Null and Voids

“Every day I wonder how many things I am dead wrong about.” -Jim Harrison

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Sometimes the podcast that begins as a mere soundtrack for dinner prep ends up covering the kitchen white board. This one was like that for me. Robb Wolf has commented that science is like a sign reading, “until further notice…” – with a pause at the “end” there, not a period. What have you changed positions on? What are you holding out on? Why?


12 June | M
Mobility | 3x
SL adductor squat x 10
Scap press x 10
TVAs x 15

Work |
A1. DUs 3 x 30
A2. SA OH carry x 20m ea (45#) [:15]
A3. Dbl KB RDL x 8 (35#) [:15]
A4. [SA] DB snatch x 8 ea (35#) [:15 btwn sides]
B. Seated hamstring curls 3 x 10 12 (80,85,85#) [1:00]
C. Bike x 40:00 (7.2 mi)

Stretch | 15:00

13 June | Tu
Warm-up | 3x
Row x 1:00
KBS – SA KBS – Sn – RDL x 5 ea
Slam ball x 5 @ 20#

Work |
A. SL glute bridge hold 3 x :30 ea [:30]
B. GHD hip extensions 3 x 10 [1:00]
C. 10x: HPC x 2 [subbed TC for second rep] + FS x 1 (2@105, 3@115, 5@125#) [2:00]
D. Zercher rev lunge 3 x 5 ea (85#) [1:00]

Stretch | 10:00

14 June | W
Mobility | 3x
Prone y raise x 10
Bird dogs x 10
Hollow rock x :30
Scorpions x 5 ea

Warm-up | 3x
TGUs (35, 45, 50, 60#) 

Work | Double EMOM
A. EMOM x 20:00, rotating:
DL x 3 (185#)
BTN push press x 3 (95#)
B. EMOM x 10:00, rotating:
Don’t-be-a-douche-bags (Seated cable rows) x 10 (50,3@60#)
DUs x 30

Stretch | 15:00


M | The lack of awareness at the globo is amazing. I’m learning that in order to claim my turf and equipment it’s gotta be something like a cereal box fortress.

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First line of defense: leave yo shit e’rywhere. And you don’t even have to pick up after yourself

DUs were not my best; gonna blame the turf… and my traps. The gams felt a little fatigued -from the Sunday hike, I would wager. Kept my heart rate right around 128-130 BPM during the bike work.

Tu | The GB holds are revealing – oh look how that hip wants to drop, how that quad wants to take over the work, how you want to press that hand into the floor… Also noted how much harder hip extensions are than GHRs. I can easily bang out 12-15 reps with a plate with the GHRs. The last 2 reps of 10 on the body weight extensions take focus not to cheat.

The barbell work was fun and felt good. Changed the second hang to a tall clean. I let the etiquette (what etiquette?) at the globo get to me a little bit, but working on just walking the walk and letting that shit go. The Zercher work always brings the burn.

W| I can always throw in some bicep curls if I feel like bro-ing out, si? #accessorize My plan was to try to perform the DLs at 205# – they’ve been feeling strong, especially the push through the floor. But Tuesday’s workout was in full effect, thus the lighter load.

Behind the Scenes

“Sometimes it’s a little better to travel than to have arrived.” -Robert M. Pirsig

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Arrival at failure or a power pose?

Fair warning, I’m gonna do that thing where I string some seemingly random threads together. Yes! I’m making you an afghan blanket just like grandma used to make. It’s for the summer-in-the-desert Netflix and AC chill. We all know it’s best done sans pants and when the blower kicks on, that ish gets drafty. Brrr!

Oh man, off to a good start, Gunz.

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My weekend ‘flix binge

Let me set it up. The internet went down last week at my office. Then the server. And the phones. The daily dose of streaming music had yet to make my daily moments of gratitude…. Until about noon on day 1 of downage (let’s make that a word). When the only sound in the room is the click of your mouse and the voice of a well-meaning but over-sharing coworker, you become hungry for any noise rapido.

I’m pretty sure this is the only time I will ever say this: Facebook (and unlimited data) to the rescue. The first thing in my feed was this conversation with My Girl Kate (Galliett – not actually my girl, but we’re vibing in a limbic resonance kinda way, at least one-directionally):

Isn’t it interesting, the split screen comparison of the backdrops of each human… Hmm. What’s that say about each? *eye brows* Anyway, I really like what Kate had to say, in particular on the matter of our human desires to go “right to do the handstand” in life – resisting or disregarding all the tedious, boring, crucial, delicious (choose your adjective and your mindset) work it takes leading up to it. The dudes at BBS touched on it this week, too, the “rush to greatness” and the desire to just do the cool stuff. I think we can call that Insta-itis. Friends, I get the fever, too.

The allure of all the shiny, shiny shit on Instagram got me thinking about a dude whose work I was introduced to in a theory of architecture class during grad school, Guy Debord. His work, The Society of the Spectacle, is all about “the gaze”. Courtesy of Wikipedia (which does a way better job of summarizing it than I can. Throw them some bones):

“Debord traces the development of a modern society in which authentic social life has been replaced with its representation: ‘All that once was directly lived has become mere representation.’ Debord argues that the history of social life can be understood as ‘the decline of being into having, and having into merely appearing.’ This condition, according to Debord, is the ‘historical moment at which the commodity completes its colonization of social life.’”

Sounds like the moment is now. Though maybe it’s best we converse on the matter. Maybe over a scratch meal…?

My last random thread (Fuuu… that’s gonna be one comfy blankie) is about the eats, the value of home-cooking. Did you know last year Americans spent more money in restaurants than they did on groceries. (Right. This means zero grounds for bitching about the cost of groceries.) I couldn’t agree more with Tamarkin’s take on meal delivery services, but man, there’s so much more that “goes to waste” when you’re not involved in the process (note that rabbit hole, those of us who gather our meats and veggies from a retailer). Similar to the joys of suffering through a workout, the task of creating with others fosters more that the “thing”, it feeds that connection to your people. It’s like time under tension, but with food. Shared effort for the win.

I’ll leave you with this behind the scenes from the man with the bongos, who totally gets why a person might wanna keep an afghan (little “a” friends) handy on the front porch.


02 June | F
AM | Friday Hike Club!
Piestewa Peak

PM | Globo Mountain
Mobility | 3x
Cossack lunge x 12
Scap press x 10
Rev curl-ups x 10

Warm-up | 3x
Row x 1:00
Slam balls x 7
AYTs x 5 EA

Train | [Repeat]
A. Deadlift 7 x 3 (185, 4@195, 2@200#) [2:00]
B1. SA DB snatch 7 x 3 ea (35, 2@40, 3 @45#) [RI]
B2. SL hip bridge x 10 ea (5@20, 2@17.5#) [1:00]
C. Lat pull downs 4 x 10 (60, 3@70#) [1:00]

Stretch | 15:00

03 June | Sa
Mobility | 3x
Wall slides x 10
GA squat x 10
Pope clammies x 15 ea
TVAs x 15

Train |
A1. Row 3 x 300m [RI]
A2. FLR + taps x 12 [RI]
A3. KBS x 5 (44#)
B. 10 x PC + HPC x 2 (3@115, 4@125, 3@115#) [As req’d]
C1. [Cable] Pallof press 3 x 12 (40#)
C2. Kneeling BU KB press x 6 ea (24, 20, 18#)

04 June | Su
Mobility | 3x
OHWL x 10
Hip CARs
Glute press x 10
Prone Y raise (abs – check) x 10

Train |
A. Row x 15:00 (Pretty comfy pace, 3457m)
B. Seated hammie curls 4 x 12 (80#) [1:00]
C. Heeeip extensions 4 x 12
D. Zercher reverse lunges 3 x 8 ea (75, 85, 85#) [1:00 btwn legs]
E. Bike or treadmill x 20:00 (bici)


F | Morning hike was pretty fucking sweet. Felt good! Was pleasantly surprised with my capacity and recovery.

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National Day of the Donut… Taco… Pancakes

PM sesh… The DLs felt really strong and easy off the floor. As noted previously, part B is pretty nice cardio. I dropped weight on the SL hip bridges when I noticed I wasn’t able to completely open the hip at the top (a point the emphasized) on the left side. Did the pull-downs with the long bar grip. Yep, felt em.

Decided to hit the scale in the ladies locker room. Results: 163.3. It’s just a number, but I think I’m still gonna do Friday weigh-ins for a while #collectingdata

Questions: I would like to put on some muscle. What do I need to delta to make this happen? What am I missing? Why are my priorities not reflected back? Why does “D-backs” sound like “D-bags” e’rytime? How do they make coffee that has notes of peanut butter and chocolate? And does that still make it Paleo? 

Sa | My butt is real sore from the repeat workout. The cleans felt nice and speedy, so much so that I wanted to see how they felt out the bottom. Dropped some lbs and finished the last 3 sets with a tall clean. I was feeling very “technically proficient” compared to my compadres in the “functional training area”. Do you even know what you’re trying to accomplish there, bruh?

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The KnBUKB press (Nailin’ the acronyms – next up greeting cards and paint colors) are pretty solid on the right and crap on the left. Workin’ on it, man.

Su | Low back spoke to me a little during the row… Hike? Deadlift? The combo? But things felt fine on the extensions and lunges. How the eff do people hangout in the hammie trap between sets?!? I lept outta that contraption as soon as I fucking could each round. Fire! Mirrors are totally helpful during the Zerchers.

Pillows

“Don’t believe everything you think.” -BJ Miller, MD

So then that’s Dr. BJ, amiright?

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Explosions 2.0 by Ken Hermann

Dropping bombs with DJ Khaled


05 Jan | Th
Mo-buhl-eyes |3x
Cossack lunge x 8 ea
Cobra x 8
Hanging leg raise x 8

Warm-up | AD x 5:00
A-Y-Ts 3 x 5 ea

Work | “A”
3x: Run x 400 m
Pendlay row x 10 (65#)
KB push press x 10 (did the Zerchers here @ 75#)
-Rest x 2:00-
“B”
4x: KB snatch x 3 ea + 5 swings + 5 RDL ea (44#)
Zercher squats x 10 (did the KB push press here x 35#ers)
-Rest x 2:00-
“C”
5x: Single-leg banded hammie curls x 5 ea (blue)
Pallof press x 12 ea (red)

Stretch | 10:00

06 Jan | F
Moblity | 3x
GA squat x 10
Scap press x 10
Moster walks x 10 ea

Warm-it up | 3x
AD x 1:00
Banded rows x 12 ea
V-ups x 10

Work | Chin-over-bar holds 3 x 20s, rest x 1:00
Ring dip holds 3 x 15-20s, rest x 1:00 (15s)
Pistols 3 x 5 ea, rest x 1:00

Stretch | 15:00

07 Jan | Sa
Mobility | 3x
Bird dogs x 10 ea
Wall slides x 10
Side clammie holds x 30s ea

Warm-up | 3x
Slam balls x 5 @ 30#
Wall walk x 2 UB
DUs x 30

Work | O-lifting – Week 1
Snatch x heavy single (85, 95, 95 , 105, 105, 110, 115#)

Auxiliary | 3x
Reverse row sit-backs x 6
Ring leg curls x 10
Handstand walks for distance (12′ PR)


Th | Totally fucked up the components of the workout, switching the Zerchers and the push press. A blossoming sinus infection reminded me of the importance of breathing #mouthbreather. Digging the KB work. And was surprised at how much I got the shakes during the Pallof work, which I did split with rig facing leg forward. 

F | Was thankful for the lighter day; had it been any more work, I’d have taken a rest day. The ring dip holds are really challenging; fought for 15 seconds each round. Phase II sinus crap turned then pistols into a cardio session. 

Sa | Wasn’t a spicy day with the barbell; failing at 95# was a pretty good indicator. Had the air brakes in full effect. I don’t get it; I’m mobile enough to get low with a load overhead; why am I not able to get there in the receiving position with the snatch? Many more reps to come. And lifting shoes. Here’s a compilation of the heavy singles:

Was perusing for some old lifting vids and stumbled upon some pics from the last nutrition challenge. Thought it’d be fun to take some currents and compare. The lighting and threads are different, but I think I see the delta; I certainly know I feel it.

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Top: 45-Nutrition Challenge “befores” (July 2015) Middle: 45DNC “afters” (Aug 2015) Bottom: Today (It’s January of 2017 – welcome!)

Fortunately, my sinuses have not exploded through my face and are feeling better; I’m excited for the week ahead – training and the others.

Jolly AF

“The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.” -George Carlin

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24 Dec | Eve
Warm-up | 3x
DUs x 30
Slam balls x 5
Wall slides x 10

Work | O-lifting
Snatch balance 3 x 3 (65#)
OHS [pause @ bottom] 4 x 2 (85, 95#…)
Snatch pull + hang snatch 6 x 1 (75, 85, 85, 90#…)

23 Dec | Eve Eve
Mobility | 3x
Bird dogs x 10 ea
Prone y raise x 10
Banded clammies x 15 ea

Warm-up | 3x
Row x 1:00
Push-ups x 7
V-ups x 7
Pistol x 1 ea

Work [Favorite] | 7x:
Bench press x 3 (85#)
Right into
Slam balls x 5 @ 20# (30#)
Rest x 2:00 (?)
5x:
Incline SA KB BP (ha!) x 5 ea (26# +2.5)
Right into
Hang power snatch (85#)
Rest x 2:00
3x:
Row x 300m
AD x 15 cals
Zercher lunge x 5 ea @ 75#-ish (85#)

Stretch’n’ convos | 15:00


F | Upped the lbs on the balls, as the goal was to be breathing heavy. Check. Really felt the glutes by the time we got ’round to the zerchers.

Sa | Quick session before hopping on a flight to Iowa. The hip felt good – zero pain/hesitation! The back fatigued quickly, I’m guessing due to all the work it did Friday.

Residuals

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The thing we tell ourselves… What are you rehearsing?


26 Nov | Sa
Warm-up | 3x
AD x 1:00
Slam balls x 7
DUs x 30

Work | O-lifting – Week 4
2-Position snatch [below the knee, mid-thigh] (85#)
Buenos dias 3 x 6 (95#)
OHS pin squat 3 x 3 (85, 95, 95#)
3x:
Samurai squats x 5 ea (35#)
right into
FLR x max effort (1:15, 1:05, :57)
rest as req’d

Stretch | 10:00

25 Nov | F
Mobility | 3x
Single-leg elevated adductor squat x 10 ea
Single-arm plank x :20 ea
Reaching TVA drops x 15

Warm-up | 3x
Palms-up BB row x 10
Buenos dias x 10
Wall walk x 2

Work | x 30:00, rotating:
Carries [OH, dbl KB front-rack, suitcase] x 100m (35#ers, 53#)
AD x 1:00
Sumo DLs @ 155# x 5
Handstand walk x 12′ [or 3 attempts]
Row x 1:00

24 Nov | The Giving of the Thanks
Dishes x All day

23 Nov | W
Mobility | 3x
Wall rotations + slides x 10
Single-leg elevated hip bridge x 12 ea
Reaching dead bugs x 20 ea

Warm-up | 3x
AD x 1:00
DUs x 30
Hip mobility moves

Work | Oh-the-lifting – Week 4
Behind-the-neck rack jerks 10 x 1 [build] (85, 95, 105, 105, 110, 115, 115, 120, 125, 130#)
Split squats 3 x 4 (95#)
Segment clean [2s pause @ knee] 5 x 2 (105, 115#…)

Stretch/real talk | 15:00

22 Nov | Tu
Mobility | 3x
GA squats x 12
Scap press x 8
Reverse curl-ups x 10

Warm-up | 3x
AD x 1:00
Slam balls x 7
Push-ups x 7
(Pony) Tail flingers  (GHD sit-ups) x 10

Work | EMOM x 14:00, rotating:
Bench x 3 @ 80# + DUs x 30
Hang snatch + OHS x 3
-Rest x 4:00-
EMOM x 14:00, rotating:
Tall cleans x 3 @105#
Row x 100m

Stretch x 15:00

21 Nov | M
Mobility |3x:
Wall-pressing TVAs x 15
Single-leg elevated hip bridge x 10 ea
Side plank clammie x :40 ea

Warm-up | 3x:
Wall slides x 10
Wall balls x 10
Wall walk + lateral tick tock x 1
OH walking lunches x 20

Work | “B”
Zercher squats 5 x 7 (95, 95, 105, 110, 110, 110#)
Rest x 1:00
“C”
KBS 5 x 10 @ 44#
Rest x 1:00
“A”
8x:
Single arm press x 8 ea (5@ 26#, 5@ 21#)
Rest x 1:00
Chinese row x 10 ea (26#)
Rest x 1:00

Stretch | 20:00


M | Rearranged the order of the workout because no dumbbells and all the KBs taken. Man, to have a dick and/or lots of muscles so the brahs would buy some. First time doing zercher squats and they were fun times: super uncomfy in the elbow pits and breathing. Lots of booty, quad, back and abs. Should have taken vid of my KBS to compare to the blog link today #notesfornexttime #sidebyside. That was a lot of pushing and pulling. Left side was the limiter on both movements. Just realized as I’m typing this that I did KB rows instead of Chinese rows. Hmm, where’s my head at? Three guesses…

Tu | Busy day at work (but my Friday for the week!) and no gameplan for a workout means one from the archives… and of course, an EMOM – or two.

W | Pissed off hip, but a well-timed holiday day off tomorrow. The BTN jerks felt awesome; mmm, that bar path. Split squats did the trick pre-fatiguing the boo-tay on the segmented cleans. Gotta work on transitioning my feet wider at the bottom. Wide bottom(s), bishes!

Th | A person feels entitled to eat way more ham and sticky toffee cake when you got sore abs from all those jerks. New holiday pre-gaming programming – check.

F | Hip speaking; rolled thru.

Sa | Per last week’s vids, I changed my set-up on the snatch a bit; I didn’t realize how much I was letting my chest drop. The result felt solid – fast and able to open up the stance at the bottom (less air brakes)- though from the hang, less so. Here’s some footage:

Those OHS pin squats were something; tricky getting in the proper position, but once you were there… they felt like heroin. Or what I imagine heroin to feel like. (I might be exaggerating, but they did felt nice. Besides aren’t the holidays all about over-doing it?)

Whadya Mean?

“I don’t exactly know what I mean by that, but I mean it.” – J.D. Salinger

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Applicable across all the spheres of life

In the interest of full disclosure, I am not a KISS fan, and up until a week ago I didn’t know who the fuck Paul Stanley is. Then I had a listen to his conversation with Joe Rogan (see below). I’m a sucker for a discussion on communication. It’s crazy how casually we can throw our words around, and equally so how selective we can be about picking them up from others. Use your words.

I liked the exchange Rogan and Stanley have on therapy, growing up a “freak”, why self-help books don’t work, clear communication (!), and why we all need friends who will tell us when we’re being an idiot. Especially important during these presidential election/Pokemon Go times.


Goodbye, July | Su
Mobility | 3x
Wall rotation + press x 10
Scap press x 10
Prone glute press x 10
Side plank + LL hold x :25
Reaching dead bugs x 1:00

Warm-up | 3x
AD x 1:00
BB RDLs x 10
Banded rows x 10
PUs x 7

Work | 4x:
Wide-grip bench x 3 (80, 85, 85, 85#)
Rest x :30
Chinese row x 10 ea (20#)
Rest x 2:00
3x:
Reverse zercher lunge x  10 ea (75, 85, 95#)
Rest x 1:00 btwn legs
5x:
AD sprint x :20
Rest x 2:00

30 July | Sa
Warm-up | Uh huh

Work | O-lifting – Week 4
Front Squat – build to a heavy single (135,145, 150, 155 (PR), 160#)
FS isometric holds 3 x 2 @10s ea w/ 5s rest btwn reps
Rack jerks  4 x 2 @ 55-70% (95 ,95 ,105, 105#)
3x:
SA BB lawnmower pulls x 10 ea (60, 60, 75#)
Med ball wall sit + twist x 16-20 reps (10, 14, 20#)

Handstand shapes + Rev row sit backs 3 x 6

Stretch | 15:00


Sa | Took back-to-back rest days then PR’d my front squat. Hmm. And I really think I have 160 in me, which is a mental marker because it’d be over body weight. The iso holds and jerks felt good, too. The last segment just felt awkward, but I’ll chalk it up to new movements.

Su | Session felt good; soreness in the upper back between the blades from Saturday. Zerchered so hard I couldn’t feel my thumbs during the sprints. Those AD sprints felt really solid, which caught me off guard after the O-lifting iso’s. But maybe the two are unrelated. Please discuss.

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Going skins in the gymnasium because so much sweat

 

Mortal Wounds

“As a society you can defend yourself against all outside enemies, but you’re completely vulnerable to one mad man in your midst.” – Sebastian Junger

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Corsican Vendetta Knife – “May all your wounds be mortal”

Dan Carlin – Disengaging the Lizard Brain


11 June | Sa
Warm-up | Enter gymnasium + move your mouth

Work | O-Lifting
Clean + Jerk 10 x 3 @ 65-70% (2 @95#,8 @105#)
Rack Pull 4 x 3 (3 @205, 235#)
3 sets:
Split Squats x 8-10 (8,8,10 @45#)
Box Jump x 3
-then-
Pull-ups 3 x AMRAP (.75 under, .75 over, body rows – release + reengage e’ery rep)

Handstands | 15:00
Stretch | 15:00

10 June | F
Mobility | 3x
Banded Clammies x 12 ea
P$’s Side Ab Things x :30
Calf Raises x 40 ea variety (2)
Scap Press x 8 @ 5s

Warm up |3x
Row x 1:00
Chinese Row x 10 (15#ers)
SL BB DLs x 5 ea

Work |Hip Thrusts 4 x 10 (95,115,135,145#; start around here next time)
Rest x 2:00
Zercher Reverse Lunges 3 x 6 ea (85,85,95#)
Rest x 1:00 between sides
Gladiator TGUs x 10:00 (worked up to 25#)


F | I was interested to see how the Gladiator TGUs went because (a) new movement and (b) I am currently unable to hold a side plank with a leg lift without going to my knee. They were really fun! Awkward getting up after you turn over, but bracing in the leg-lifted position with a loaded arm seems easier than in a standard, unloaded side plank. Hmmm…?

Sa | Worked on positioning on the jerks, not reaching with the leg that goes back, and getting low. Rack pulls were cool;we’ll see what Sunday reveals. The split squat into box jump combo was insane! Really thought I was gonna eat box on that first rep. Didn’t. Pull-up attempts = lots of motivation for all the rowing reps in my future.

Going through an old workout journal and came across this amazingly life-like booty sketch:

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Man, I really captured the Booty 5000 goals there. Also present: some interesting/funny notes on programming/coaching #whenyourcoachkeepsitreal