warm-up | 3x
Row x 1:00
KB SA swing – snatch – RDL x 5 ea
Slam ball x 7 @20#

Work |
A. GH hip extension 3 x 12 [as req’d]
B1. DL 4 x 3 (185, 195, 205, 200#) [1:00]<
B2. DB push press x 8 (2@27.5, 2@30#) [2:00]
C. Clean 10 x 2 (95, 105, 2@115, 2@125, 3@130, 135#)
D1. Good girls 3 x 10 (60#) [as req’d]
D2. Bad girls x 10 (50#) [as req’d]
E. [Cable] Pallof press 3 x 20 ea (35, 2@40#)

Stretch | 20:00

Su | Geronimo Loop Hike


Tu | Rolled through. Lats felt nice and “on”. 

W | Some seriously sore abs heading into the gym. Had to do some mindset work getting present while mobilizing, but it did the trick. Might also have been the slam balls. Did this one a little lighter than the last time with the 135# BS, but all the movements felt solid. Upped the lbs on B. Ran out of time for part C. That’s not true. I dropped part C because I was spent after B AND wanted to eat dinner before 10p. 

F | That was fun. Maybe fucked up on the hip bridges… thrusts… A little unclear on the difference between the two. Will have that figured out for next times. The cossack lunges – really felt those. I’ve been working on my yoga handstands – trying to hold a handstand solid and in one place so I can try to learn some new positions – so subbed holds for walks. The bike reps kinda bugged one of my quads after 30 min so I wrapped up the cardio with the step mill. 

Sa | Very sore in the glutes and thighs. Not the hottest day with the barbell; coming out of the bottom of the clean was harder than usual. Though it’s been a while so, I didn’t stress about it. Footage – not necessarily good sets – but depicts how it went:

Su |

FHC on Sunyay
The Phoenix: under clouds and 90°

Terms & Conditions

“I think there are many ways to live a good life. And that life looks very different for different people.” –Unknown

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More terms here

Save your breath, friends… I know you’d do the same for me.


17 June | Sa
Mobility | 3x
SL elev HB x 10 ea
SA plank x :20 ea
Banded clammies x 12 ea
Monstuh walks x 10 ea way

Warm-up | 3x
Wall ballin’ x 10
Ring row x 8
Reverse curl-ups x 10

Work |
A1. Bottoms up TGU 3 x 3 ea (25, 30(L), 25, 30#)
A2. Quad hip extension x :20 ea [as req’d]
B1. GHR [roman chair] 3 x 10 [RI]
B2. RNT rev lunge x 10 ea @3111 [1:00]
C. Back squat 6 x 3 @22×1 (125, 2@135, 2@145, 150#) [3:00]
D. KB front rack lunges 3 x 8 ea (30# KBs) [1:00]

Stretch | 10:00

18 June | Su
Mobility | 3x
Shoulder CARs x 3 ea
Wall slides x 10
GA squats x 10
Pope presses x 3 @ 4 breaths

Warm-up | 2x
Samurai squats x 5 ea @ 30#
SA press x 5 ea

Work | [The booty burn]
A. Row x 20:00
B. Bike x 25:00
C. 5x:
Step-ups x 5 ea
SA OH carry w/ suitcase carry x 20 m ea  (3@35/45, 2@30/45#)
FLR x :30

Stretch x 10:00

19 June | M
Warm-up | 3x
KBS + goblet squat + SA swing + snatch + RDL x 5 ea

Work |
A. 5x:
BB Press x 10 @33×1
Singles x 30
Monster walks x 10 ea
B. BTN press 5 x 5 @4112 (45, 50, 55,50, 50#) [2:00]
C1. SA DB bench press 4 x 10 (27.5, 25#) [RI]
C2. SA [seated] cable row x 6 @ 21×3 (30#) [1:00?]
D1. [SA?] DB snatch 4 x 6 ea (40#) [RI]
D2. Slam ball x 5 (20#) [1:00]

Handstands | 10:00

20 June | Tu
Mobility | 2x
Cossack lunges x 8 ea
Scap press x 10
Reaching dead bugs x 20
Pistol + hold x 3 ea

Work |
A. Bike x 30:00
B. 5x: (+/- 10:00)
Bear crawl x 20m
Windmills x 5 ea (35#)
SUs x 30
C. Leg extensions 3 x 15 (70#) [1:00]
C. Hip extensions [roman chair] 3 x 12 [1:00]
D. Prone hammie curls 3 x 10 (50, 60, 55#) [1:00]


Sa | Sometimes smaller is nice – at least when it comes to weight increments of the KBs. Feel the burn of the RNT lunges in my adductors and quads – is that the goal? After all the BS the lunges were intense, despite having lighter KBs than I’d typically grab. The only matching pair of KBs at Globo Mountain Ballpark Edition are the 30s; the struggle is that the 35# DBs have enormous head. Not sure how I’m gonna rack that… But I am sure I can figure it out.

Su | The row was surprisingly zen, and fuck did it burn my booty. Lots of fatigue in my really low back – more so on the right side. The mulitifidus? Not sure which muscles they actually are, but on the map of human anatomy that’s the region I’d point to.

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Dropped down the OH carry weight on the last two rounds as I was doing the neck strain thing #traptivated Felt really good sashaying out of the gym into the blast oven of the desert.

M | BTNs are crazy: feel all the activation, then dead stop fail. No mas! The DB snatch movement pattern is getting smoother as I’m finding it easier to keep shoulders and hips in alignment. Why does Globo Mountain Ballpark Edition have ONE slam balls, but 102 options of wall and medicine ball – which are both referred to as the latter?

Tu | Bike made me sweaty. Silent bear crawls fatigued e’rything. Some confusion on terms left me doing two “C” rounds. NBD

 

Null and Voids

“Every day I wonder how many things I am dead wrong about.” -Jim Harrison

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Sometimes the podcast that begins as a mere soundtrack for dinner prep ends up covering the kitchen white board. This one was like that for me. Robb Wolf has commented that science is like a sign reading, “until further notice…” – with a pause at the “end” there, not a period. What have you changed positions on? What are you holding out on? Why?


12 June | M
Mobility | 3x
SL adductor squat x 10
Scap press x 10
TVAs x 15

Work |
A1. DUs 3 x 30
A2. SA OH carry x 20m ea (45#) [:15]
A3. Dbl KB RDL x 8 (35#) [:15]
A4. [SA] DB snatch x 8 ea (35#) [:15 btwn sides]
B. Seated hamstring curls 3 x 10 12 (80,85,85#) [1:00]
C. Bike x 40:00 (7.2 mi)

Stretch | 15:00

13 June | Tu
Warm-up | 3x
Row x 1:00
KBS – SA KBS – Sn – RDL x 5 ea
Slam ball x 5 @ 20#

Work |
A. SL glute bridge hold 3 x :30 ea [:30]
B. GHD hip extensions 3 x 10 [1:00]
C. 10x: HPC x 2 [subbed TC for second rep] + FS x 1 (2@105, 3@115, 5@125#) [2:00]
D. Zercher rev lunge 3 x 5 ea (85#) [1:00]

Stretch | 10:00

14 June | W
Mobility | 3x
Prone y raise x 10
Bird dogs x 10
Hollow rock x :30
Scorpions x 5 ea

Warm-up | 3x
TGUs (35, 45, 50, 60#) 

Work | Double EMOM
A. EMOM x 20:00, rotating:
DL x 3 (185#)
BTN push press x 3 (95#)
B. EMOM x 10:00, rotating:
Don’t-be-a-douche-bags (Seated cable rows) x 10 (50,3@60#)
DUs x 30

Stretch | 15:00


M | The lack of awareness at the globo is amazing. I’m learning that in order to claim my turf and equipment it’s gotta be something like a cereal box fortress.

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First line of defense: leave yo shit e’rywhere. And you don’t even have to pick up after yourself

DUs were not my best; gonna blame the turf… and my traps. The gams felt a little fatigued -from the Sunday hike, I would wager. Kept my heart rate right around 128-130 BPM during the bike work.

Tu | The GB holds are revealing – oh look how that hip wants to drop, how that quad wants to take over the work, how you want to press that hand into the floor… Also noted how much harder hip extensions are than GHRs. I can easily bang out 12-15 reps with a plate with the GHRs. The last 2 reps of 10 on the body weight extensions take focus not to cheat.

The barbell work was fun and felt good. Changed the second hang to a tall clean. I let the etiquette (what etiquette?) at the globo get to me a little bit, but working on just walking the walk and letting that shit go. The Zercher work always brings the burn.

W| I can always throw in some bicep curls if I feel like bro-ing out, si? #accessorize My plan was to try to perform the DLs at 205# – they’ve been feeling strong, especially the push through the floor. But Tuesday’s workout was in full effect, thus the lighter load.

Your Mom

“A long time ago I learned not to explain things to people. It misleads them into thinking they’re entitled to know everything I do.” – Lisa Kleypas

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I think ‘your mom’ falls on the efficient axis (would we call that “easy”…?), but in the event you have a stiff crowd, here are some better ways to end a conversation.

Or you can shut it down before the conversation begins by soliciting someone for complimentary professional assistance via Instagram message, without so much as an introductory, ‘hello’. True story.

Complaining: another way to end it.


28 May | Su
Mobility | 3x
GA squat x 10
Monster walks x 10 ea direction
SA plank x :20

Warm-up | 3x
Row x 1:00
KB: swing – snatch – RDL
Slam ball x 5 @20#

Work |
A. SL Glute bridge hold [bench] 3 x :30 ea [:30]
B. GHD hip extensions 3 x 10
C. Power clean 10 x 2 (2@115, 2@125, 3@130, 2@135, 130#) [2:00]
D. SL RDL 3 x 10 ea (44, 44, 53#)

29 May | M
Warm-up | 3x
KB things @ 35#
BB RDL – PU row – BTN press x 5 ea
DUs x 20

Work | [Second favorite kind of cardio]
A. 10 x 3 ea (2@65, 8@75#) [1:00]
RDL – Hang power snatch – Back squat – BTN push press
B. EMOM x 10:00, rotating: (12:00)
Bench x 3 (4@80, 2@85#)
DUs x 30 (all UB except the bonus round)

Super stretch | 20:00

30 May | Tu
Mobility | 3x
Wall slides x 10
Bird doggies x 10 ea
Elbow plank + fwd reach x 10
Pope clammies x 15 ea

Warm-up | Swung around a 40# KB

Work | [Archive + mod]
A. Bike x 20:00
B. Row x 10:00 (only about 3:00 with my eyes closed)
C. 5x: (NFT, but… 10:15)
Goblet squat x 6 @33×1 (40#)
Jump lunge x 10
Wall walk + taps x 10

Stretch | 10:00


Su | Pre-gamed my workout with some Postino action with The Engineer and The Scientist. Maybe a little too close to my training, but look, I survived. Not my best workout, but a good burn – no pain. Adjusted the GHD machine following filming and found a better position. Hip extensions are way harder than the GHRs. I left my lifters on for the RDLs, and ooh did they make those feel nice!

M | Oh man, I really liked A, though it surprised me with how much it got me breathing. I was shooting for 5 sets at 85, which did not happen. The limiter was the hang power snatch. My technique felt decent, but I could not get a grip on the barbell. There were lots of bodies in the gym and it was pretty humid in there. Is that an excuse or an explanation…? Need to get myself a fanny pack for chalk. I was satisfied with how everything felt and my DUs were smooth and speedy, which seems to be a good indication that the body – or at least the CNS – is happy (okay, rested).

Tu | Really felt the row in the flutes. Part C had me sucking wind pretty good. Was accidentally an asshole in the turf area when a dude impeded my clearly demarcated area rather than picking up equipment that someone left that was in his way. I think I threw some shade as I took 15 seconds to move said equipment so he could monster walk further than 3” away from me. I’ve been calling these oblivious fuckers “landmines” in my head, but I am beginning to think I should call them “triggers”… 

Inspired Curiosity

 “… When you just sit in silence the wind blows through you, the sun shines in you and you realize you are not your body, you are everything.” -Anita Krizzan

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What’s your favorite color? But shouldn’t it be called the Emotion Wheel?

I’ve been crushing on all things Training Think Tank this week. Despite not giving the slightest of fucks about The CrossFit Games myself, their series The Road to The Games 2017 is entertaining and an excellent source of laughs and gym jams. (And where I eyed the Feeling Wheel for the first time, pinned up behind Max’s desk, which inspired some curiosity on this end – what’s that about and why is it so prominently placed…?) I have been such a groupie that I maybe even bought a tank to rep at Globo Mountain. Future selfie.

In that light, I share with you this episode of The Aussies, interviewing the Mastermind behind TTT, Max-El Haag. They cover aspects of training, like stepping away from the barbell and doing weird shit in order to get better with the barbell (#globocycle), intensity as a distraction and why staying present in your movement is so fucking hard, and lessons on nutrition (I’ll leave you to discover that gem of a quote on your own). But my favorite parts on the conversation were on the other stuff – on training beyond the body, and on not compromising your own nature and instead figuring out how it can serve you.

 “I don’t want that to be true; how do I make that not true tomorrow?” -Max El-Haag

What are you training today?


17 May | W
Mobiilty | 2x
Single-leg elev hip bridges x 10 ea
Elbow plank + fwd tap x 10 ea
Pope clammies x 15 ea

Warm-up | 2x
Wall balls x 10
KBS x 7
KB press x 5 ea
KB RDL x 7 ea

Work | [So Much Yes]
A1. TGUs 4 x 3 ea (35, 40, 45, 50#); Rest x :30
A2. Doggie hip ext. holds x :15 ea; Rest x :30
B1. GHR [roman chair] 3 x 10 ( – ,10,10#); Right into
B2. RNT rev lunge x 10 ea @3111; Resss x 1:00
C. Back squat 5 x 3 @22×1 (115, 125, 125, 135, 140#); Rest x 3:00
D. KB FR lunge 3 x 10 ea (30#ers); Rest x 1:00


18 May | Th

Warm-up | 2x
Wall walk x 2
KB things

Work | 5x:
Single-arm KB carry x 25m ea (2 OH @45#, 3 SC #60#)
Deadlift x 5 @165#
Handstand holds x 3
Row x 1:00

Stretch | 10:00

20 May | Sa
Mobilize It | 3x
GA squat x 10
Scap press x 10
Pope clammies x 15
Pistol holds x :15 ea

Get Toasty | 3x
Row x 1:00
DUs x 20
Palms-up BB row x 8

Work | [Assembled from the archives]
A1. DB RDLs 5 x 8 (55, 60, 60, 65, 65#); Rest x 1:00
A2. Captains x 20; Rest x 1:00
B. Seated cable rows 4 x 10 (60#); Rest x 1:00
C. Seated hammies 3 x 10 (70, 75, 80#); Rest x 1:00
D. EMOM x 10:00 KBS x 7 (60#) + push-ups x 5

Stretch | 15:00


W | Um, get-ups and back squats. Not sure it gets much more up my alley than that. Really had fun with this workout. The most awkward of the session award goes to RNT lunges; that 3s drop be trick-aaay. I was really happy with how the back squats felt; no bad pain anywhere. Worked the heart beat hold with a plate drill between sets as that’s where I find I “give” when I don’t keep my abs braced or fill up the cavity.

Questions for The Sheriff:  This Globo Mountain doesn’t have more than a 30# pair of kettle bells. Would it be better to grab heavier dumbbells, or do single arm or goblet grip with a heavier KB – for the loaded lunges?

Th | Subbed the walk for an indoor jacked + tanned-ish. Must locate a sled and an AD #MorgunzideFidness

Sa | Feeling really good. 

Su | How to recover, brought to you by neature: 

DTP at CBQ
DTP does CBQ | Cibecue Falls, AZ
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Cool waters, blue skies, good people… and a waterfall finish

 

Mask Off

“I don’t believe in dressing up reality. I don’t believe in using makeup to make things look smoother.” – Lou Reed


13 May | Sa
Mobilize | 3x
Scap press x 10
Bird dogs x 12 ea
Pope press’n’squeeze x 4 breaths
Hollow rocks x 10 [Not so good at these]

Work |[Brrr crawl]
A. Treadmill walk x 45:00
B. 4x:
Bear crawl x 20m
Reverse flys x 10 (10#)
SUs x 40

Stretch | 10:00

14 May | Su
Warm-up | 3x
Row x 1:00
KBS x 10 + SA snatch x 5 ea
Slam balls x 7

Work | [Snappy snatches]
A. Hip extension 3 x 10; Rest x as req’d
B. BB only 3 x 3 ea: Snatch-grip RDL – Row – HP snatch – BTN press – Back squat
C. HP snatch 10 x 2 (2@75, 5@85, 3@90#); Rest x 2:00
D. Cable pallof press 3 x 10 ea (30, 30, 40#)

16 May | Tu
Mobility | 3x
Wall slides x 10
GA squats x 12
Reaching dead bugs x 1:00

Work |[Why are heavy carries so fun]
A. Bike x 30:00
B. Row x 15:00 (3,450m)
C. 5x: (NFT, but 10:00 OTN)
Single-arm rack carry x 30m ea (40,45, 3 @50#)
Jump lunges x 10
Forward leaning rest x :30

Stretch | 15:00


Sa | Check. Not a huge fan of the treadmill. Or a small one. But I did it anyway. And learned about how dudes in India want their wives to breastfeed them. Fah-reaks!

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We’re all just a bunch of

Also, mirrors are not only great for checking your form (yep, pretty sure that’s the first time I’ve done bear crawls with my tank dropped and shins parallel to the floor), but they also make for trippy workout surveillance vids:

Su | Wasn’t sure if the hip extensions were on a machine, or the GHD. Did the latter; they are way more challenging that GHRs. Worked barbell only snatch balance and heaving snatch balance between sets on C; things felt really nice. The upper glutes *pauses to search for the proper anatomical term*… *additional pause while I feel up ma glutes*… I think the mins, maybe the meds. Yeah, those guys are sore from the include treadmill, if I had to guess.

Tu | Might have shorted myself on the carries #littlegymproblems Will verify next time that I get the right, um… stimulus.